Yesterday, the job fair in the gymnasium was said to be very popular in front of the booth of CSSC 704. It seems that XDJM still wants to go to 704. So I wrote down my recent application for 704, hoping to help the students who want to go to 704.

Let me introduce myself first. I am a graduate student of the Institute of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering this year. I come from Pudong, Shanghai. I first heard that 704 was in the drinking water source. Seeing that the treatment in the institute is not bad, and the ship situation is very good in recent years, I will keep it in mind. It seems that 10 ended, and the CSIC job fair held at 45 0 was written as CSIC on the Internet. Of course, the result was disappointing. Similar mistakes have happened many times). In a rage, I sent a resume, a cover letter, a copy of my certificate, etc. To 704, and then waited for a long time. I was going to vote for another one at the large-scale job fair in the gymnasium in 165438+ 10, but the booth in 704 has been empty (it was only afterwards that the Employment Office of the University of Technology made another mistake), so I gave up hope.

On Monday (27th) morning, I got up early, tidied up a little at home, and set off for 704. It was the rush hour, because there were many high-end enterprises on this route, so there were a bunch of expressionless little white-collar workers on the bus and subway, which also made me experience the feeling of an office worker in advance.

Get off at Hengshan Road Station, turn left at Exit 3 and walk 65 steps (Hehe, I'm bored. My favorite thing when walking on the road is to remember the direction and distance. Maybe I've watched too many war movies), that is, the gates of 704 and 704 are almost submerged in the tables, chairs and benches of the next bar. Here I briefly introduce the geographical location of 704: 704 is located in hengshan road, a prime location in the center of Shanghai, four subway stops away from People's Square. Just one subway stop from Xujiahui, the house price is of course surprisingly high. Hengshan road is a famous bar street in Shanghai and one of the most famous "red light districts" in Shanghai. There are countless famous cars, beautiful women and ghosts at night. It is said that it was attacked by the public security organs once last year, but now it has not converged. It is really not easy to do your own research in such a colorful world.

When I entered the gate, the first thing I saw was the administrative building of 704, a two-story mansion. It is said that this is a public university where the children of foreign diplomats who were in Shanghai before liberation went to school. It adopts the most traditional Shikumen construction technology in Shanghai, and now it is conservatively estimated to be worth tens of millions. However, the working building where other departments in the hospital are located is a bit shabby, and it feels like an old factory building more than ten years ago. I'm a little disappointed. As it was a little late, I hurried on. On the way, I met an elderly man who kindly said to me, "Don't worry, young man, slow down." At that time, my impression of 704 immediately improved a lot. According to the notice, I found the building I was going to, and the elevator inside was similar to the civilized freight elevator. Sweat-_ _ _! I entered Mr. Lin's office, and I did an intelligence test and a personality test first. Now the institute has also started to follow the fashion. After I finished writing, I forgot to write my name and handed it in. It turned out that it had no effect. It is really formalism. Then Mr. Lin took me to a department and found the deputy director of that department to start the interview (the specific department and name are not convenient here, please forgive me). I was surprised at that time, because according to the news I got, many research institutes in Shanghai called you to Shanghai for an interview. The people in the human resources department talked to you, which basically decided what you wanted. I didn't expect this 704 to be so formal, and I was embarrassed to start the interview before I was ready. The director is a young man, which makes people feel more cordial. Let's try to restore it from memory.

Director: Please introduce yourself briefly first.

Me: BLABLABLA…… ... ..............

Director: What you said is very broad. I want to hear the details. Tell me about your graduation project.

Me: blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

Director: What do you mean by structural optimization? What have you done? Show me the hydraulic schematic.

Me: I fainted at that time. It was almost two years ago, and I almost forgot. So I drew from memory for a long time, about 10 minutes.

Director: At first glance, your drawings are a bunch of mistakes. The symbols of valves, motors and pumps are all wrong, and the system can't operate according to your diagram at all.

Me: I'm already sweating. I'm desperately searching for what's left in my mind. Finally, I can draw it and let people see it.

Director: What is the working pressure of the system?

Me: 25MPA.

Director: What is the pressure of the overflow valve?

Me: It seems to be 26.3. This is the only memory left. )

Director: What type of engine did you choose? What is the basis?

Me: I started talking nonsense. ...........

Director: What is the working principle of piston pump? What did your design do?

Me: BLABLABLA

After questioning my undergraduate design for about 15 minutes (excluding drawing time), I finally shifted my firepower.

Director: You have worked as a jack in undergraduate course. What type of thread did you choose?

Me: Step type.

Director: Why not choose the most commonly used triangle?

