Guo: (Learn from Teacher Zhang's crooked shoulders first)

Zhang: Such a torment.

Guo: Ah, yes, and then my side is symmetrical (sliding my shoulder in the other direction). He looks good.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: There are quite a lot of people coming. The first row is almost sitting on the stage ... Just now, it was my uncle. How bad the old man is. Liu is a bad boy. He called him and told him several times.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Let the two old gentlemen go down and have a rest.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Let's change it to our father and son.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: Everyone is familiar with Mr. Zhang from, who is an old-timer in the music industry.

Zhang: I'm flattered.

Guo: I have been an artist since I was a child. I am a student in the first section of Beijing Quyi Troupe, and the president of that class.

Zhang: As far as I'm concerned.

Guo: Didn't all these famous crosstalk artists in Beijing grow up with you?

Zhang: At that time, I was nineteen, and they were twelve and thirteen.

Guo: Isn't it?

Zhang: Right.

Guo: An old-timer, who worked for many years, was later expelled from the regiment.

Zhang: Why do you ask this question?

Guo: It's not a problem now.

Zhang: What was it called at that time?

Guo: At that time, people were feudal.

Zhang: What do you say ... you say.

Guo: At that time, my classmates' parents didn't do it.

Zhang: Let's be clear, both female students and classmates are fine.

Guo: Right, right, right, right.

Zhang: Unfortunately, these old feudalism.

Guo: That makes sense. Is reasonable. Thank the country for stopping you, otherwise the old artist would have become an old rascal.

Zhang: Cough.

Guo: This is a joke.

Zhang: Just kidding.

Guo: The originator of cross talk.

Guo: Some people know me, while others don't.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: This student's name is.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: A junior majoring in music.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: I started studying at the age of seven or eight, and I have been working for more than 20 years this year.

Zhang: How about it?

Guo: I'm sorry.

Zhang: Why?

Guo: I am ashamed of my poor grades. Nobody knows me except my relatives.

Zhang: Look.

Guo: I feel bad.

Zhang: Well, don't be unhappy.

Guo: No one knows me even if I am put in Wangfujing.

Zhang: Oh, that won't do.

Guo: Do you know me? Hey, I'm leaving. Have you seen me?

Zhang: Wangfujing, that won't do.

Guo: Just leave Mr. Zhang alone.

Zhang: What about me?

Guo: Me.

Zhang: Ask him if he knows me.

Guo: alas, alas (give a mouth)

Zhang: Well, don't call if you don't know him. I angered you.

Guo: This is the husband of that female classmate.

Zhang: Well, I still remember this enmity for more than forty years.

Guo: It's hard to find you. I can't hit you, can I? Let it go.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: The old man is not in good health.

Zhang: Ah, yes.

Guo: What about today? Are you out on parole?

Zhang: Really?

Guo: Isn't there such a saying for medical parole?

Zhang: What's that? It belongs to the court, and the hospital belongs to the family bed.

Guo: Family sickbed.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: I don't feel well

Zhang: Right.

Guo: But nothing serious. Don't worry, everyone. This is a small disaster.

Zhang: A little problem.

Guo: F D AIDS cancer

Zhang: All three are fatal.

Guo: Ah.

Zhang: These three won't do.

Guo: Ah, it's good to have some sour plum soup. It is said that there is a large audience today, and old people will come here to watch it.

Zhang: Yes, today is a lively day.

Guo: See? There are potholes everywhere.

Zhang: Look.

K: How many people are there? Someone stood listening. What an encouragement it is for the actors.

Zhang: What a relief.

Guo: It can be seen that crosstalk is not a trough, and some people like to hear it.

Zhang: Go ahead.

Guo: But then again.

Zhang: Why?

Guo: It's not appropriate to put cross talk anywhere.

Zhang: Oh, not really.

Guo: For example, Zhang Yimou directed an opera called Turandot in the Workers' Cultural Palace in those years.

Zhang: There is one.

Guo: OK?

Zhang: Of course.

Guo: I'm singing. All four crosstalk performers are like Mr. Wang. They shaved their heads and wore coats. They work hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, they can't sing any more.

Zhang: Is this "happiness"? Br> Guo: It can be seen that there are many uncertainties in life.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: For example.

Zhang: You said

Guo: Some people are full of knowledge, but this knowledge may not be printed into a book.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: It was printed into a book.

Zhang: How about it?

