Xu Deliang (1) Degang Guo (2) Performance Book

I'm glad to be back in Peking University. I am from Peking University and Daxing, Beijing ~!

A: (singing) Will you still remember the diary you wrote yesterday tomorrow ~

Here comes the trouble.

A: (Singing) Will you still miss the one who cried the most tomorrow?

B: I was very fragile when I was a child.

A: (Singing) Teachers have long forgotten that you used to cry best ~

Yes, I like it. I like crying.

A: (singing) I only remembered you by looking through the photos of my deskmate ~

B: Let's sit together.

A: (suddenly singing loudly) Who ... sentimental you?

B: I can't stand the shock and explosion ~

A: (singing) Who read your diary ~

B: I'll tell him to read the diary ~

A: (singing) Who rolled up your long hair ~

B: these eyes can't be a singer ~

A: (Singing) Who (Singing) made your wedding dress?

B: I bought it myself ~

A: (affectionately) college life ~ just like this ~ gone.

B: Everyone will graduate.

You left, too.

I stay away from crazy people.

A: I miss your embroidered hair ~ the feeling of falling on my chest ~

B: I will stab you to death ~

A: How I miss leaving you in an empty campus and letting me carry your sweetness ~

B: With your small size?

I want to tell you more.

B: Go ahead.

I love you.

Brokeback Mountain?

A: I miss kissing you for the last time ~

B: Bring me a washbasin. I'm gonna throw up.

What are you doing?

You are disgusting.

A: What I'm doing is thinking for a while ~

B: Ah.

A: Make a memorial for your youth ~

B: The word "memorial" sounds miserable. What did you pay homage to?

A: To commemorate my college life ~

B: I went to college ~

A: To commemorate my youth and love without regrets ~

You talk like a poem.

A: It's the first time to walk on a university campus ~

I'm not allowed in ~

This is my report.

B: Oh, the first day ~

I walked on the main road of the campus for the first time.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: I am very excited to see the banner that hits my face ~

B: Oh ~?

A: Excited ~ a little trembling ~

B: Trembling? It says "Welcome new students to school"?

A: "Carry out a campaign to kill rats" ~

B: Oh ~ ~ It's right to tremble ~ It's called putting righteousness above family loyalty ~

A: You are a mouse.

B: this word doesn't sound nearby ~

A: that's it ~ my college life began ~

B: Take your time.

A: When I was a freshman ~ I only had one thought ~

B: Why?

A: Study.

B: it's just class ~

A: My love for learning is influenced by the boss of our dormitory ~

Oh, the boss likes school very much? ~

A: study hard ~

B: There are still many good students ~

A: I love learning ~

B: good grades ~

A: So much so that his life is full of academic terms ~

B: that's great ~

A: once ~ my eyes were bad ~

B: Mm-hmm.

A: Go to the hospital to see a doctor ~

B: Yes.

Answer: "Doctor, my eyes, when this light is projected on an object and then reflected on my pupil, always produce an equivalent image next to the body of this object."

B: It's quite complicated.

A: "And this image and this ontology are not separated, but present an intersecting relationship." The doctor thought for a long time ~ "Do you see things as ghosts?"

If I were a doctor, I would fight.

A: Yes, yes, yes, doctors have strong generalization ability.

B: Is this called generalization ability? This is what China people say.

A: I'm just influenced by the boss of our dormitory ~

I didn't expect you to sound like him.

A: I just like studying ~

B: Yes, yes ~

Answer: study in the morning, afternoon and evening ~ eat, sleep, dream and study ~

B: Hey ~ Look at him ~ Isn't this a good grade?

A: No ~ Unfortunately, my interest has shifted since my sophomore year ~

Oh? When I was a sophomore, my interest shifted? What do you like?

A: Then a freshman is a senior ~

B: Right, right, right ~

A: Who is a sophomore who is still eager to study?

