Props: three tables and seven chairs, with department identification cards on the tables)
Leadership (taking the folder to the stage): Quality is the life of an enterprise. Without quality, there is no enterprise's survival. There have always been quality problems in these two months. Isn't this a joke about your own life? You said people are in a hurry, not people!
So today, all departments are called to hold a quality analysis meeting to see where the problem lies and who is to blame. (Looking at his watch) We agreed to have a meeting at eight o'clock. It's already seven sixty. Why hasn't anyone come yet? (Shouting): Meeting, meeting!
(Everyone backstage): Coming, coming!
The heads of all departments (Sales Department, Purchasing Department, Production Department, ministry of materials and equipment, Quality Assurance Department and Logistics Department) hurried to their seats, and the names of all departments were marked on the table. Finally, the head of the purchasing department is not here. )
Leader: Why hasn't the purchasing department come yet? Which one of you knows?
The head of the sales department, etc. (All): You ask me, who do I ask?
(At this time, the head of the purchasing department came from the backstage while eating, holding half a fried dough stick in his hand. )
Head of purchasing department: Here we are, here we are!
Leader: We agreed to have a meeting at eight o'clock. Why did you come now?
Head of purchasing department (chatting while eating): I can't blame this. My son didn't call me this morning. He got up late!
Leader: What? Get up and let your son shout, you call your son!
Head of purchasing department: That's our home!
Leader: You have another reason. I remember you were late.
Head of purchasing department: Late? (pointing to everyone) They're not late? Why are you arresting me?
Everyone: Yes, we are late, too!
Leader: Well, before the formal meeting, you should talk about the reason why you are late.
Person in charge of the sales department: Report, the child is from me.
Head of production department: Report, I missed the bus.
Person in charge of ministry of materials and equipment: Report, just returned from a business trip.
Head of Quality Assurance Department: Report, my car broke down on the way.
Minister of Logistics Department: Report, I regard today as Sunday.
Leader: You all have reasons! For whatever reason, everyone will be late once. Let's get back to the topic. Now we have a formal meeting. Why not talk about the sales department first?
Head of sales department: We can't blame our sales department for the quality problems. We are victims! In order to sell more products, we went to Wan Li Road, said a thousand words, tried every means to ask grandpa to tell grandma, and finally let customers accept our products. Alas, there is something wrong with the quality!
When you say that it is irritating but not irritating, the quality problem has nothing to do with us, but the production department is unqualified.
Person in charge of production department: (Stand up immediately) Report to the leader, are we to blame for this quality problem? ! Our production department is very relaxed! 24 hours a day, working overtime day and night, eyes are bigger than buns all day long, don't have an accident here and there. Raw materials are getting worse and worse these days, and it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. Complain that the purchasing department didn't buy good raw materials!
Head of purchasing department: You are irresponsible. In order to buy better raw materials, we went to Wan Li Road, talked a thousand words and tried every means to travel all over the country and swim up and down the Yellow River. The company wants good quality and low price, and the price of raw materials goes up every day. Do you find it difficult? Therefore, if there are quality problems, we must not be blamed!
Leader: Then who do you blame?
Person in charge of purchasing department: It's all because the quality assurance department is not strict.