Time: Late Qing Dynasty and Early Republic of China

Venue: Near Chenghuang Temple

Character: Hu Lai, a tramp, about 30 years old.

Synopsis: The tramp is idle, lazy and idle. One day I found a paper bag on the road and mistook it for gold. Open it and it turns out to be a brick! He left in a rage.

Play around and have a terrible time. Trill way:

(White) My house is very cold!

(Bangor) Call me poor until I am poor,

People are poor and live a poor life.

Sleeping in the Chenghuang Temple last night,

The northwest wind chilled the whole body.

I think I was lucky a few years ago,

You can't take away the money you earn;

Buy a donkey and send it back,

Dad is happy, mom is happy,

Daughter-in-law is full of coquettish feelings when she sees mm-hmm

There is a trademark inside the cooker;

In recent years, luck has become blind,

Roll the dice, stare eight times,

Don't come to the bar at cards;

Family property, land property, good property,

Suddenly sold a flat;

What can I do if I can't? !

Run home with your shoulders;

Dad also played, and mom also scolded.

Daughter-in-law, bah! Bah!

You shameless thing, go to hell!

It is not up to us to decide whether to die or not.

She can spit and we can wipe;

She was angry with her,

Unexpectedly angered parents;

Daughter-in-law divorced and returned to her family.

Leave me, bachelor,

Begging on the street for a living;

One day I was lucky,

The eldest sister-in-law next door treats me;

Give me a bowl of rice through the door,

I ate it and didn't read it.

There is a very naughty maid.

Throw a brick through the partition,

Prejudice is not good;

I hit the bowl and poured the rice.

The big dog ate the little dog. Listen,

Roll your eyes with anger;

Nothing to do, go back to the temple,

Sleep with your stomach;

Beat the drum at half past one,

I was shivering with cold;

At half past two,

Snuff flows into a long silk thread;

Drumming at 3: 30,

I am as cold as a monkey eating spicy garlic;

At 4: 30,

Frozen into a round egg;

It's dawn at five o'clock,

You can beg for a stick;

Dongzhuang wants it, Xizhuang wants it.

When,

Talent, talent,

Must be a disaster! (cut)

(White) I-Walter made a fool of myself just because I didn't do my job and went begging in the streets. I slept in the Chenghuang Temple last night, and the northwest wind made me tremble! Ah! I think I slept until midnight last night, but I didn't want to sleep. I didn't sleep six times. Oh, anyway, that was four or six times when I didn't sleep. It was his old man's house that said, nonsense, nonsense, it's pathetic to see you. Today, I am merciful and give you a golden burden. You don't have to beg along the street. I went to pick up gold, alas, my family! Although I never said it, it was very important, so I didn't beg in the street, so I left the fertile land and built a tall building. It really had endless glory. ................................................................................................................................ Yes, I was very happy. I turned over and woke up. I'm freezing. It was a good dream. Alas! A good dream is a good dream and nothing works. I don't want to dream here and beg in the street-(Challenge) Hey! This is a trip.

I shouted, mom and dad, mom and dad,

Hey! My father, mother, mother, father,

Ever since you two old people fell,

Hey! That is to say, after you two old people collapsed,

In other words, after sacrificing you two old people,

Generally speaking, when you two old people are finished,

Leaving you and me, lacking management. It's that I didn't do my job well and acted recklessly.

Kick out of family property. Wandering the streets begging. Begging is a trivial matter, and dogs often bite people.

When will this go on? I'm ashamed to think of wandering here!

(singing adagio) I am ashamed to beg in the street.

I was very sad when I thought of my second parents.

I'm ashamed to mention begging for the truth,

It is better to learn from the cultivation of farmers.

Might as well shovel coal like a blacksmith,

You might as well learn to play the monkey drill,

You'd better learn from the shoemaker.

It is better to learn trade and set up stalls.

Might as well learn to sell a gossip,

You'd better learn to sing and play,

I don't blame heaven,

Just because I'm lazy and sick.

