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First, the old god gave you a pair of wings. You should braise in soy sauce.

Second, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

Third, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have one knife.

I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

Nine, every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

Eleven, your serious appearance can't hide your man's heart!

No amount of hair can change your age and appearance.

Thirteen, the older you get, the more troubles you have. 1G's heart is full of 2G troubles.

I know you know shit like a farmer's uncle.

Fifteen, there is an attitude called sentient beings, and there is a state called nothing to find.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

Eighteen, others laugh at me for wearing nothing, and I laugh at others for wearing nothing.

Nineteen, my advantages are: I am very handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

You're dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.

22. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

Twenty-three, I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

Twenty-four, the current flower heart is because the original heart is more than anyone else.

Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

I had a dream about a dream, and it was full of you.

First, forgive me for urging myself to be strong, and don't care that I have been pretending for so long.

Remember, those who make you breathless teach you patience and cruelty.

Third, when friends use you, pretend to have a good relationship with you. Will they leave it when they use it?

Time didn't teach me anything, but it taught me not to believe fairy tales easily.

The road ahead is long, so I want you to accompany me.

Six, while young, how many people laugh at the wings of dreams.

Girls with stomach trouble should remember to eat and sleep on time and take care of themselves, because I know the feeling of extreme pain when stomach trouble breaks out.

Eight, quarrel, scold, that is love. As long as the ending is with you, the process will make me feel any pain.

Nine, the fingertips that have not stopped, playing the keys for many years, and the unsigned goodbye have cured my thoughts.

10. When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves. ˉ

Being understood by others is actually a luxury.

Twelve, I don't need to wronged myself to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. Like it or hate it, I don't care.

Thirteen, I am extremely afraid of three things: friends are gradually getting away from the deception of lovers and betraying their parents' white hair.

Fourteen, [I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover when you can be a friend]

15. I'm not good at retaining, but you all have to leave.

Come to me when you are tired, and I will stay with you.

Seventeen, paste. So everything is fine, log off and restart.

Eighteen, travel, in fact, is to find a place where no one knows himself.

When I was at school, I emphasized equality between men and women. It turns out that there is no such thing in society.

Has anyone ever thanked you for your kindness? They will only push their luck.

Twenty-one, seven things I fear most: lies, deception, hypocrisy, excuses for betrayal, leaving, perfunctory.

Twenty-two, it is because I tasted a little sweetness that I am willing to continue to make big chips.

Twenty-three, the fish said: You don't know I'm crying because I'm in the water.

Please remember those people who make you breathless. They teach you to be patient and cruel.

Twenty-five, [Sometimes alienation is not annoying but too fond,]

I protect people around me. What am I afraid of? Since I came into this world, I have no intention of leaving alive.

It's twenty-seven, life is already so hard, don't expose some things.

Twenty-eight, wait too long to get things that are not what you originally wanted.

Life is a long journey. Don't waste time waiting for those who don't want to walk hand in hand with you.

30. I have long forgotten the tenderness you gave me.

3 1, suddenly found that those things that once cared about are now irrelevant.

When I looked up and looked around the class, I couldn't find your face anymore. Perhaps this is a great sorrow.

His black hair covered the face of his young idol and his great disappointment with the world.

34. Perhaps the smiling person is feeling sadness in the most beautiful way.

35. What you think you can't change is half what you can't change and half what you don't want to change. Like you don't love me.

36. Perhaps the smiling person is feeling sadness in the most beautiful way.

How many times do I have to look back at my broken neck before I meet you?

Thirty-eight, that bottle of water meets for a lifetime without words, and the time is dark for ten years.

39. I smiled when I thought of the promises I had heard before and my promises to others.

He said he liked me, and I smiled and said I didn't like him. As a result, he is seeing someone now, and I am crying. I deserve it. I'm so proud.

Forty-one, I had a dream, and it was all about you.

Forty-two, whenever I see the title, I go away after reading it. I will silently click on a bad review and then leave.

Forty-three, I hope my good friends will study hard, get into an ideal university and find a suitable job, and then support me!

Forty-four, the heart is torn and the wound is deeper.

45. If you are not enthusiastic, you will naturally not feel that others are cold.

Forgive those who speak ill of you behind your back. They just can't see that you are better than her.

47. It's the hardest thing in the world to dislike you after knowing you.

48. I don't know how you feel when I watch you stand by.

My ideal, my dream

My ideals and dreams have been honed in the past few years' work, which has made my son grow up a lot. It has also taught me a lot of things that are indispensable for a foothold in society. It has also made me clear how to develop myself, how to plan my life, plan my life, and let me know how to care for my family. Life has made me clear the future direction, and also made my son more confident and enterprising!

Ideal is the first flower in spring; Ideal is the first burning sun in summer; Ideal is the first fruit of autumn; Ideal is the first snowflake in winter; Ideal is an oasis in the desert; Ideal is the clarion call of life. . . . . . The ideal of the mountain stream is the sea, the ideal of the prisoner is the blue sky, and the ideal of the tree is the earth. What is my ideal? My ideal, my dream!

I have a lot of dreams since I was a child, thinking about being admitted to XX University, being a angels in white, and doing it. From the moment I stepped out of the school gate and stepped into the society, I suddenly felt that my previous dreams were illusions and instantly shattered. Because I grew up under the care of my parents, my parents helped me solve everything, so I don't know how to solve anything. Suddenly, I feel that it is very difficult to gain a foothold in society, let alone dreams and ideals, and I have always been confused.

It was not until I got married that I found that my burden suddenly increased a lot. I am not only responsible for my family, but also for my parents. In the past few years of marriage, I have also experienced many ups and downs, and I have also encountered many difficulties and setbacks in life. For me, who just walked out of my parents' arms, I suddenly felt dark in front of me, which made me lose confidence in life and find my direction. But it is precisely because of the help and support of my family and friends that I have faced all the difficulties and solved many puzzles and confusions. Now that I am a parent, the burden on my shoulders is heavier.

During my years of work, my son has grown up a lot, and I have learned a lot of things that are indispensable for my foothold in society. I also made myself clear about how to develop, how to plan my life, and how to plan my life. Responsibility taught me how to care for my family. Life has made me clear the future direction, and also made my son more confident and enterprising!

In the past two years, I must complete my dream according to my life plan and cheer for myself!

Modal phrase: You are not mine, and I am not yours.

When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. But I finally understand that it is actually a lifetime.

If you don't cherish it, don't regret it; If you never try to understand, don't hate; If you haven't experienced it yourself, don't comment.

You missed the splendor of summer flowers, and you will definitely walk into autumn leaves. Everything, anyone, will become the past, so don't let it go.

No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think.

I used to be ignorant, but I always tried my best to convince some unreasonable people. Now I understand that it is meaningless to communicate with people who are not on the same frequency, even if you forgive him tens of thousands of times a minute.

If you love someone, you always think he is stupid, so you should take care of him everywhere. If you don't like someone, you should be smart, take advantage of this and don't worry about anyone.

If we just want to be happy, it is easy to achieve; But we hope to be happier than others, but it is difficult, because we imagine that the happiness of others always exceeds our actual situation.

A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his difficulties.

Start letting some people fade out of my life. My heart is very small, there are not many people I can meet and not many people I can give. You are not mine, and I am not yours.

Don't give up when you can fly, dream and love. Don't give up flying if you can fly. Don't give up dreaming when you can dream. Never give up when you can love.