Classic conversations with friends and family:

Where do you go to school?

Jinan University.

Jinan University? How to get there? Don't you study very well?

Not Jinan, Jinan.

Jinan University?

..... is Jinan, the following word!

Oh, what kind of university is this? Is this a book?

..... (Let me die)

Please fill in Shandong dialect automatically for the above dialogue.

update

I heard that the educational administration system crashed again without accident when I grabbed classes a few days ago. Then the impatient students of Jinan University crashed the educational administration system of Jinan University (Jinan University: none of my business, mdzz).

Let's briefly describe it according to time:

After entering the school, there is now a freshman training camp. It takes a week, which is super good. The hardships without military training played a role in military training. After a week, class cohesion and the like can lay a good foundation, meet many people, and create many opportunities for boys and girls. Compared with when there was no freshman training camp, we went straight to class as soon as we came in. The head teacher meets once a year, and the counselors don't contact much. At the end of the second year of high school last year, many girls in the class didn't know their names. Many students later expressed their envy of the freshman training camp, and then vomited that the current class atmosphere was not strong.

I am a freshman and a sophomore in Zhuhai. I didn't like it when I was in Zhuhai campus. I want to come to Guangzhou wholeheartedly. I feel that Zhuhai campus has no historical flavor, no commercial flavor, and no one outside. It's not lively at all. It feels like high school. Then the more you watch it, the more you like it. The sky in Zhuhai is super blue, with beautiful sunset clouds occasionally. The campus is small and convenient. After a few minutes, the canteen, the teaching building and the dormitory are all fine. Then there is Amin Lake, where there are piles of couples, which is very suitable for love. In the evening, many students take a walk in the playground, and like the swimming pool in the Pearl River Delta, mainly near. I haven't been to the swimming pool since I came to Guangzhou. There are also many student activities in the Pearl River Delta, which are doing well. Personally, I think it is superior to Guangzhou, probably because there are more freshmen and sophomores in the Pearl River Delta, which is very energetic.

I came to Guangzhou campus last year. The campus is bigger than Zhuhai. There are many people inside and outside the school. There are three lakes on campus, but none of them feels like Sun Moon Lake in Zhuhai. There are many aunts who live near Jida in the canteen to buy steamed bread or something.