Do you know what I lack most this month?

B: lack of money.

A: (shaking his head) I am short of money every month.

hello ...

A: What is the most lacking this month?

B: What's missing?

A: Not enough sleep.

B: Oh, insomnia.

ah ...

B: What's the matter?

A: I don't even think about tea and rice.

B: Hmm. ...

I lost a lot of weight.

Ouch.

A month ago, my weight was 150 A Jin.

B: What about now?

A: Only 149 kg and a half is left.

B: Just half a catty.

A: Half a catty is thin.

Well, why?

A: It's all because of you.

Because of me? (Surprised, rhetorical question)

A: People don't know. We grew up together. The audience is a close partner and the stage is fighting side by side; Last/better/previous/last name

Naughty class, naughty class; I failed, and he had no eggs; If I make a mistake, he will be punished; Later, he married a daughter-in-law, and I also took half of the happy event; Now that he is divorced, I have held a farewell dinner. Look ... Did you see that? We are still partners. It's easy to get together and go away. What are you worried about?

A: Don't worry. Who is the only one who got the humorous divorce law?

B: silent divorce law?

A: Since they got married, his daughter-in-law thinks he has no money. Seeing that you are poor, you are unlucky, Zubar.

No one in my life is rich,

He is unhappy.

B: Yes.

A: Who says no one in our family has money? My uncle runs a company in Hong Kong and is a big boss. That's it. It's broken ... B: What's wrong?

His wife became his third menstruation.

Hello! What happened? This. That's not true. Yes We have a good relationship. What's the matter with you? A: Not as humorous as you. If you were poor that day, you would finally show me your cards.

B: Huh? Who is the poor?

Didn't I tell you, my wife?

B: Oh, your daughter-in-law is so pathetic.

I'm telling you, Alfred.

B: These two are a perfect match.

I have a sister who married a rich man. Oh, now she wears # # #, wears # # # and touches # # #. Look at me again, home

The room is full of outdated furniture, the bicycle has a flat air and all the money in the pocket is taken out. ...

B: What's the situation?

A: They are all coins.

Not at all.

Her husband is sexier than you.

B: Oh.

A: My husband is so angry. People get on Mercedes, eat Japanese food, order American food, and get AIDS. How angry they are ... B: Still angry, this. ...

The person I love most ...

B: Yes.

A: But what saddens me most is. Why aren't you rich?

B: Say his. ...

A: It is cruel to waste a woman's limited youth. I want to divorce you and find a rich man. I want a divorce ...

Oh, I see. I won't live with you.

I'm not afraid of your jokes. Hearing this, my tears came down.

I hate to leave.

A: I often blame myself for not having money. It's really hard to live without money. Now I want to get through it and find a rich man as soon as possible.

Madam, no matter how old she is, we love each other only when we have money! (Hugging)

B: Don't hug until you know the difference between men and women. That's more like it? this ...

A: Just for the same goal, my husband and wife formally divorced.

who the hell are all these people？ this ...

A: I didn't know until after my divorce. It's really difficult to find a rich woman with feelings.

How fresh! There are not so many rich women.

A: Yes, you can't find it either.

Yes, I found this place. ...

A: just look at it. it doesn't matter ...

B: Just like you, you are always trying to get something for nothing, not to mention being a rich woman, even witches.

Don't like you.

I have an idea. I will board personals.

How to do it?

A: Don't all like money? Then I'll tell you how to get rich.

B: Yes.

I, a Chinese American, know Bill Gates?

Yes, the richest man in the world.

A: Not an outsider,

B: Who is it?

My brother ...

B: Ah.

Guys ...

Oh, my god.

His name is Gates.

Where are you?

A: I am a cliche.

B: rhetoric.

A: I'll tell whoever I catch.

B: OK. ...

He comes from Oxford.

Where are you?

I'm from home.

Oh, Garreton University.

No, it's okay. I squatted at home.

B: Go to a house like this.

He studies software.

Where are you?

I eat soft rice.

To tell the truth, he is not too shabby.

A: Our family is rich, saying that our big villa is bigger than this studio.

B: Yes.

A: This is ... towering, luxurious and spectacular, all-steel structure, unusual, unique in design, full of weather, with two ends tilted in the middle.

Slightly curved, shaped like a bird's nest, with narrow bottom and wide top, the 2008 Olympic Games is a great landscape. ...