Oh? Tell me about this, I haven't been to school either, so it's not always clear ~

A: I like sports ~ this is influenced by the second child in our dormitory ~

B: big brother ~ it's not easy for them to have a try ~

A: He is from Beijing ~

B: Oh ~ ~

A: Do you know that Beijingers ~ live there ~ Ping 'an Street ~ Beijing No.4 Middle School?

B: I know ~

A: It's opposite the playground of Beijing No.4 Middle School ~

B: I bought popsicles at that door ~

A: ah yes ~ that's where I live ~

B: ok ~

A: Every weekend ~ he goes back to watch the ball ~

B: Mm-hmm.

A: He is a fan ~ All of us here are fans ~

B: Really?

A: but our dormitory ~ he doesn't have a TV ~

B: Heh ~ Life in this dormitory is a bit bitter ~

A: He told us about us as soon as he came back ~

B: What's the matter?

A: I don't feel well ~

B: That's right.

A: I saw him sitting in the dormitory as soon as I came back that day ~ where was the big makin knife sitting ~

B: What?

A: Just saying ~ "Oh, that central defender is great ~ Heh ~! (exclaimed) One button on the left foot, one turn on the right foot ~' pa', even two strikers. "

B: Have a look.

A: "Swish a kick to the midfield ..." I heard it ~ What is this ball? Serie a?

B: No.

A: Super League?

B: Not necessarily.

A: There was no ball yesterday ~

B: Just say yes ~

A: Listen quickly.

B: I heard that.

A: I'm still talking to the midfielder. "Wow, this midfielder is also very strong. One of them crossed the line obliquely and went straight in, and the avant-garde flattered and killed him. "

B: Mm-hmm.

Answer: "serve directly ~ this ball floats high ~ the striker has arrived ~" to make a start. "

Did you just score?

A: "No"

B: Why?

A: "It was blocked by the goalkeeper."

B: Have a look.

A: "It doesn't matter if it is sealed. Not far, you can fall at the feet of someone else's striker. The somebody else's left foot buckle right foot,' when' is a foot, the world waves ~ ~ "

B: Hey! Wait a minute, wait a minute ~ world wave?

A: World Wave ~

B: Oh ~ ~ Please explain this ~

A: Even people in the world can't kick such a beautiful arc ~

B: ooh ~ oops ~ such a big ability?

A: "The world wave ~' dang' is such a kick that it hits the post and bounces back."

B: Please come again.

A: "hey ~! At his feet again. "

B: There's plenty of time ~

Answer: "Left set and right belt, passing the goalkeeper."

B: Mm-hmm.

A: "An empty door."

B: Have a look.

Answer: "Lift your feet and go in."

B: make such a big effort?

A: "It's a pity that he didn't do it."

B: Why?

A: "Hey, they stopped playing as soon as the bell rang."

B: Ouch! Do junior high school students play football?

A: Anyway, I was greatly influenced by him ~

B: You look sweaty. Work hard ~

A: I play in the morning ~ in the afternoon ~ at night ~

B: You are in good health ~

A: No!

B: Why?

A: In my junior year, my interest shifted again!

Oh, again?

A: Yes.

B: What do you like this time?

A: Junior year, my love seed ~

B: Oh! I know ~ I'm starting to like men ~

A: Does it make sense?

B: Huh?

Are you starting to like men?

B: You were a junior before you went to Seeds of Love? If you want to change your mind, I believe ~

A: Then I used to ~ I used to like women ~

B: I like men in the future!

A: Hey, no ~ I used to like women ~

You like men now?

Can you not answer me?

B: No!

A: I used to like women, but I never pursued them ~

B: Mm-hmm.

A: When I was a junior ~ I dared to pursue female classmates ~

B: It's great to be here!

A: It was influenced by the third classmate in our dormitory ~!

Oh? Second brother!

Why are they all brothers?

B: it's not easy for the eldest brother, the second child and the third child to take the exam together ~ ah ~

A: We are in the same dormitory ~

Oh ~ Go (Lin Sisheng) How come!