(White) Wow! Seeing such a big piece of red paper on the roadside, alas! What is this? Hey! Tell me to pick it up. (Looking around)

(singing Gansu flowers) looking at the mountains and plains,

Peony grows in Pingchuan;

It seems easier to fold than to fold,

If you can't fold it, it's in vain ... (picks up the paper bag)

(White) Oh, what's this? ! Hold it hard and carry it forward. This ..... Wow! God must have opened his eyes, and my luck has changed. I had a good dream last night. Master Huang Cheng gave me a gold ingot! Oh, I'm rich. Haha ... hey, hey ... haha ... (suddenly stops to cover his mouth) Oh, we dare not be too frivolous. As the saying goes, it is not good for people to be crazy, and dogs are crazy. Be careful that my wealth is short-lived, and I can't protect my property. I'm still gossiping to keep people from seeing red eyes. Gold is in your arms, beyond words. Looking for a beautiful investment environment for development. Let's go, let's go.

(I want to go back) Ahhh! Say what you have to say. As the saying goes, a horse is not fat if it doesn't eat night grass. People can't be windfalls. Like my flower son fooling around, with this gold, it is like hair on a hot pot, and it is like splashing water. What are you talking about? Just now, I remembered something. People who have made a fortune are very happy and generous. They all want to celebrate, or sing for God, or make a wish to Ye, because the master has given me such great kindness. Why don't I make a wish with Mr. Cheng Huang? ! Hmm! Yes! I made a wish to Lord Huang Cheng, and only then did I guarantee that my gold was perfect. So cut the gossip and make a wish at the Chenghuang Temple.

(turning around) Oh, here we are. This is the throne of the Lord. Let's put our belongings aside and pay a few respects to Lord Chenghuang. Master Huang Cheng, please pay attention. It was your kindness and kindness that gave you a golden burden. I'm sorry. I swear to you here. I kowtow first-

(kowtowing) I'll kowtow to you again,

(kowtowing) I'll kowtow to you when I'm happy.

(Jumping and bowing, the result is too hard, turning over directly, getting up and patting the dust on the hat) Hey! I went through his house, and I didn't know it well. Never mind, I'm afraid to turn over for Master Huang Cheng! Now I am relieved! Wow! I come to beg on the street and often tell people about Allegro. Today, I swear to Lord Huang Cheng. Why not tell him a few paragraphs? Yes! Let's get started.

(Bangor) Let's talk about Shaanxi Province again.

There is a county called Fufeng.

East helps the wind and west helps the wind, and two helps the wind and martial arts.

There is an exquisite tower in Kung Fu.

There is a monk Milla sitting on the tower.

There is a rotten patch on the head,

Wearing a thousand patches.

Taught six big disciples,

Every disciple has a reputation.

The big disciple's name is boom boom boom,

The second disciple's name is Bayleng Dengbang,

The third disciple's name is Ito staring at the otter.

The fourth disciple's name is otter,

The fifth disciple's name is Hongyi, and he paused.

The names of the six disciples are expressionless staring at the red face.

Boom, boom, boom. You can grow melons,

If you stare, bang, you will knock on the door;

Shocked that otters can grow flowers,

Otters can twist the rope when they are in a daze;

Garlic grows in a daze.

The red face will pinch the dragon;

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

Staring at the otter, he wants to twist the rope that the otter is staring at.

The otter stared blankly. He wants to grow flowers that stare at otters.

He wants to grow red-faced garlic,

Red stare blankly. He wants to pinch the red dragon.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

You can't grow melons that stare at each other.

Otters can't twist the rope that otters are staring at.

Otters can't grow otter flowers in a daze.

You can't be blushing, kind of garlic,

A red face cannot pinch a dragon,

Bang, bang, staring at the original melon,

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang;

Staring at the otter's original flowers,

The otter stared blankly and twisted the rope;

Red-faced garlic,

Look at Hongyuan pinching dragons. (cut)

(White) Ah, ok, ok, I'll do my best for Master Huang Cheng. Sit where no one is looking at my gold. .....

