20 12 Chinese language and literature class 6

Character: Zhen Xuan

Huanbi

Anlingrong

Consort Hua

Pine branch

Your Majesty

Zhen (sitting in a chair with a handkerchief): Huanbi, what do you think of my embroidered handkerchief?

Huan (hammering his shoulder): Go back and show it to the young master. His craftsmanship is first-class, and I think the emperor will like it.

Zhen: You, your mouth is sweet again. See if you can still speak so well after you get married.

Huan: Uh, what are you talking about? I am still young, so I won't marry.

Zhen: Let's have a look. You are not small except for your eyes. Get married if you want to. Not as deep as the sea, as deep as the sea, as deep as the sea.

Huan: I want to see you, Master.

Zhen: Please come in.

Ann: Ling Rong saw her sister.

Zhen: Sister, get up.

Salute (three times for two people),,,,,,,,

Zhen: Sit down. I haven't seen my sister for several days. How did this voice change?

Ann (with a bitter face): My sister doesn't know. Recently, my sister's voice is sick again, and even the emperor hasn't come to see me for several days.

Zhen: Laryngeal disease? Didn't you just do hemorrhoids surgery last month? How did it recur so quickly? Come on, Huanbi. I'll go to Mrs. Wen's hospital and ask Dr. Wen for grass coral spray later. To the young master.

Huan: Young Master, we have (takes out the fire extinguisher from under the table).

Zhen: (glancing at it) Oh, great.

Ann: Sister is so lucky. She has everything she wants in the palace. Unlike Ling Rong's humble body, people are always looked down upon by others, but this grass coral spray is for my sister's own use. Look at my sister's voice. She can also sing.

Zhen: Then sing it for me.

Sing before Ann (you can spoof such as love career, the most dazzling national style, etc. ) Dance for a while. . )

Zhen: It's too vulgar, but my sister's voice is as clear as an imperial warbler, and even this dance can be called the queen of the harem. Come and have some tea to moisten your throat.

Ann: (picks up the cup on the table) Huh? What kind of tea is this? It doesn't seem to be the Sprite coat that my sister often drinks on weekdays.

Zhen: Try it first and see if you like it.

Ann (taking a sip of tea): This tea is good, but Lingrong always tastes like bird droppings.

Zhen: (black belly) I know my sister is good at making incense on weekdays. Recently, it seems that my sister must have eaten bird shit. This is a new tribute tea from the west this year, called Ding Xue Coffee, which was given to me by the emperor.

Ann: (putting down the glass) Ling Rong can't compare with her sister. You'd better leave Ding Xue coffee with your sister. Sister, look, Empress Hua Fei is here. I don't associate with him on weekdays, so Lingrong excused himself.

Narrator: Empress Hua Fei has arrived.

Zhen Xuan salutes: Greet Empress Hua Fei, who is blessed with Jin 'an.

Hua: You can't stand up without applause. (Sit down, after a while) Get up.

Zhen: Xie Niangniang

Hua (notices the handkerchief on the table); I haven't seen my sister for a few days, and my craft has improved. This is for the emperor.

Zhen: I can't hide anything from my sister. This veil is for the emperor and represents my love for him.

Hua: (instantly burst) Love? Does the emperor love you? The emperor loves my palace. I want you to see what the emperor loves me (lights out in the hall, Hua Fei turns on the flashing lights on her head).

Zhen: (Look) Ah, my sister's headdress is really beautiful.

Hua: If you like my headdress, I'll take it off and give it to my sister. Oh, I forgot that my sister is still a bride. I can't wear our new Mickey.

Zhen: My sister is joking. How dare my sister compare with my sister? It was because of her appearance and figure that the emperor installed a lamp for her.

Hua: I don't install lights for myself. After all, we should assist the sixth house, and we should not be as shabby as some people.

Hua: But then again, I did it for myself. Those sitting in the audience are the emperor's new favorites this year.

Zhen: So many new favorites this year, the emperor is really amazing.

Hua: Yes, I know all about the emperor's health. (Turning to Song Zhi) You write down the names of all the beautiful girls in the audience, and I will give them a good lecture. By the way, light the fragrance of our palace.

Ode: Yes (pick up the incense and put it on the table)

Hua fanned the incense with her hand.

Zhen (covering her nose with a handkerchief): Yo, this fragrance of Huan Yi was given to my sister by the emperor. My sister is really blessed.

Hua: Because of this fragrance, many people say that I am extravagant, but everyone in the harem knows that my sister is a good woman who works hard and keeps the house. My sister not only uses frugality, but also saves energy and reduces emissions.

Sister Zhen flatter me. Huanbi is my personal dowry. Day and night. A guard by day and a maid by night. As the saying goes, Huanbi knows martial arts, and no one can stop it. Go and give this veil to the emperor and tell him that I miss him.

