1. Every evening, several good cars are parked at the university gate. There is a bottle of red bull, pulse or iced tea on the front cover of the car. No matter how many cars there are, my sister should not drink this water.

2. The study life of college students is: soaking feet with warm water for the first 16 weeks and washing feet for the last two weeks.

3. The single-leaving rate of freshmen is the highest, because the remaining seniors in the same class all point to the time that ignorant freshmen need to adapt to college life and complete the single-leaving index crazily.

The hardest thing in middle school: call your parents tomorrow. The hardest thing in college: the college will have a health check tomorrow.

5. When the freshman introduces himself, prepare a talent show, whether it is singing, dancing, playing the violin or telling jokes in cross talk, it can be quickly remembered by teachers and classmates. Next, if you want to run for the class cadre, join the party and be a teacher's assistant, it will not be easy.

6. The teacher's impression score is too important. The more headaches you have, the more you have to sign in and ask questions in the front row. In my junior year, there was a high failure rate and a difficult course, so many people couldn't learn it. But there is a female student in our major. She grabs the front row in every class and doesn't play with her mobile phone. She answered in a super loud voice and asked questions after class. Although she knows nothing, she just wants to make a good impression on the teacher. At the end of the semester, 6 1 minute passed in the low altitude ... because in college, everyone's learning enthusiasm is very poor, and teachers have no sense of accomplishment in class. At this time, you are positive and enthusiastic, and the teacher will remember you at once.