(It seems to remind me of something again) Oops! I hit my head on the duke. Allegro also said that I want to put my heart down, but my heart is like playing drums in my stomach, my child. ! This, this, this ........................................................................................................................................................................

I remember! People who have seen others make a fortune sing when they make a wish to God! But when I am wandering in the street, I often like to visit temple fairs and watch many plays, but there are light shadow plays, shadow plays and puppet shows. Alas, that kind of drama is also very complicated, but Shaanxi opera, and Qiang; Henan's operas are complementary; Peking Opera, Henan Opera and Huangmei Opera; Hunan is a flower drum opera; Sichuan opera is produced in Sichuan; Gansu's specialty is Long Opera. Do you remember these plays? I also learned a few plays and sang them for Lord Chenghuang. When I rap, I sing, I sing. (Stop again)

Oh, that's not right! I have a lot of costumes in my stomach. I wonder what his old man wants to hear? ! After I consulted his father,

(To Master Huang Cheng) Master Huang Cheng, I want to sing an opera for your father. Whether it's a handful of snow, two plums, three drops of blood, four scholars, five girls in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, six people in the snow, seven kinds of sesame officials, eight clothes, nine Julian, and the book of finding the way. Order whatever you want to listen to, and make sure you don't need a motor to sing! Say what you said! (Please listen to Lord Huang Cheng's speech)

Wow! Master Huang Cheng is old and green, and he also wants to listen to the "Flower Club". It's at his house. Look, coquetry doesn't spoil feelings. It can be done. Master Huang Cheng, I'm not bragging to you! Hua Tinghui is Eva's specialty. It is said that Lord Chenghuang is at the scene, and Eva's Flower Hall will sing for you!

(singing eyebrows)

(pretending to be Gao Wenju) Gao Wenju, who is ahead,

(Playing Zhang Meiying) Followed by Zhang Meiying.

(Playing Gao Wenju) Gao Wenju stole a look at the front.

(Playing Zhang Meiying) What Zhang Meiying looks like behind him.

(as Gao Wenju) Look at the maid like Sister Mei Ying,

(Playing Zhang Meiying) The champion looks like a high school student.

(as Gao Wenju) Gao Wenju meditates in the drawing room.

(Playing Zhang Meiying) Zhang Meiying lifts his clothes and kneels in front of Liu Ping.

(White) Kneel down. Is that Zongbao?

(playing Zongbao) Yes!

(pretending to be Yan Jing) I haven't seen your slave these days. What have you been doing?

(pretending to be Zongbao) to patrol the camp and go to the sentry.

(Pretending to be Zongbao) Your second uncle said that your slave had married in Mukezhai. Is that true?

(Pretending to be Chungbo) Everything is true.

(playing Zongbao) Hum! What a slave. This is not true. Father has no purpose and father has no command. Your slave has married to Mukezhai, saying that he is a father and son. He's tied down.

(Singing "Yuanmen Chop" in Shaanxi Opera)

(as Yang Yanjing) Yan Jing was angry and rushed to the crown.

Scold slave Tian Yuchuan.

The father ordered his son to patrol the camp and go to the sentry post.

The slave swam boldly across the turtle mountain,

Dynasty Mahan called,

Bury my slave alive in Goujiatan.

(Playing Princess White Screen) School Guard!

(Playing the school guard) Yes!

(Playing Princess White of Silverscreen) You put Qin Ying's minion on board.

Son, aren't you afraid of death?

(Playing Qin Ying) I'm not afraid of death!

(Playing Princess Silverscreen and challenging Henan Opera) Hey! I regard you as a slave who is not afraid of death!

Don't talk if you're not afraid of death.

My father has never been to the hall.

The school guards put their minions above the golden palace,

Let's see how grandpa sends the message.

(After singing Shaanxi Opera, two people entered the palace, and one drove three) Hey! Guotai!

(Playing Xu) During the Taiping period,

(Dressed as Assistant Minister Yang) Why are you too worried?

(Playing Li Yanfei) said that he enjoyed the glory of peace and prosperity.

