Interesting deskmate composition 1 My deskmate-Zhang Siyao, though chubby, is a lovely girl.
Zhang Siyao is good at packing all kinds of expression packs at ordinary times. She is a veritable "love emperor" in her class. She often plays all kinds of funny expressions, which makes me giggle.
In a self-study class, I looked around bored and turned to Zhang Siyao. Unexpectedly, she is looking at me, too! As soon as our eyes collided, the alarm in my heart sounded: no, no, hurry back, or I will be teased by her. If I really laugh, it will ruin my image as a good girl and a good student in the teacher's mind. However, it was too late. Before turning around, she saw that her mouth turned into a circular horn, her eyes were bigger than glass marbles, her nose shrank into a ball, and with her big round face, it was incredible. Ha, that's interesting! I quickly covered my mouth with my hand, trying to hide my smile. But it is still too late. I laughed as if I had been hit by a smile. I have no choice but to cover my mouth tightly and bury my head under the table.
Let's talk about the delay last night. I'm depressed about the extra homework. Zhang Siyao suddenly patted me on the shoulder: "deskmate, deskmate!" I looked impatiently: "Why?" She said nothing, grinned like an orangutan, opened her mouth and frowned ... "Poof!" I was forced to cover my mouth and laughed again. Zhang Siyao looked at me straight and said with a smile, "Be happy!"
Although my deskmate is an optimist, she also has her biggest worry-reciting the text. Whenever she hears that she has to recite the text, she seems to meet her sworn enemy, gnashing her teeth for a while and frowning for a while. No, she didn't pass the ancient poetry exam last time. She is preparing for the make-up exam these days! Today, at Zhang Siyao's request, I promised to recite ancient poems with her. Throughout the lunch break, the voice of her reciting ancient poems sounded in my ears like Tang Sanzang chanting. I saw her standing in front of me, sometimes her eyes drifted to the right, her head tilted slightly, and her mouth seemed to be thinking about the next sentence; Sometimes I stammered the same word, but finally I couldn't recite the next sentence, so I had to smile at me awkwardly; Sometimes after reciting a few poems in one breath, she gets up in an ostentatious manner, lifts her chin, grins and looks smug. Finally, before I was an examiner, she recited it coherently almost every time. She ran to the teacher's little assistant and passed the customs. I listened to her talking loudly from a distance, and I was nervous when she paused. She raises eyebrows at me from time to time, but it seems to comfort me in turn. After a while, Zhang Siyao returned home in triumph. I said to her, "You are great!" At that moment, I seemed to become her, and I felt a great pride!
I like my deskmate Zhang Siyao, who adds a touch of bright color to my life!
Interesting deskmate composition 2 It was interesting to be the boy at my deskmate that semester. He is much more interesting than my former deskmate, so I decided to introduce him. I don't want to praise him by any means, and I don't want to blow him by any exaggerated means. I just want to introduce him realistically.
Want to know how interesting he really is? Then please look down.
First, the kiss of "beauty"
He is my deskmate and my good friend, because he has the same sense of humor as me. When we talk, we are simply talking about cross talk, echoing each other and making people laugh.
One morning, almost all my classmates arrived, but my deskmate Xiaoguang was late. When the class was about to start, he came in a hurry, so all the students around him turned their attention to this classmate who had been to school early. I found a red and swollen place on his face, which was very strange, so I leaned over and asked him why. I saw him look old-fashioned, sighed and said, "Oh, don't mention it. I slept soundly last night. Maybe I am too handsome. A beautiful woman kissed me while I was sleeping, so she left this lip print. " Words haven't say that finish, a few heads have arrived. There is no doubt that the students are very interested in what he said. I quickly asked: "Beauty? Is it the kind of beauty with angel face and devil figure? Don't take a' Zhong Wuyan' as a beauty. " "Didn't cheat you? Thin waist and legs, small cherry mouth, do you think it looks good? " He replied. I joked, "Wow, that's a standard beauty. When will you introduce me? " He said solemnly, "I don't need to introduce you." Every season, it revolves around us every day. " Suddenly, we will take a bite on our face, legs and arms. ""are you talking about it? " "To the west! Want to go to the west! " At this time, a straightforward classmate around him suddenly realized: "It's a mosquito. Xiaoguang will say with the same boring expression as everyone else: "I'm sorry to disappoint everyone." As soon as the words sound just fell, there was a burst of laughter around.
Second, "the teacher didn't come"
The students in our class are always noisy in their self-study classes. Although my deskmate likes talking very much at ordinary times, he is always very measured when to say and when not to say it. In a self-study class, the class was noisy as usual, and the class cadres were both soft and hard, pleading and scolding, but the class just couldn't calm down.
My deskmate is doing her homework without saying a word. It seems that she can't feel the noise in the classroom at all. Suddenly, as if possessed, he pointed to the door and shouted "teacher", and the classroom was suddenly silent. In desperation, some pretentious students turned the book upside down and unconsciously "read" it. But strangely, the teacher didn't appear in front of everyone, and then my deskmate spit out two words: "No!" " "In this way, students can't blame him," the teacher didn't come ",which is a fact. But after he made such a scene, everyone was not in the mood to make a scene, and the class was obviously quiet. I have to admire the cleverness of my deskmate.
