1. Self-introduction of teachers' humorous creativity
Hello, classmates! I'm very excited to meet everyone. Although this is our first meeting, I can't wait to meet everyone! I come from Institute of Electrical Engineering, China Academy of Sciences. What I deal with every day is how to turn the ubiquitous and unpredictable wind energy around us into electricity that we use all the time. Does it sound mysterious? That's what I thought at first. With more contact, we know that knowledge in any field is accumulated and developed step by step from the simplest things and phenomena in our lives.
Just like JA Global Market, which we are going to study with you this semester, students may have many questions when they hear this name: What is the market? Invisible and intangible; What is the global market? I have never been abroad. I have seen so many foreigners who can count their fingers since I was a child. Too far away from me! What students really don't know is that the global market can be seen everywhere in our daily life: for example, Nike basketball shoes that some boys like, Barbie dolls that girls like, KFC and McDonald's that we all like to eat can all be called global markets. However, the global market is not so simple. As a discipline, it involves many concepts and principles that we don't know much about, such as international law, human resources, financial capital and so on. We need to understand them, master them and finally apply them to our daily life. That's why we're here.
Students, show your enthusiasm and intelligence. Let's learn together and unveil the mystery of the global market!
Teachers introduce themselves humorously and creatively.
Hello, classmates! It's my pleasure to stand here today! It is also an honor to study with you from now on. Now let the teacher introduce himself briefly! The teacher's name is xx, and I graduated from xx Education. She has a profound understanding and research on education and teaching. In the future, teachers will apply these scientific theoretical knowledge to teaching and use it to guide our teaching practice. At the same time, I hope that students can develop the good habits of diligence, thinking and memory, form partners with teachers and learn more knowledge. The teacher is a cheerful person with a wide range of interests. I especially like calligraphy and table tennis. I hope we can learn from each other after studying! Teachers' attitude towards study, work and life can be summarized in ten words: strict, earnest, enthusiastic, positive and optimistic! I hope you will develop a habit that is conducive to your own growth from an early age! The teacher wants to encourage Mr Wang Dingjun to speak English with his classmates. The teacher thinks this sentence is very good: there is no good family, as long as there is a good school; There are no good schools, as long as there are good teachers; In fact, there are no good teachers, as long as students have the ambition to make progress! This sentence tells us that personal growth lies in ourselves!
Finally, the teacher gave you a formula: self-esteem+confidence+self-improvement = success. I wish you new ideas and progress in the new year, because you are the best. Thank you!
Teachers introduce themselves humorously and creatively.
Hello, everyone, I am the new math teacher in your class, and I will be responsible for your math class in the future. Everyone is strange to me, but I hope my classmates will support my work and study hard in the future. My name is Xiangnan, and I'm very glad that I can be a teacher, especially for a smart classmate like you. I teach math, but my style is not boring. I want to teach math like a Chinese class.
Please give me advice in my future study. Being a teacher for the first time, many people don't understand. I am also a learning process, learning from you how to be a good teacher and a qualified teacher. I believe that through our joint efforts, you can learn knowledge and I can learn what I want.
Teachers introduce themselves humorously and creatively.
Hello, classmates, we will go through four years together from today. Let me introduce myself to you first. I am a teacher with many shortcomings, such as not combing my hair, walking unsteadily, giving the first impression that I am a teacher without temperament, and sometimes I am forgetful. But don't underestimate me. I can basically guess what my students think every day. In the past, my students called me Dong. To this end, they are very honest with me every day. Students must understand what I like, and then I will say: I like listening to songs but I can't sing; I like playing basketball, but I'm poor at it. Sometimes I can. I like to have snowball fights with students; I like confident students. You can't do things well, but you are confident to do them well. I think you are the best. I like responsible children. If a student knows how to take responsibility, I think he is the greatest. I like children who dare to admit their mistakes. If they can admit their mistakes, they will correct them and improve themselves. I like children who know how to respect others. Respect for others is the embodiment of noble morality. I prefer students who know how to be grateful, because knowing how to be grateful will make his heart full of love, and with love in his heart, we will be happy every day; I like students who make progress every day, but not necessarily students who study; I prefer students who can see the advantages of others to students who often speak ill of others.
I believe that after my introduction, my classmates must know me very well. I have another secret to tell you. I am still a persistent person and a lazy teacher. I will never do what you can. I will ask you to be perfect, otherwise I will be more persistent until you do it well. For example, my desk is not tidy enough. I will take different measures to help you tidy it up every day until you don't need it.
Students, the new junior high school life has just begun, and we don't look at the progress at the beginning, nor at the results. Teachers believe that they can bring the class well, and that you will all become promising young people in four years. Let's meet new challenges and create your future glory together.
Teachers introduce themselves humorously and creatively.
The profession of teacher is sacred and great. He asked teachers not only to have rich knowledge, but also to have noble sentiments. Therefore, when I was in normal school, I paid great attention to my all-round development, extensively cultivated my hobbies, learned to be good at painting and calligraphy, and became good at singing and dancing. "Learning high can only be a teacher, and righteousness can be a teacher." While paying attention to knowledge learning, we also pay attention to cultivating our noble moral sentiments, consciously abiding by discipline and law, observing social morality, and having no bad hobbies and behaviors. I think these are the minimum qualities that an educator should have. If I pass the interview and become one of many teachers, I will continue to study hard, work hard and make contributions to the education in my hometown, and I will never live up to the glorious title of "Engineer of Human Soul".
Hello everyone! I know this opportunity is hard to come by. I understand that this is everyone's affirmation of me. I won't let everyone down. I will cherish this opportunity and let everyone see my strength.
My name is XXX, and I am XX years old this year. I graduated from xx Normal University at my own expense in xx month. Since the country stopped issuing self-funded medical insurance packages from xx, I missed the most brilliant career in the sun. Fortunately, xxx was short of teachers at that time, so I was introduced to this primary school as a temporary substitute teacher for one year.
Back then, it was really sweet and beautiful. Although the substitute salary is very low, when I listen to the shouts of students and teachers and look at those trusting eyes and childish faces, all the unhappiness in my life suddenly disappears. I thought that even if I couldn't be a full-time teacher, I would be a substitute teacher for life as long as the school needed it. I didn't expect the country to exclude temporary workers and substitute teachers from xx. After receiving the oral notice from the school, I reluctantly left the school quietly.