Ode: Empress, this is the list of beautiful girls in the audience.

Hua: Pretty girl? (A string of names,,,,) Eh, it's good to have names, and there are rewards.

Ode: Is there anything you dare to ask the empress for a reward?

W: Zhang.

Carol: Yes, someone.

Eunuch: (Worship) See Empress.

Ode: A Zhang Hong.

Eunuch: Hey.

Huafei picked up the cup on the table, put it down again, turned and whispered to the pine branch. Zhen took the opportunity to change the cup holder and they drank water.

Zhen: Sister is so generous.

Hua: I will give it as soon as you say it, or I will give it to you.

Zhen: No, I'm afraid I can't enjoy it.

Huan: Master, the emperor has handed in your green head sign today. Get ready to go back to bed.

Zhen: I see. (rises to salute) Sister, I'm so sorry. It's time for me to go back to the palace and change. Sister should go back to rest early. Look, your crow's feet are all over your ears. Please take a long vacation and come down.

Ode: This elegant girl wants to be on an equal footing with the queen because of the emperor's love. It is really ungrateful.

Hua: What can I do to spoil her? Isn't there a new iphone? He said two words, and the emperor bought him an apple for five generations. I also asked the emperor for five generations of apples, but the emperor gave me five generations of apples.

Ode: Eh, the five generations of apples of the Queen are good. Some people in the palace can't even eat apples and beards.

Hua: Of course I'm not happy that the emperor dotes on her, but I'm happy about one thing. After all, he drank that cup of tea with croton, so let him have a good time.

Zhen (turning tire side): Oh, I forgot to tell my sister that I changed that cup. You are drinking tea with croton.

Hua: Because my sister is cautious, I put croton tea beside me. You are the last one with diarrhea.

You diarrhea, you diarrhea, your family diarrhea.

Hua: Song Zhi, you tell her that there is croton in that cup.

Song: Yes, since you two want to know so much, I will tell you that these two cups are drugged!

Hua: Are you undercover sent by the Queen?

Ode: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you guessed it.

Zhen: (clutching his stomach, being held down by Huan Bi) What, you really work for that old pervert Yan Xi of Urana Duck?

Ode: (looking at them proudly) Yo ~ ~ ~ You two should save some energy to go to the toilet! I'm going to the queen to get my reward. See you later (next time)

Eunuch: The emperor is here! ! ! !

(Taiwan) An: The emperor caught cold, and he was seriously injured.

Huang: Nothing.

Servants and maids made a new condiment today. I believe you will like it.

Huang: No need. Go back to the palace and eat a hundred bitter almonds, and then meet me, okay? All right!

Ann: Your Majesty ~ ~ ~

Emperor: Go! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (turns around and snickers) Three thousand in the harem is really annoying. There are many things to deal with.

Zhen: (kneeling on the ground) Your Majesty.

Emperor: (holding Zhen Xuan) Huan Huan.

Zhen: Your Majesty.

Huang: Huanhuan, what's wrong with you?

Zhen: (Poor) Your Majesty, do you have toilet paper?

Huang: Not really.

Zhen: (stands up) Your Majesty, Empress Poison Princess put croton in my cup. I'm afraid my concubine can't serve you tonight.

Emperor: (looking at Zhen Xuan) My little darling (turning around), Hua Fei, get down on your knees! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Hua: (kneeling with pride and complaining) Your Majesty, how can you blame the male and female servants? The poison is from the queen, and the male and female servants can't hold it here. Does your majesty have toilet paper or not? ~ ~ (can't help pretending to jump on the table)

Huang: There is no paper at all! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Do you think I will believe what you said? Don't think I don't know about your collusion with your brother's harem officialdom. Do you believe that I will abolish your princess now and put you in limbo?

Hua: (aggrieved) Your Majesty, I have to give you a dragon seed!

Zhen: (kicking Hua Fei forward) It's up to you. Don't even think about it. Do you know why the emperor changed a incense for you? There is a lot of musk in it. Aromatic things will have the effect of abortion and infertility. Now you are saline-alkali land, and you can't grow anything. You wasted the emperor's rain and dew

Hua: (resentful) If the emperor won't let me live, he will let me die. Even if I die, I will die beautifully. (Turn off the lights, turn on the flash, spray blood by caesarean section to death, and lie on the ground with your middle finger)

Zhen: You used your life to test a sentence for the sisters in the audience: Women are not heartless, they must stand unsteadily (standing on Hua Fei's middle finger and turning to ask): Emperor, where are we going to play tonight?

Emperor: (obscene) I heard that the performance girl from Harbin Normal University arrived tonight. Aren't they all sitting under the stage? Let's go and have a look.

Zhen: It's all a red given by Hua Fei, and that color is called bright.

Huang: Hmm. . . Then forget it. What a shame. that . Send me back to the palace.

Eunuch: The emperor started driving ~ ~ ~

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