2. Old car: Do you deserve Santa Claus? Are you worthy of God? Are you worthy of Jesus and the Count of Monte Cristo? Tell me.

3. Old car: Are you worthy of the Buddha, the super girl, the director and the camera? The camera is over there ... "

4. Old car: 300,000? I'll give you 500 thousand, and you go out

5. Meng Yao: I will only say it once!

6. Bao Xiao: Ten minutes, just ten minutes.

7. Old car: Gambling, I am a professional.

8. Zhao Ning: I am not the mainstream!

9. Used car: If you don't believe me, we'll bet you five dollars.

10. Li Wei: Anning, someone wants to see you.

1 1. Xiao Fei: The toilet is too clean. I can't pull it out.

12. Bao Xiao: On such a night, what can you pursue besides making a baby?

13. Bao Xiao: It's 2 1 century now. You believe what others say!

14. Laoche: Shall we bet 5 yuan? Three dollars. Two dollars and eight cents.

15. Bao Xiao: You don't smell that. Four words-memorable.

16. Old car: I bought the school. .. you're fired. ..

17. Anning: What is this? It tastes terrible.

Bao Xiao: Bad? I didn't add melamine.

18. Laoche: Hey, there's a card from Li Wei. There is nothing in it. Don't look ~ there is really nothing in it.

19. Anning: Go to the classic car, or the classic car, or squeeze tonight.

20. Bao Xiao: I'm too lazy to say that he is the scum of our men!

2 1. Xiao Fei: am I that ugly? I don't feel ugly.

22. Li Wei: Take off your clothes, or you will catch a cold.

23. Bao Xiao: I am older than you!

24. Laoche: I'm a gambler! I love gambling! I am more patriotic!

25. Used car: Your so-called French friend brought it back from France, a so-called rare gift in France.

26. Please, I'm quintuplets!

27. The iron cloth shirt is a slap in the stomach, not a face!

28. Does Bill Gates know? Does Li Ka-shing know? It's none of my business.

29. You 120 no matter who cares!

30. Sending a car is afraid of polluting the environment and sending a computer, and it is also afraid of wasting power resources. Send a mobile phone, it's too cheap, and send flowers. You can't fit in the house. Send money directly, but I'm afraid I can't spend it all. Later, I thought about it. Aren't you often late for class? I'll send you a clock.

3 1. (Old car) Landlord, look me in the eye. Do I look like a liar? Do I look like a fool in my teacup?

Classic cars are awesome! (what cow a? ) just a little better than Niu B. . . . .

32. Eating instant noodles in the toilet turns yellow. You are so unconventional!

33. Director, go out and find the headmaster! Principal, how much is your school? Five million? I'll take it. From now on, you are fired. Go home to support the elderly, okay? (Niu b! From now on, I am the principal, Monday to Friday, holiday! Classes are held on Saturday and Sunday.

34. Laoche: Come on, let me show you God.

35. Old car: Guess, a man or a woman? I think it's a man

Xiao Fei: It looks like a woman. Look, there are breasts.

Old car: that's awesome, B. I can see it's so flat.

36. Xiao Fei: Why don't you use my socks?

Old car: Your socks are chemical weapons, which can easily hurt innocent people.

37. No problem, this is normal, no problem, this is normal, nothing, nothing, this is very, very normal, normal. ...

38. Li: Well, when you go out for a while, you can tell your uncle's son that the neighbor's dog with a bad cold is dying, and you have to go back and see it for the last time. You can't stop you from going back in such a hurry!

to be continued ...