A: They are all dry brothers!

B: Oh ~ Look, you have no water.

Answer: the third ~ ~ ~ lover! !

B: Do you want to eat the rest? Not always showing your face ~

A: fall in love, lover ~! ! He was 2 1 year old that year.

B: ah ~

He has been dumped by 28 women.

B: Better than me. I took ten exams that year, and more than twenty failed ~!

He is very experienced!

B: learn from others!

A: That's right ~ I fell in love with a beautiful girl from the Chinese Department, who was in her twenties.

B: Oh, look ~

But I just can't talk to her!

B: you should be brave ~

A: of course ~ our third brother ~ taught me ~

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: "You are not as experienced as me."

B: hey ~ yes, learn from others.

A: "You have to talk to girls, understand?"

Strike up a conversation

A: "strike up a conversation ~! Hey hey "

B: translated into Chinese means hooking up ~

A: That's what it means anyway ~ "How can you know a person if you don't know him? Learn from me. "

Learn from him.

A: "She goes in front and you go behind."

B: hey ~

Answer: "Find something when no one is around ~"

B: Mm-hmm.

A: "You have nothing on you. Pick up something from the ground and ask her,' classmate, did you drop this?' "

B: That's an idea ~ ~

A: "Don't you know each other?"

Good idea!

Good idea! I met her next to Sanjiao ~

B: Let's go.

A: she's walking ahead ~

B: Yes.

A: I'll follow.

B: That's right.

A: I said to myself: Calm down.

B: Calm down.

courage

B: That's right.

A: Take courage.

B: take it out more ~

A: I got up my courage ~ I patted her on the shoulder:' classmate, did you drop this brick?'

B: ..........., stop, there's nothing else to pick up on the ground ~

A: She grabbed a brick and shot at me ~

B: Yes, this student later became a monk, named Lu, and he also hit a classmate named Zhen Guanxi.

A: I have never heard of it. Girls are like this now.

B: Really?

A: savage girlfriend, hehe ~!

B: Oh!

A: Hehe, right, right, savage girlfriend ~!

B: Ah ~ ~ This method is quite ingenious ~ 1

A: Very clever, although it didn't work this time ~

B: Mm-hmm.

A: But since then, I have been chatting up girls all over the campus.

B: Please tell us about this hook-up scene!

A:' classmate, did you drop this shovel?'

B: This is an undergraduate majoring in shovels.

Answer: (action, hitting people with a shovel)

Yes, shoot him.

A:' Classmate, did you drop this table?'

B: the pocket is too small to hold ~

Answer: (action, hitting people with a table)

B: yes, kill him ~

A:' Classmate, did you drop this isolation pile?'

Don't you have the strength to lift it?

Answer: (Action, hit it with the isolation heap? )

B: Yes, just write directly on the tablet!

A: I am not discouraged ~ ~! ! !

B: Yes, you're all dead!

A: Who is it?

B: Do you know someone in the workplace? Huh? Still isolated, classmate. Did you drop this building? Hmm?

A: I was beaten by many of them ~

B: unfortunately, who doesn't call ~

A: But I'm not discouraged ~ # ...

B: this is called shameless ~!

A: Last time I saw another beautiful woman in the chemistry lab ~

B: he's in the chemistry lab, and he's not idle ~!

A: Hum ~ ~ She is in front ~

B: Mm-hmm.

A: I picked up the test tube on the table ~ ~' Classmate, #%-* # #'

B: Talk.

A: nothing ~

B: Why?

Wang shui? I don't know which word it is. It's so stupid.

Oh ~ ~ ~ Don't be behind her next time, you walk in front of her ~

A: There will be no next time. That's it next time ~

B: What kind?

Answer: (ghost voice)' Learn from each other ~ ~,'

Oh, that's sulfuric acid splashing on my face.

A: "Did you drop this note?"