Me: Trapezoidal load is heavy, and the sharp corner of triangle is prone to stress concentration, so I simply cut off this stress concentration point. (I admire myself when I think about it later, and I can even pull out this reason. )

Director: Can you write some formulas for threaded connection?

Sorry to say that the thread formula is so complicated that I really can't remember it.

Director: You said on your resume that you are familiar with these things, but you almost forgot. You wrote this resume now, not two years ago. Forgot how to write familiar?

Me: I mean, I was familiar with it at that time, but I forgot it now, but I picked it up soon.

Director: What's the pitch?

Me: 1 mm (I want to slap my mouth when I finish)

Director: Is your graduate student engaged in software?

Me: Yes.

Director: Why did you switch from hardware to software?

Me: BLABLABLA (I have this question every interview, so I am prepared).

Director: Then why did you come back to make hardware?

Me: BLABLABLA (ready)

Director: So you have been divorced from the actual hardware design work for almost two years?

Me: Yes.

Director: Why is your hydraulics score so low?

Me: Not very interested in hydraulics.

Director: What? We are hydraulic. You are not interested in hydraulic?

Me: I am completely deceived. I felt hopeless at that time. I still regret it. I don't know if it will affect me when I first started working. I hope the director has forgotten this sentence.

Director: There are so many foreign companies in Shanghai, and you are from Shanghai. Why don't you find someone with a higher salary to come to our office?

Me: I would rather be exploited by the state than by foreign devils (we all laughed here)

Director: What can you do with peace of mind?

I am like a wolf with a big tail: my GF is also in XXX Institute of Shanghai Space Administration, and we are ready to contribute to our country with peace of mind. The fact that my GF works in the Eighth Hospital has helped me to apply for state-owned enterprises and research institutes in Shanghai many times, so I want to thank my GF. )

Director: Every year, candidates say that they can work with peace of mind, but in the end they jump ship one after another.

Me: Another kind of loyalty.

Director: What do you usually like to do?

Me: Make some models and skate.

Director: Did the graduate students take the exam or did they take the insurance?

Me: I passed the exam.

Director: Have you ever been a student cadre, a good student or something?

Me: No: (

Director: When did Band 6 pass?

Me: junior year.

Director: How is the project going? Are you nervous?

Me: BLABLABLA

Director: That's all for the time being. Our personnel department will inform you as soon as possible.

The nightmare interview is finally over, and I am relieved. Although I feel bad about myself, I have given up on HOHO. But I have a slightly better impression of 704. Because I think the main body of a research institute should still be technical personnel, and it should be the technical department that finally decides to recruit. Some hospitals can decide whether they want you or not just by reading a few HR resumes, so I think there is something wrong with its internal atmosphere and management system, and I turned down the other two in Shanghai for this reason.

I went to several job fairs in Shanghai in the next few days and felt that Harbin was really too biased. Only about 20% of these enterprises have been to the University of Technology. Please take the initiative in school employment in the future.

After waiting for about 1 week, there is still no news. I called twice and finally got the OFFER. It has been 10 days since my interview. The reason for the slow response is later.

The next day, I went to 704HR to sign the agreement, only to know that Mr. Wang, who was in charge of recruitment, was on a business trip for five or six days on the day when the technical department reported the admission list. I learned from him that the recruitment time notified by 704 to Polytechnic University was 65438+February 17, but the school made a mistake, so that they received several phone calls from engineering students on the afternoon of the large-scale job fair. I'm a little dissatisfied. More than 150 resumes were mailed to 704 this year at the University of Technology alone (it was estimated to be higher at the job fair yesterday). In the process of signing the agreement, I kept getting calls to find a job. Students nowadays are really miserable.

I think I can sign 7 04 not because I am awesome (I am a very ordinary student), but because I took them early, and I don't know what happened before 704, hehe. If I had submitted my resume at yesterday's job fair, I would have been miserable compared with so many graduate brothers studying hydraulics. As for my Shanghai hukou, I don't think it will help much. It was not until the interview was over that they found out that I was from Shanghai.

In this way, I became the first one to register for 704 in Polytechnic University this year, and the second one in China (the first one seems to be a brother of Jiaotong University). As for the specific treatment, I will naturally tell you when signing the contract. It's no use asking if you don't want to sign it. Students who get the interview notice should prepare for the interview first. I especially remind you that letting you go to Shanghai for an interview does not mean that you are basically needed. I had an interview with you all day. Many people from Beihang University and China Southern Airlines. As a result, many people were eliminated by BS, and the round-trip tolls were not reimbursed. So please take a good look at the topics you have done and be as familiar as when you just finished.

Finally, I wish all the students who interviewed 704 good luck. It is very likely that everyone will be colleagues in the future. Ha ha.

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