Look, my deskmate Xiaoguang is such a humorous person. Whenever I think of his interesting things, I can't help laughing.
Interesting deskmate composition 3 When the talent is exhausted, it rains day after day: the routine weekly diary continues this semester! After the pen turned in my hand for more than 60 times, I patted my head: hey ~ I haven't written this heavyweight guy sitting next to me once, okay! Then take stock of my deskmate and apprentice: Wang Tianyi.
Bad temper.
When I sat at the same table with Wang Tianyi for the first time, I felt a sharp pain in my heart: Why is this person so tough? Shit, I'm sure I can't control him in the future. But it didn't take long for me to find this worry unnecessary. Wang Tianyi is definitely the best-tempered person I have ever met, just like the black version of Maitreya, with kind eyes and a bright smile. I usually have a hobby: singing in class and calling myself "China Xiaoquku".
I take a laissez-faire attitude towards his habit of singing in class. But the high strength of the front table is different. On one occasion, Wang Tianyi hummed a song in a low voice. I said, "Wang Tianyi, at least take some notes. Singing too much will be useless. " Wang Tianyi said honestly, "I know! But I just want to sing. "
"Bar essence" has high energy. At this time, he turned his head and shouted at Wang Tianyi: "I want to hold it for me!"
I was dumbfounded. I thought Wang Tianyi was going to have a seizure, but he just paused and said nothing.
After class, we talk about our brothers and sisters. Wang Tianyi suddenly became interested in Gao Qiang's brother: "brother Qiang, what's your brother's name?"
Gao Qiang is not good at opening his mouth: "Get out!"
Wang Tianyi puzzling: "Your brother called the roll? What's the name? "
Passing 18-wheeler, Gao Qiang turned around again and slapped Wang Tianyi in the ear with lightning speed. His voice gave me a fright.
I closed my eyes in fear. Stronger than Gao. Both of them are about the same height, and it is inevitable that there will be a mass annihilation. When I opened my eyes again, the scene that Gao Qiang was torn to pieces did not happen. He still sat there intact and threw us the back of the head.
I patted Wang Tianyi: "Young man, why don't you hit him?"
Wang Tianyi shook his head: "I'm afraid I'll kill him."
Although his words were malicious, I knew that he just didn't want to continue to make trouble with Gao Qiang and chose to endure.
Gone with the Wind and Knife
Even as a master, I dare not underestimate the strength of Wang Tianyi. History suddenly announced that it would start an exam, which surprised me. The first history open-book exam caught me off guard: I failed! Wang Tianyi is close to 80 points, and there is no doubt that he will surpass the teacher.
I was so sad that he got carried away and kept asking me, "Master, how many points did you get?" The word "ah" dragged on so long that I gave him an angry white look. I never imagined that this kind of supercilious look turned out to be harmless, but my eyelids turned over by mistake, which made Wang Tianyi laugh at the same time, and my score was clear at a glance.
"You failed?" He laughed even harder: "Are you gone with the wind? Or can't I hold the knife? "
"Huh?" I gave him a white look: "Who is floating?"
He changed back to solemnity in a second: "Because I am young, and because you can't hold a knife!" " "
Rare and serious
Perhaps the final exam stimulated Wang Tianyi, and Wang Tianyi began to study hard ten days before the final exam. Gao Qiang scoffed at Wang Tianyi's seriousness.
In a self-study class, Wang Tianyi was writing a test paper carefully, and Gao Qiang was spitting at others loudly. I couldn't bear it anymore and said to Gao Qiang, "Look how serious Wang Tianyi is, can't you be quiet? You may not have done as well in the final exam as he did ... "
Gao Qiang sneered: "How about a gamble? If I don't do well in the final exam, I'll bring you a box of Ferriero. "
I'm overjoyed, but gambling is risky after all. I promised first, and then made a sudden snatch and grabbed Wang Tianyi's book: "I will help you recite the history for the teacher!" " Then he whispered, "disciple, money is a little tight for teachers, so you have to ..."
The word "study hard" has not yet been exported, and Wang Tianyi has proudly promised: "Master, I still have a lot of chocolate at home, so I will give it to him then!"
This ..... Why is the rhythm of losing when you open your mouth?
To be fair, Wang Tianyi is a very good deskmate. If I use a word to describe her, I think it is "interesting"!
I failed the final exam. According to the ranking, there is no chance to sit at the same table with such an interesting person as Wang Tianyi in the future. I don't know why, but I miss fooling around.
After school, I said to Wang Tianyi, "Hey! As a teacher, I will write an article about you this week. "
He looked loveless: "Please don't expose me, my mother will shoot me when she knows!" " "
I laughed in my heart. If you ask me not to write, I won't write. Isn't that dignified for a teacher?