I said haunted, right? Look ~, aqua regia is so powerful that it is said that even gold can be melted ~

A: all the way to the third year of high school ~

B: senior year ~

A: I'm still singing my single love song ~ Walking on a campus without love ~ Senior three is almost over ~

I will graduate soon.

A: I will receive credits soon ~

B: That's right.

A: At work, everyone has nothing to settle down ~

B: Mm-hmm.

A: There is a lot of pressure.

B: I'm in a hurry too ~

A: There are still one or two subjects that fail.

B: Not much.

A: No one will go to class either.

B: hmm ~

A: I have a lot of things myself ~

B: Right ~

A: The teacher quit ~' Call the roll next time ~!'

B: That's right.

A: That morning, I slept in a daze.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: Someone woke me up ~' Hello ~! Hey ~ ~ Get up, buddy, I ~ ~ I have an interview today. Please say yes for me when you call the roll.

Why do you have to go for an interview?

A: Looking for a job.

B: Oh ~ ~ ~

A: It's very stressful ~

B: that's right ~

A:' Hey, buddy, I just started class yesterday, so I can't ask for leave today. Please promise me.

B: you have to take his place ~

A:' Hey, buddy ~ I'm going to work ~ I can't afford it ... please promise me ~'

B: Yes, everyone in this dormitory has something to do except you.

A:' Deliang, in fact, he has neglected his studies in this ontology.'

I know this man. I just said it again.

Answer: "At this level of care"

You are very careful what you say.

A: "I want to go to class."

B: Understandable, mm-hmm.

"But yesterday, twelve or thirteen hours ago."

How accurate is it? ~! !

A: "When I eat."

B: Eat.

A:' That's when I used water and protein to supplement my nutrition'.

B: that's too detailed ~

Answer: "There is gas flowing along the oral cavity to the abdominal cavity ~"

B: hey ~ don't eat out ~

A:' As for tonight ~ I # I ~ # I have this throbbing pain-like feeling in my lower abdomen ~ I got up this morning, and this feeling is getting more and more. . . . (Interrupt) Pull away ~ ~

B: great, your summary is quite accurate ~ listening to him is a little disgusting.

I stayed up late last night, too

B: you can take it, too ~

A: Write a resume.

B: Resume?

A: Looking for a job.

B: it's very stressful.

A: yes, I slept in a daze ~ I said,' ok, you all go ~ ~ I'll help you.'

Go sign their autographs.

A: When I came to the classroom and sat here, my upper eyelids began to drop.

B: I stayed up all night.

A: Close your eyes ~ Listen to the teacher's roll call when you feel dizzy ~' B Deliang'

I'm calling you

A: Here ~

B: you have to promise ~

Zhang San, here you are! ! ! ~ ~ ~ ~ (in a low voice)

B: Ah ~ ~ ~

A: From' Li Si' to ~ ~ ~ (heavy voice)

B: Choke ~ ~

A: From' Wang Wu' to ~ ~ (in a low voice)

B: Well, there are people in the palace ~ ~ ~ Wait a minute, why is the voice still high and low?

A: I'm afraid the teacher will hear.

B: oh ~ imitate other people's voices ~!

A: hey ~! !

B: You are a genius ~

A: The teacher said' Yi Deliang' to' What are you doing?' It's nothing.

B: That's right.

Answer:' Open your eyes and have a look'. I woke up,' Yo' ~ There are only two people in the class today ~

B: you haven't learned the voice of three people ~

In a blink of an eye, it was July.

It's July.

The students will go their separate ways.

Hey, where did you buy it? Where did you go back?

A: The two brothers are going to separate ~

B: Oh ~ ~ ~

A: Friends walk together all their lives ~

It is singing again.

Those days are over.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: In a word, a lifetime of love and a glass of wine, the boss went to Guangzhou.

B: Yes.

A: The second child went to America.

B: hey ~!

A: The third went to Shanghai and the fourth went to Zhejiang.