Guo: Not necessarily good knowledge.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Do you admit it?

Zhang: admit it.

Guo: Aren't many leaders in the unit really incompetent?

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Those who are fired are not necessarily capable people.

Zhang: You see, that's what I like to hear.

Guo: He always repairs this by himself.

Zhang: My mouth is owed.

Guo: We are talking about this social phenomenon.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: Bookstores don't necessarily sell books. That makes sense. Drugstores don't necessarily sell drugs.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: They sell everything.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Nutrient solution is not necessarily nutritious.

Zhang: Health products.

Guo: That's how Mr. Zhang used to do business.

Zhang: Hey, I did it.

Guo: I run a factory selling sperm. I bought a turtle, boiled it in water and sold it in a small bottle. After twelve years of work, a turtle is useless.

Zhang: Now this one is not much better than mine.

Guo: Is this nutrient solution really not necessarily nutritious?

Zhang: Right.

Guo: The bathroom is not necessarily sanitary.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Swimmers.

Zhang: How about it?

Guo: It's not necessary to take a bath.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: People who go to karaoke bars don't have to sing.

Zhang: Look.

Guo: You don't have to be a girl to have long hair.

Zhang: Strange.

Guo: All men shave their heads are not grandfathers.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Why did you come here? This (I guess I saw Wang Jingji) listened to cross talk for 20 minutes, 13 thousand. When I left, these people made up their tickets and refused to leave.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: All the programs on TV are not necessarily good programs.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Crosstalk in the theater is not all bad.

Zhang: Well, that's right.

Guo: A crosstalk star, he may not be able to speak crosstalk.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Not all singers can read music.

Zhang: Well, there are too many people who can't read music.

Guo: It is not necessarily lovers who have good feelings.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: The relationship between husband and wife is not necessarily good.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Married people don't necessarily have children.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Mr. Zhang's daughter is not married.

Zhang: How about it?

Guo: Four big fat people.

Zhang: That's not the case.

Guo: He looks after the children in the kindergarten.

Zhang: Well, I tell you, it scared me.

Guo: Many things in life are uncertain. In the final analysis, it will still lead to the word crosstalk.

Zhang: How about it?

Guo: There are many people in phonology now.

Zhang: What's uncertain?

Guo: The situation is very embarrassing.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Starting from today, today is the founder of crosstalk, poor and white, and not afraid of Mr. Zhu Shaowen.

Zhang: Mr. Zhu Lao

Guo: Birthday176th anniversary.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: No one in phonology has ever thought of paying homage to this elder.

Zhang: That's our grandfather.

Guo: But the history of cross talk in China cannot be ignored.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Mr. Zhu is not the first person to invent crosstalk.

Zhang: It's true.

Guo: In front of him, there are many old gentlemen like this. It is everyone's common wisdom that makes cross talk.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: However, starting with Mr. Poor and Fearless, only by carrying him forward can cross talk be passed down from generation to generation.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: In the field of phonology, Mr. Zhu is regarded as our founder and the first generation.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: As Mr. Zhu's disciples and grandchildren, we have an obligation not to forget our ancestors.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: This is the first step. No matter how big your wrist is, you didn't do it without your ancestors.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: I'm going to get a bronze statue of the poor at the entrance of Tianqiao Square.

Zhang: Ah.

Guo: I want an account,1500,000.

Zhang: It's too expensive.

Guo: I calculated later, and I did it for 100 yuan.

Zhang: Then what should we do?

Guo: Buy 100 yuan to build a platform with waste bricks.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Let Mr. Zhang stand up and stand there.

Zhang: Is that what you mean?

Guo: Yes, I have to take off my glasses.

Zhang: I'm so tired and flustered.

Guo: I'm tired and have to work shifts. I will work in shifts with Mr. Wang in Wang Wenlin.

Zhang: It's the same as the black man.

Guo: Ah, right, right, right, right. In a word, you should know this old-timer in your heart.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Crosstalk has been passed down from generation to generation since Mr. Poor Afraid was perfected, and it didn't reach a very prosperous position until the year of Xiang Sheng Ba De.

Zhang: It's relatively large.

Guo: At that time, there were a group of German-style actors, the most famous of which was the Eight Virtues of Mutual Voice. The door owner is Yu Delong.

Zhang: Ah, yes.

