Person: boss, secretary, candidates A, B, C and D.

Lao: Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang

Secret: Here we are, boss. what can I do for you?

Lao: Pass me the resumes of several people who came to apply today.

Secret: Please have a look.

The boss read his resume.

Secret: Boss, how many people does the company plan to recruit?

The boss held out a finger.

Secret: only one trick? There are many people here.

Old: many people talk, but the landlord has no surplus food. . . . . . Well, I mean, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, and there are not many people, which is enough.

Secret: But, boss, the people who come here this time have the same educational background, similar abilities and even no different hobbies. It's not easy to choose.

Old: Oh? That depends on the quality, both ability and political integrity, and there are four new people. Speaking of virtue, it's time for people to come. Why didn't anything happen? Secretary Wang, in this case, we will accept the first person to come.

Secret: What do you want, boss?

Lao: Good morning, which shows that he attaches importance to this application and knows how to attach importance to it. It shows that he is steady and practical. Steady people are reliable, and reliable people are honest. Our company needs honest and reliable people. According to the above conditions, we can draw the following conclusions: our company has the earliest people.

Secret: boss wise, please sit inside. I'll make you a pot of tea from the lake and wait.

The boss's secretary left, and A came to the stage from the other direction with a mobile phone.

A: Hello? Yes, mom, I have an interview today. Which company? It's crooked. . . . . . It's crazy, English, you don't understand. . . . . . Huh? Why don't I go to IBM? People want me too. Besides, I'm nervous about going to such a small company. I really want to go to IBM, and my soul is scared away All right, stop it. Bye.

A put away your cell phone and take a deep breath.

A: The world is so wonderful, but I am so timid, which is not good. Not so good.

A assumed a heroic posture, reached out his trembling hand to open the door and looked carefully through the door. B goes on stage, and when you see A, call him from behind.

B: Comrade, what are you doing?

A closed the door, and when I looked back, it was B.

A: Me. . . . . . I'm here to apply.

What application?

A: The plane model of Waidaoli Company.

Did they inform you directly?

A: I wasn't in when the company called yesterday. My roommate told me.

Well, poor boy, in this materialistic society, you have been cheated again. . Oh, poor boy. Take out your handkerchief and wipe your eyes.

A: Huh? I was cheated?

Poor boy, let me tell you where the interview is. I'm from that company. Come on, look, go out and go north.

Take the 18 bus, get off at Hangzhou, and then take the train. It takes about half an hour to get to platform 9 3/4. The next stop is Washington, where there is a Pudong airport. Take flight 25 from the left, fly directly to Hokkaido, Japan, and leave in the room on the right of the first public toilet at the airport.

A: Turn left. . . . . . Train. . . . . . Airplane. . . . . I don't remember. Please kindly take me there.

B: Give ten dollars to A, I have something to do. Take a taxi yourself.

A: Thank you. I won't forget you.

A was moved to tears and ran away.

B: Rookie, how dare you come out and mix, model airplane? I think you are flat enough.

B, get dressed and prepare to open the door. C, come on stage.

C: Yo, you're here for the job.

B: so what if it is?

C: Oh, look, look, how tall and straight my little body is. I'm standing up straight, and there's still 60 degrees left. How tall my body is. I can reach my shoulder on the brick. How slender my little arms are, just like my legs. My hair is as smooth as sandpaper and even better than toilet paper. Look at this small appearance, fifteen people can see it for half a month. If you advertise for a different line, how hot this piece will be. Take out a piece of paper. Do you know what this word is? ugly

B: You. . . . . . Your height. . . . . .

C: 1.76 meters.

B: You. . . . . . Your waistline. . . . . .

C: One foot eight inches.

B: You. . . . . . You look. . . . . .

C: It looks as white as a peach blossom. So what? Let's go in for an interview together and let the company choose. Anyway, you have grown up like this, and it's not a pity to lose face.

B: panting, I looked at C and found that there was nothing to refute. Ok, ok, you wait. I'll go to Korea and call you when I get back.

B angrily rushed off the stage, C sneered, took out the mirror to dress up, and planned to go in for an interview.

Are you here for an interview?

C: You too. . . . . .

D: I'm not that stupid.

C: Stupid?

You don't know, do you? Let me tell you something. Look around and pull C aside. Something terrible happened.

C: Huh?

D: The company is full of swindlers. They have cheated many people. You haven't read the newspaper these two days, have you?

C: Yes, there is no such thing.

What newspaper did you read?

C: Zhejiang Evening News

D: It was published in Southern Weekend. These swindlers use recruitment as an excuse to find young and beautiful people like you, recruit them into the company, and then buy them off unnoticed. You don't know that they are so powerful that the police dare not take care of them easily. Their products are sold at home and abroad, Zimbabwe, Malaysia and Mozambique. I heard that they all opened branches in the Antarctic and North Pole. As soon as the story came to light, several journalists were assassinated over the weekend in the South. Who is it? You said you were born with beauty, music and movies, and you didn't develop well there. Don't let foreigners take advantage of you.

I see. Thank you for telling me.

D: You're welcome to prevent brain drain.

C stepped down

D: Silly boy, people have to thank them for buying it.

Thank you in the future.

D was about to open the door when his cell phone rang.

Mobile phone: Hello, IBM Zhejiang Branch. We saw your resume in the talent center. You meet our company's demand for talents. If you are interested in joining us, please go to XXX Street, XXX Road and XXX, and we will sign a contract with you there.

D: me? IBM？ I joined IBM? Oh, my God, you finally opened your eyes.

D put away his mobile phone and saw A coming.

Xiao Wang, what are you doing here?

A: Apply.

D: which company?

This is ridiculous.

D: This is a good company. It's just getting started, and it's promising. Unlike IBM, it's too big. It is difficult to make any progress.

Have you joined IBM? congratulations

Good luck, good luck. I like you.

D triumphantly stepped down, and A took out his mobile phone.

A: Hello, IBM Zhejiang Branch, hahaha. . . . . .

Open the door. Hello, I'm here for an interview.