You can find them anywhere.

A: The fifth man went to Heilongjiang ~ I said, it doesn't matter, classmates and brothers. Come back to school and find me later ~

Did you stay at school? Everybody's gone.

A: hmm ~

Did you fail? Did not graduate

What do you mean you didn't graduate?

Why did you stay?

A: They said that my English was not good, and I didn't graduate ~ ~ failed ~

B: Oh ~ English ~ This is quite difficult ~

A: Leng told me that I didn't pass the first grade ~

B: it's also a bit difficult ~

A: I'm not an assembler. Why should I take the exam?

I-I sympathize with you. I didn't join the Quyi Troupe because of English.

A: Oh, they regretted it later, didn't they?

B: I'm telling you, don't talk nonsense ~ this is Peking University, don't talk nonsense ~

A: Hi ~ ~ ~

B: I'll hug (the building). How many times do you shout ~ huh? After graduation, everyone left, leaving you.

A: Very lucky.

B: Huh?

A: There is an exam ~

B: There is an exam?

A: there is a make-up exam ~!

B: Oh!

A: I can't pass the make-up exam either.

B: Why?

A: I have to find a job ~

Oh, I have to be busy with work.

How can I have time to study?

B: Jinggu said cross talk.

A: it doesn't matter, I have an idea ~!

How?

A: On the day of the exam, I sneaked into the classroom at four in the morning.

What are you going to steal?

Steal what? According to my admission ticket, which table do I like? I carved words on it.

Thanks to your skill.

A: It's too dense.

B: Mm-hmm ~ You can still be alive when you go out to carve stamps (seals) after graduation.

A: Use lowercase letters ~

Can you see the expression in your eyes?

All are in English.

Oh, my god.

A: All the sentence patterns and words you need are piled up all over the table. Blow up this table and lay a black sheet!

B: Good! There is too much ink.

A: I am sitting here. I thought about it. I passed the exam and can graduate.

B: Exactly.

A: At eight o'clock, Hula Hula came in. When I saw it, why didn't I know anyone?

Your eyes are damaged.

A: Normal! This is a make-up exam ~ all departments have it

Yes, there are other things.

A: Huh? The teacher doesn't know either.

B: Mm-hmm.

They all looked at me with admiration when they passed my desk.

B: These people have never seen anything.

A: (move, look at people)

Look at you.

A: I said to myself, hey ~ ~ hey ~ ~, is it too late to start now? ! ~! ! !

B: Don't grin ~

A: You deserve to fail!

B: hey ~! Not many people killed you ~

A: I passed this ~!

B: look at this unlucky look ~

A: The teacher gave me a paper to read ~

B: How about that?

A: Take the Japanese exam.

How did this happen? Take a look ~

A: I said the teacher was wrong ~ wrong teacher ~

B: Go ahead.

Look at my admission ticket, 206. Is this 206?

Yes, that's right.

A: English exam. How can you speak Japanese?

B: Exactly.

Are you in the wrong room? Are you all in the wrong house?

B: All wrong?

A: The teacher said that you should show me ~' Classmate, this is the third teaching 206, and this is the first teaching 206'. what can I do?

B: hey ~

A: I'm going to take the exam now, and I'm sure I can't pass it ~ I'm not going to take the exam now, and I can't graduate.

Go and carve stamps.

Why don't I take the Japanese exam here?

B: No.

A: it's useless ~

B: it can be said that it is ~

What can I do?

B: What shall we do?

A: I see ~

B: Mm-hmm.

A: I know there are tigers in the mountains.

B: ok ~

I prefer to go to Hushan.

B: Not bad ~

A: There are obstacles in the exam ~ There is a red sun in my heart ~

B: This Tang poem ~

A: Dancing at your feet ~

B: Not bad ~

A: It doesn't matter ~ Isn't it English?

B: Ah ~ ~

Three to 206, I'm here.

B: that's right ~

A: I hit the table ~

What a fool ~