Guo: Why is it called? He is a flag bearer. Generally speaking, this person has big eyes and is afraid of staring.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: the head of this room, this heartthrob,

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Zhang Dequan

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Yes.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Say.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Say.

Zhang: No.

Guo: Say.

Zhang: Cough.

Guo: Say.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Quanjude.

Zhang: Not in the back.

Guo: We have a new style this year.

Zhang: There are also 2005 models here.

Guo: Under the word "virtue" is the word "longevity".

Zhang: Ah, there is also the word "birthday".

Guo: There is a crosstalk master named.

Zhang: Ah, yes.

Guo: That's your master.

Zhang: Favorite.

Guo: People.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Yin Shoushan.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Living in hell.

Zhang: No.

Guo: The living master passed away, which was really painful.

Zhang: Well, it's longevity.

Guo: Under the word "longevity" is a treasure word.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: outstanding people, outstanding people.

Zhang: There are many steamed buns.

Guo: Hou, the master of crosstalk.

Zhang: That's their generation.

Guo: The king of stand-up comedy.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Yes.

Zhang: Both.

Guo: Wang.

Zhang: Oh, no.

Guo: Jia Baoyu, these are all.

Zhang: Neither.

Guo: It's all crosstalk, and it's all treasure characters.

Zhang: Go in and continue.

Guo: The word "Bao" is written below.

Zhang: This is our life.

Guo:,, Xing,, Li Wenshan.

Zhang: Tianjin people.

Guo: Chongwenmen, mosquito-repellent incense, ah these.

Zhang: Chongwen Gate is too big.

Guo: Mr. Chong Lao, an old-timer

Zhang: Old-timer.

Guo: Celebrities come forth in large numbers, and experts come forth in large numbers.

Zhang: So many generations.

Guo: But crosstalk has been very depressed in recent years.

Zhang: Ah.

Guo: The superstar has fallen, and many predecessors have died.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Mr. Wang passed away.

Zhang: Oh dear.

Guo: This is a giant in the music industry.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Mr. Ma Ji's words are the crosstalk giants in my heart.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: What a master!

Zhang: That's true.

Guo: Our backstage Mr. Li Wenshan is Mr. Wang's high foot.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Dead, such a capable person.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: I pulled it to Babaoshan and burned it, leaving nothing behind.

Zhang: Really?

Guo: Dead. What a spacious belly.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: It will be over as soon as the fire burns down.

Zhang: That's right.

Guo: Yes.

Zhang: Ah.

Guo: An artist as big as that was burned down.

Zhang: Look.

Guo: What can I do?

Zhang: No way.

Guo: It's all right now.

Zhang: Why?

Guo: The Beijing Municipal Government has promulgated a regulation prohibiting roadside barbecues.

Zhang: Two different things.

Guo: This is good for the music industry.

Zhang: Well, you said mutton kebabs.

Guo: Not for us.

Zhang: No.

Guo: I went to see Shao Guo's grandfather before he died.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Boys, do your best.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: I'm finished. I told you not to talk about it. You can live. Well, we all do. I know in my heart that there is no fool who can't live. Come on, that's what I mean. Work hard. Go back and tell Wen Shun to wait for me up there.

Zhang: Me, don't be busy.

Guo: I didn't go. This man doesn't go and doesn't listen to the old-timers, you know?

Zhang: I have poor legs and feet, so I can't catch the bus.

Guo: Delayed?

Zhang: Like a young man, his legs and feet are good, but he runs ahead of me if it happens.

Guo: Really, like that?

Zhang: In any case, German neologisms are dangerous.

Guo: Hehehe, if you are in poor health, talk less.

Zhang: You won't keep me idle.

Guo: Don't play tricks on me. It's inappropriate to hurt you.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: Everyone loves to listen to cross talk. We love cross talk, but now the situation of cross talk is very embarrassing.

Zhang: Where is it?

Guo: There are many reasons.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Our present position is called Tianqiao, which was famous all over the world at the beginning.

Zhang: That's true.

Guo: How many talents are there here? There are many performers.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Everyone followed, pointing out that street performers can eat and support their families.

Zhang: Ah.

Guo: Not today. Why?

Zhang: Why?

Guo: We have studied this matter.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: Let's discuss it.

Zhang: Then talk about it.

Guo: For example, this used to be an overpass, and there was a place next to it called Shanjiankou.

Zhang: Yes, it's right at this intersection.

Guo: Here, Shanjiankou used to be a people's market.

