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How do freshmen pursue some strategies?
1, sneak into the student union and meet at the station. In principle, boys don't pick up anything. I really can't help it. You can use a few boys to hide your eyes and ears. When you meet a freshman girl, even if you are hungry and unscrupulous on weekdays, you should pretend to be considerate at that time and rack your brains to get the mobile phone number of your favorite girl. How to get it requires improvisation and rhetoric, for example, you can be confused. Accordingly, the girl's mobile phone number will also be asked conveniently, and it is particularly aboveboard and well-founded. From now on, it's up to you whether to chase or not. As we all know, military training is the golden age of chasing girls. You should take the initiative to apply for compulsory military training for freshmen. There is a simple reason. First of all, military training is hard, and girls need someone to rely on. Except for a few girls who are seriously addicted to their father, they will choose to fall in love with ugly instructors. They need a boy, especially a mature boy. Although those are false, fortunately, most girls lack logical thinking ability and only look at their appearance. Secondly, military training is prone to accidents. There will always be some girls who are confused or pretend to be confused. Girls who are confused or pretend to be confused are generally spoiled at home, and most of the spoiled girls are a little like this. So once you encounter such a situation, you should be keenly aware that your opportunity has come. You have to pretend to be anxious, escort the girl to the school hospital, and then take care of her often to win her trust and goodwill. 3. If you don't belong to the Student Union and don't want to apply for military training, there are ways. You can move a pile of books on campus every day and pretend to be in a hurry. Where there are many people and beautiful women, girls will always bump into or bump into them. Then, due to the gravity of the earth and the law of inertia, the pile of prop books in your hand will be scattered on the ground. It's okay to pretend to be generous and tell girls who are at a loss. If there is nothing wrong with a girl's brain, she will look guilty and bend down to help you pick up the book. Then, in a panic, your hand accidentally touched hers, and the girl's face suddenly turned red. Afterwards, you can pretend to be grateful and hypocritically thank the girls for helping you with your books, and the girls will feel embarrassed because of your words, so you can invite the girls to dinner. 4. Buy a batch of daily necessities before entering the freshman school. Be a second-hand vendor, and sneak into the girls' dormitory with thermos flask washbasin toothpaste and toothbrush on the day of school, hovering around the dormitory. After seeing the girl you like, you can show your unique male charm in product quality and bargaining. If a girl buys your thermos, you can help her make a pot of boiling water on the pretext of verifying the quality of the thermos. Although a little tired, it can make the girls feel sorry. It also narrows the psychological distance between you and girls to a certain extent. Moreover, whenever freshmen start school, their parents will always accompany them, leaving them with an indelible good impression and providing certain possibilities for further work in the future. 5. Freshmen are definitely unfamiliar with each other after their formal classes. You can carry forward the spirit of real fish, blend into the classroom of freshmen and sit next to beautiful women in order to find opportunities to strike up a conversation. Compared with the previous methods, this method has a lower probability of success, but if you have enough courage and eloquence, it is not difficult to win. 6. Although more than 90% of the students in this school are from Henan, in order to pursue the imaginary university life, we need to establish so-called hometown associations, including Zhengzhou, Anyang and Sanmenxia. Hometown Association is a spontaneous organization and the product of collective boredom. Even in the same area, there will be n versions of townsmen's associations, all of which are just city-level townsmen's associations and county-level townsmen's associations, just like pyramid schemes. What I want to say is that as an old fellow villager, you can bring the girl you like in the name of fellow villager+old fellow villager, and then have sex in the name of fellow villager+old fellow villager. As the saying goes, when a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes turn green. 7. bohemian boys generally like bohemian girls, and vice versa. So if you are wild enough, you can choose to tattoo yourself. In order to let others see your tattoo, you must always go shirtless, raise your voice to a proper decibel, and shake your arms like a tumbler when you walk. But it also needs luck and opportunity. It is the most primitive way to pursue, not beautiful enough, and basically does not work for non-mainstream girls after 90. It is said that the students in this advanced barbecue are generally born after 90, but I think in this big environment, there will always be fish that slip through the net, and the age limit for barbecue has been lifted. 8. Don't even think about the simplest way to save the country: If you have a female classmate you are familiar with in your freshman year, you can use this female classmate as a springboard curve. If you don't have a familiar female classmate in your freshman year, find friends who are familiar with your freshman year and female classmates (there will always be these friends), and use these friends as a springboard to save the country with a more curved curve. Conclusion: Pursuing girls is so difficult, full of difficulties and obstacles, and even more or less I have to sell my pure soul, so I am still a strong bachelor, sometimes confused and sometimes standing firmly among beautiful women, watching them slip away from me one by one, but I am unwilling but helpless. Whose fault is this? Is it wrong? These are some questions.