Is this your home?

A: This is the Bird's Nest Stadium.

What about your home? What do you mean by stadium?

Is the gymnasium big?

B: Big!

Not as big as our villa.

Oh!

Of course, our car ...

B: Oh.

A: There are 50 luxury Mercedes-Benz cars, 50 luxury BMW cars, 50 luxury Lincoln cars, 50 Cadillac cars and countless domestic cars ... ouch.

A: All the drivers and passengers are from the dressing room. They wear licenses, are polite and considerate, provide warm service, charge by the meter, and never refuse to ride ... is this your home?

A: This is the taxi company.

What about your home? Why do you think the leasing company should do it?

Are there many cars in the taxi company?

B: More!

Not as many cars as ours.

B: Just blow.

A: Anyway, it is so rich.

B: Oh.

A: Now I want to find someone with a certain economic foundation as my partner.

B: Oh.

A: There is no nationality restriction.

Hmm.

A: There is no age limit.

B: Oh.

A: There is no limit to occupation.

Hmm.

A: Gender is not limited.

B: gender is not limited?

A: There is no name limit.

You gave me a fright.

If this personals is to be published like this, the rich woman will have to buy two copies.

B: come on ... even if there is, people will look at you, poor man, and they will be exposed as soon as they meet.

A: I won't hold it backwards. I will hold it backwards.

B: How do you hold the racket backwards?

A: I wear a big back, sunglasses and six gold rings on one hand. ...

oh

A: I'm holding a puppy, and I put a gold tooth on it ...

B: OK.

A: I will tip whoever I meet when I go out.

B: if it's not mental illness, it's ...

You must cooperate with me.

B: How can I cooperate with you?

You play my bodyguard.

Hehe ... I'm too thin. I'm afraid I can't keep your figure.

A: You don't have to do it. Just talking.

Oh, you have to talk.

Hey, when I sat down with that girl, it was almost time. Come and bow to me. The general manager and the boss of Motorola want to talk to you.

About the satellite going up into the sky.

B: Oh.

A: I said, ask the vice president for such a trivial matter. # # You have a big mouth, you cover your cheeks and say thank you, and then go ... I'm a bitch, that's what I am. ...

A: How about that? For the sake of safety, the two of us rehearse here.

Oh, we have to demonstrate.

Let me see.

Yes, yes. ...

A: OK? I'll wait here and you come over there.

Ok, ok. ...

A: I am chatting here. Come on, get ready to go. ...

B: (Bowing forward) Prime Minister!

A: General Manager!

Well, general manager! The boss of Motorola wants to talk to you about your life in heaven.

A: It's you who will die. You're the one who wants ... to monitor the sky with satellites.

Oh, oh ... I want to talk to you about going to heaven by satellite.

Hey ... after a while, you came again.

B: Oh.

A: General Manager! The project of pasting the Great Wall tiles has won the bid. Do you think it's good to allocate 350 million yuan to let them stick to it first ... A: I said, look for the vice president for such a small matter, and you said, thank you, let's go ... How much should I pay?

A: That's it. I'm not afraid she won't take the bait.

You are so evil.

A: Why bother if you make money?

Hey, you're just fooling around. Does anyone care about you?

A: There is no oil and salt shop that doesn't open.

B: Oh.

I received a love letter the next day.

Hmm.

She is a real rich woman.

How did you know?

This letter is well written.

How did you write it?

A: Dear Brother Ci.

B: Brother Magnetic?

A: Isn't my name just a set of words?

Ah, yes. ...

A: Dear Brother Magnetic, I think we are a perfect match.

B: Why?

A: You see, you are single, I am still unmarried, you are rich, I have a lot of property, you are Chinese-American, and I am from China.

Beauty, you want to match me, I want to date you as soon as possible, and I will come to the park to see my little sister tomorrow, wearing a green skirt and earrings on my nose. ...

What are you dressed like this for?

A: He has characteristics and understands people very well.

Yes, I like it.

A: The next morning, I came to the park early with great pride, and soon my sweetheart arrived on time ... hmm.

As soon as we met, wow ...

Hmm.

A: At that time, I felt that everything was spinning, my eyes were shining, my mouth was foaming, and my eyes were bleeding. ...

B: What's the matter?

A: This is my wife's poverty!

hello ...