There is a catastrophe in North Korea.

A catastrophe fell from the sky.

(Playing Assistant Yang) Xuan came to discuss with Qiu.

(Playing Li Yanfei) My father is a traitor to Wang Mang.

He wants to win Daming's gold list.

(pretending) I have the heart to look after it.

(Playing Assistant Yang) I'm afraid I'm in danger. I'm hurt.

(Playing Li Yanfei) They both say the same thing.

Is it the palace gate to discuss?

Li Yanfei, I kneel to Zhaoyang,

Cry to your brother Assistant Minister Yang.

You and my queen, Emperor Hugh,

After you stop studying, you go to Lao Wang. (cut)

(White) Oh, my me! Forget it. I was out of breath. This made Master Cheng Huang very happy and asked me to ask Master Cheng Huang if his father was happy. Mr. Huang Cheng, what direction is the baby singing for you? (Listening attentively) Haha! Master Huang Cheng loves me. He said I sang too much! Hey, hey! Now relax, sit in the Chenghuang Temple, pick up my half and look at our gold.

("Gold" will do) Ouch! Quite a lot. It's serious, and it's not light! Hey, hey! With such an ingot of gold, from now on, I will not brag about eating, drinking and wearing! Wear silk, hang satin and wire drawing to save face. Eat and drink without worry. Let's not talk about anything else. Let's have a beautiful, generous and distressed wife! Hey, look at the gold first. Alas! Don't worry, the first priority is to marry a daughter-in-law. You are like that pockmarked face, with a big mouth, a flat nose and bowlegs. You can't do this with us. It's neither cheap nor cheap. Ha ha! No, don't say anything. Now that we have money, we need high-standard and strict national training, focusing on selection. I want the arch eyebrows I didn't say, double eyelids, fine skin and tender meat. Cherry is a little red, and everyone is distressed to see it. They all want to twist it on their faces.

(proudly) Ha ha! Do you want to talk about it? Tell me to see the gold. Hey! Why is it still wrapped? ! Oh! This is why things are expensive! Hey, just say where can I find my wife? Oh, dear! Where can I find it? Oh! I see.

(Singing) In that faraway place, there is a good girl. Her name is Jelja. Her hometown may be in Malaysia, Jelja, mysterious Jelja. I will go to Cuba, Romania, Asia, Africa and Latin America. I have to find my Jelja.

(White) Haha! Very impressive! Very impressive! Look at my gold. Why is it still wrapped? ! Why bother? I'm too poor to wait! Hey! Don't worry! Let's just say, daughter-in-law, what are you going to give others to eat? Oh, this, this, this (thinking) ...

(White) Oh, yes, give her seven dishes and eight bowls first, and fill a table. In the morning, water basin mutton Qishan noodles, milk poached eggs. The square electric kettle is placed on the table, which contains some milk from cattle and sheep; The daughter-in-law who drinks is white and fat, with the same thickness on both sides. It's beautiful! For lunch, we have spinach, leeks, garlic sprouts, bamboo shoots, gourds, vermicelli, Chinese cabbage, radish, yellow flower seeds, celery, potatoes and red peppers. We cut the pork into several hangers and then buy mutton to make minced meat. Stew elbows to make meatballs, and finally serve a sweet dish; Oh, dear! It smells good! Stop it and tear down our gold. Gold is out! Gold is out! (I threw it into the air happily, caught it again, and paused) Hey! Brick! This son of a bitch Hu Jingcheng in ................................................................................................................................................................................ makes me fool around. This, this, this is really unlucky. Who have we offended? Nobody asked. I sold a whip and bought a stick. I sat naked on the charcoal pile. It is really bad luck. I'm so hungry that I can't even shake a fly. It makes me toss and turn. Oh, this, this, this ... It seems useless to believe in God and dreams. I'd better try to change my laziness. Let's go

(Reading) Don't complain here,

I only complain that I am lazy and sick.

We should get down to business in the future,

Be a prodigal son-

Gold-unchanged.

[End.