Zhang: In jargon, there is a teahouse there, and we are invited to go there.

Guo: I got up in the morning, and these hard workers, with shovels and shoulder poles, were waiting here to work.

Zhang: Yes, they are all concentrated there.

Guo: For example, if someone comes later, the car will be unloaded at Yongdingmen Railway Station.

Zhang: Ah.

Guo: It takes four people and eight cars to unload the goods.

Zhang: Hey.

K: Two yuan per person.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: You went, you, you, you, you.

Zhang: Yes, there are four people saving money now.

Guo: Go, follow me, and follow me when you get something.

Zhang: Hey.

Guo: When we arrived here, people in the twelfth lunar month also took off their shirts and unloaded their cars. Pants off, say 1: 30 in the afternoon.

Zhang: That's it. Finish the work.

Guo: It costs two yuan to walk back alone.

Zhang: I gave money at that time.

Guo: I won't go to work again.

Zhang: Then why?

Guo: These two dollars are enough to live on.

Zhang: Oh.

Guo: I walked back with the money and went to the overpass to find a small bathhouse to take a bath.

Zhang: Right here. The entrance of the mountain stream faces west.

Guo: Small bathhouses are not always clean, because these people are full of coal every day, and all this coal ash goes into the pool.

Zhang: This pool is so dark.

Guo: It is said that stepping on it used to prick your feet.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Those guys took cold clothes and went out to look for coal.

Zhang: That's true.

Guo: Wipe it here. Call buddy.

Zhang: What?

Guo: Across the street, Erhun Shop.

Zhang: A teahouse is a restaurant.

Guo: Please give me a dime of wine.

Zhang: Oh, a dime.

Guo: Ten cents is enough to drink. You can give me four and a half kilograms.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: A soft fried pork slice needs wide sauce, and a bowl of white slices needs 820 yuan. The scale of the past is different from that of the present.

Zhang: Sixteen taels a catty.

Guo: Half a catty of noodles.

Zhang: Eight and a half pounds.

Guo: After washing, I left the pool and brewed a pot of high crumbs. Here comes the dish. After drinking wine, I ate meat slices, cucumber slices and fungus in the kitchen. After drinking, I picked up the plate. Why do you eat lasagna?

Zhang: mixed noodles

Guo: Pour it in and have a meal. Have a cup of tea here when you are full, lie on the bunk and sleep until two o'clock, then come out and stroll around the overpass.

Zhang: Walking on the overpass.

Guo: Look here, you get two points, and look here, you get five points. After a long walk, it will get dark, so take a sticker and take it out to find a bean juice stand.

Zhang: Oh, the one who sells bean juice.

Guo: Two bowls of bean juice and pickles are free.

Zhang: Help yourself.

Guo: Peel the cake, soak it in it and give it to Li Tu. This meal is full.

Zhang: Look.

Guo: I bought a cabbage with 2 kg of flour, 1 kg of stick flour, 1 kg of white flour, steamed corn bread with stick flour and boiled soup with white flour. They were all ready, and I came to this garden.

Zhang: This garden used to be called Xiaoxiao.

Guo: Peking Opera was sung in this place.

Zhang: Say.

Guo: The horses on Tianqiao are singing in the garden.

Zhang: and

Guo: I walked to the door and took a 20-cent ticket to a play.

Zhang: Hey, I listened to it all night.

Guo: Go home after listening and leave your things there. At home, I am frying cabbage and making hot noodle soup. I should go to bed. Get up in the morning, come out from home and run to the mouth of the mountain stream.

Zhang: Still coming to zhushikou?

Guo: How much is the pie again?

Zhang: pie 12 1 kg.

Guo: Half a catty of cake and a bowl of oil residue.

Zhang: Oil residue.

Guo: You used to stew oil residue. You can add soup in a big bowl.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: I don't think he has much oil, so I will lick the soup next to him.

Zhang: Oh, yes, and some side soup.

Guo: I was bored for so long. After eating and drinking enough, I ran to the mouth of the mountain stream and waited for work, whether it was unloading or working. There are a large number of such idle people every day.

Zhang: So Tianqiao has such a big market.

Guo: I promised to be so hot. That's the reason.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: The most important thing is that everyone in the original class has special skills.

Zhang: That's all.

Guo: Catch the thief across from the flat cake.

Zhang: The worst thing is to give money after listening.

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