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Today is the National Day, which is a holiday. My parents specially took us to the zoo to play.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the whole family enjoyed it.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up beautifully and excellently, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, whose hair is not full of heads, quickly took a shower and crowned himself with a two-pronged suit, so handsome that people fled. Dong Shi's sister, who loves beauty, even put on adjustable underwear. In Gong Yu, dogs are dressed up and strutting around in newly bought high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo quickly, only to find that there were too many people visiting the zoo. The wolves were in power and every grass and tree was a soldier, which led to the separation of our family. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere and finally found my sister and me. My sister almost recognized the thief as the father. In the fight between trapped animals, we desperately pushed ourselves and others into the monkey cage. The hypocritical pearl took a family photo with a big smile on her face.

Then go to the bird garden where chickens call dogs and steal, and enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, when my father said we were deer, a cool breeze blew, which made people shudder. My mother quickly put on my father's yellow robe and told us to feel sorry for our loss.

Because of the holiday in the evening, every magpie in the restaurant occupied six animals in the pigeon nest, so my mother took us to Meng Mu and moved three times, and finally decided to eat hot pot. A restaurant has just changed its wallpaper. The walls at home are beautiful, the lights are dim, and they are everywhere, which is very atmospheric. Ambush waitresses everywhere attracted bees and butterflies, busy defending Wei and saving Zhao for guests, which made people mistake the western paradise.

Hungry, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and my calm father took the lead and asked the waiter to teach me to swim with a knife. Soon, the wily rabbit was ready, because our vegetarian family had already finished adding oil and vinegar, waiting for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese to win the Central Plains. Unfortunately, the lid is too small and the glass is broken. After the soup was boiled, we had to tighten our belts and try our best to get to the bottom of it.