So Song Jiang, I called all the Liangshan heroes 107 and held a large-scale seminar on "Where should the future of Liangshan in Shui Bo go?".
"Cough! Ahem! Everybody be quiet. The seminar begins now. Ahem! Ahem! Uh-huh ... Heroes, even though it has reached 2 1 century, look at our Liangshan, it is still so backward. Therefore, it is time for us to keep up with the times and make a good reform. Ahem! Ahem! How to reform? I thought about it. Your old job is too backward. If you want to develop, you must change careers first. Cough! "
Let's talk about Wu Yong first The career of military adviser has long been a secretary, all done by young ladies. If you are asked to apply, hand in your resume, and people will not want you as soon as they see your gender and name. Needless to say, the name is not well chosen. It's no use using force with force. So, I'll keep up with health after I go to Liangshan, and Wu Yong will be the director of health in Liangshan, Shui Bo in the future. Make our Liangshan a national health demonstration city!
The second is Song Wu's Song Wu! You used to be a tiger hero in Jingyanggang. But now there are more people and fewer tigers. Besides, the current policy doesn't allow us to fight tigers any more. To tell you the truth, we will build a large zoo in the east of Liangshan in the future. We also introduced some rare animals. Let brother Wu be the director of the zoo, but it is agreed that you must not kill tigers again, or you will go to jail, do you hear?
Ahem! Ahem! As for Li Kui jy. It's not easy to fight and kill. Now that the security is good, you and Lin will switch to food and meat business. In jy, Li Kui, you have great power. You are responsible for slaughtering pigs, cattle and sheep. Lin is in charge of transportation and sends meat products to all corners of the country.
Lu loves wine, so it is better to open a five-star hotel to receive Chinese and foreign visitors and earn more foreign exchange for Liangshan, so as not to have empty pockets and earn a lot of money. Why not? Heroes, do you think this idea is good? ..... Well, since everyone agrees, it's settled! By the way, the name of the hotel is "Shui Bo Liangshan 108 Hero Five-Star Seascape Hotel".
Huarong's archery is good, which was discussed by our leaders yesterday. We took out some money from the mountain library to send flowers to the national shooting team for training, strive to participate in that Olympic Games, and come back with a gold medal to be a horse shooter for Liangshan to go global. At the same time, it can also boost the morale of Liangshan.
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Finally, there are three lesbians in Liangshan. Ahem! Ahem! Cough cough cough! Gu Dasao, Sun Erniang and Hu Sanniang, you three take the sweaters in your hands first and listen to me before knitting. Usually, they always fight and kill, and sometimes they use human flesh to make steamed bread and sell it to passers-by. What age is it now? It's so uncivilized. I suggest that we also take some money from Shanku to pack it for you, and form a female singing group like that SHE, named after the first letter before your three names, called GSH Female Xia Singing Group. It's time to change it, and the design should be more ingenious, highlighting the heroic spirit of the woman without losing the sense of modernity. So from tomorrow on, follow me to train the dance experts and music experts you invited, and strive to be popular all over the country within one year. It also opened the brilliant road of Liangshan in the literary and art circles.
As for me? In Liangshan, I will share my worries with you, manage the accounts and pay close attention to the economic balance of Liangshan, Shui Bo for us. What did you say?/Sorry? Cough cough cough! Nobody talks, so I'll take it as a yes!
The meeting is over!