Say my name first. It doesn't matter when I was very young. I don't think there is anything wrong, but I have been basically ridiculed by others since I went to school. Every time a teacher or someone calls the roll, I basically give a big white eye, which makes me ashamed and I hate my parents at that time. As you get older, this is not a problem. I feel that the name is very nice and sweet. Basically, everyone else can remember my name.
The actual name of this thing is just a code name. People who are not celebrities or special jobs will gradually become indifferent, just like Li Wei and Wang Kai in the 1960s and 1970s, National Day, 1980s and 1990s. As time goes by, most popular names after 00 and 10 become less pleasant to listen to.
Zhang Dazhuang.
Speaking of funny names, I sorted out some, and this time I promise to laugh at you for doubting life.
Music teacher "organ"
Fitness teacher "Chen Yaling"
The doctor "broken the needle"
Driver "Wu Baoan"
A netizen gave birth to a son and worried about his name, so he asked the netizen for help: "My surname is Gao and my wife's surname is Guo. Please help me give my son a nice name. "
Netizen: "Just call it (pressure cooker)!"
I admit, my joke is a bit vulgar.
(this, it tastes a little heavy)
3. (This is the worship of China Kung Fu)
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(You can combine it with the buddy above. Shaolin Temple is awesome. )
Names, for everyone, are the wishes and longings of parents.
The name means to be an upright person, work hard and strive hard.
Everyone's name hides unique and elegant meanings and rich expectations. Every parent wants to "expect his son to succeed and his daughter to succeed".
Speaking of these funny names, most of them are parents' unintentional mistakes, and every family with a new baby is racking their brains for their children's names. The name is beautiful, artistic and moral, including five elements, the combination of birth and birth, etc. Therefore, naming a name has become a century-long problem, especially for those parents with low educational level who often make their own mistakes. They have good intentions, but they can't stand the scrutiny of netizens.
Chinese names of foreigners are kept as souvenirs because they see and like them. Foreigners often use the name of their deceased ancestors to show their nostalgia.
I wonder which hilarious names my friends have seen in reality? Welcome to leave a message in the comments section.
The name of laughing tears is amazing. Some names may be nothing at that time, but now they have another flavor. There are also some names that are strange no matter what age. I wonder what their parents think. Let's have a look.
1. How many skins are these to make leather?
2. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai children's shoes, are they postage?
3. Yellow pig, this, this, no matter how you explain it, you are a little sorry for his numbness.
Hao, how easy it is to be caught.
5. Urine bubbles? What does this name mean?
6. I really met a man named Fu Gui. One of my primary school classmates is Ronghua, and the other is Fu Gui. This is a wish.
7. anyway, even if you don't take this surname, what does rust mean?
8. This male guest, tell me about your dream.
9. Swimming and playing chess, I have seen homonyms, but this time I met authentic ones.
9.what are you looking for? Looking for qingfu, there is something wrong with pronunciation.
10. Well, here's an explanation.
1 1. Qin Shihuang, where are your 1 million troops?
12. I'm not bragging. I am really awesome.
13. There is nothing wrong with the name, but the problem lies in the surname.
14. I didn't know at that time that this name would have another meaning in a few years.
15. Some surnames are really hard to call, but they are strange to read anyway.
Have you ever seen a more interesting name? Show it.
In China's 5,000-year history, every parent tried to give their child a name.
Moreover, seeing many names that make people laugh on the internet has greatly increased my knowledge. Let's see what names can make you laugh!
Wu Changshou
This is a dead old man in my hometown. He lived to be over 70, just like his name. He really lived a long time at that time!
Song Zhao Yan
It is estimated that when his parents named him, the word "pornographic photos" had not yet arisen! In fact, I understand that the sun is shining!
Cai taixian
If you read in Cantonese, you don't feel uncomfortable, but in Mandarin, it becomes "the food is too salty". I think this friend should be from Guangdong!
neighbourhood
This friend's parents are definitely fans of De Renjie. What do you think, Fiona Fang?
A local tyrant/tyrant
The so-called money is not exposed, and the rich keep a low profile. But this friend is really too much. Have you considered other people's feelings? I wonder if you will feel inferior when the teacher calls the roll when you are studying?
Nanjiabin
If you are the one, what will happen when Murphy says, please welcome the next male guest, Nanbin? I am looking forward to it when I think about it!
There are actually more interesting names than these. I wonder if there are any interesting names for knowledgeable friends to discuss!
We really should pay attention to naming. After all, it depends on the child's name. However, parents always make some small mistakes when naming, such as:
I have a friend, and we all call him "fly", so that everyone forgets his real name. Until one day, we went out to play together, and I accidentally saw his ID card, which almost killed me!
It turns out that his real name is "flying to history"!
Ha ha ha, no wonder we nicknamed him "fly" at that time. This is so appropriate and wonderful!
In other words, when the Year of the Pig arrives, parents should be careful when choosing their names, especially friends surnamed Zhu. Never choose this name.
I can make a suggestion. You can also call it "Zhu Yiqun". What a beautiful name! Hahaha!
Do you have any interesting names?
I only tell a true story.
When I was a child, I went to his uncle's house with my next-door neighbor.
His uncle has two children, brother and sister.
It happened that the police came home to deliver their ID cards that day.
I saw that his cousin's name was Fan Cabbage? ! !
I asked, why is there such a strange name?
Her surname is Fan and her mother's surname is Cai.
The name should be Fan Zicai.
The policeman who came to register his household registration wrote a dazzling thing, which looked like a cabbage.
The policeman who made the ID card did not consider whether the name was reasonable, so he made the ID card.
Unfortunately, changing the name is very troublesome.
His cousin has been carrying the name' vermicelli cabbage' for 30 years and has not changed it.
This is really too much. I remember that the first wonderful name "Stone" was circulated several years ago. There is also "Pan Jinlian" who filed a lawsuit with Xiaogang Feng when filming "I am not Pan Jinlian" in Xiaogang Feng; There are more names like "Gao Fushuai", "Bai Fumei" and "Yellow-green-blue".
Here are some representative names I found on the Internet, and netizens can add them.
1. The name "Cai Taixian" is really not suitable for hotels! I wonder if there will be a chef!