Cast: students A, B and C, and the host (* * * four people)

Moderator: Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the selection site of Ningcheng Super University. I am the host XX. What about our competitors? Mainly to examine the comprehensive quality of college students. Select the best players and award them the title of super college students. After layers of selection, we selected three candidates. Let's welcome them to their debut.

A and B appear (accompanied by Tang Bohu's music. )

Students A and B: Hello, everyone. We are a Superboy group (shooting back-to-back and leaning on one side).

Moderator: Wow, you are the legendary SB group. Everyone loves flowers, and the car has a flat tire. Welcome to visit.

Thank you, host.

Moderator; hello

A: The host is so handsome.

Moderator: Thank you!

The hosts are all here, so let's get started. Everyone is busy!

They are all celebrities.

Moderator: Sorry, there is still one player who is not present.

Who took so long?

Music (with Tang Bohu's music. )

C: hello, everyone. Wow, this host is awesome.

Moderator: Thank you.

Do you think I am handsome?

Moderator: Uh ...

C: No, no, don't answer. Your eyes tell me everything. (Walk-on hands me a rose) Here you are.

Moderator: Thank you.

A: Oh, you said you were shivering, and you stood up and called people, making them dead.

Why do you think he is so trembling?

I have never seen such cold weather. Let's start when the host comes.

C: Where did all this come from? It's the same as the underworld

Moderator: Ok, now that all three contestants are here, I declare the Ningcheng Super College Student Selection Competition to begin now.

A, B and C: Yes (V's gesture)

Supporter: The following is the first part of the competition. Please let the contestants show themselves, please!

Jiazhan station

Hello, everyone, I'm contestant number one, XX (you can think of a nickname or your own name). Many people know that I am from XX (say where my hometown is), and there are also many freshmen present. I want to say hello to you with XX: Nice to meet you! (b: is it XX? I'm all set (fumbling in my pocket and finally taking out a manuscript)

A: Ah! XX (the name of your school), XX is very powerful, the basketball game is well organized, handsome guys and beautiful women run around, and the meals in the canteen are diverse, so you can eat enough every day. The teaching concept is advanced, teachers are hard to find in the world, and foreign countries are quite confused. When blacks became leaders, swine flu was driven away, and Gaddafi came out to harass again. Looking at the world situation, this pimple is the best, thank you (bow and arrow posture)

A: My uncle, who died for many years yesterday, called me and said, Who won't vote for me today? Tell him tonight, thank you!

Moderator: Please welcome contestant number two.

B: hello, everyone. My name is XX. You can call me XX. At the age of three, I know thousands of words; at the age of five, I recite Tang poems; at the age of seven, I master four books and five classics; at the age of eight, I master poetry and songs. I can write a feast for the world, and I can get on the horse and practice martial arts. Beauty and wisdom coexist, the embodiment of hero and chivalry.

Oh, will you stop blowing? Do you think you are Lv Xiucai?

Bajie, stop arguing. Today, I bring you a poem written by myself, and it is also a piece of advice for all freshmen present: when you enter the university, you must remember that interpersonal relationships should be strong. If you don't cheat in the exam, you will definitely be a junior next year. Thank you!

Oh, my God!

Moderator: Please welcome contestant number three.

C: hello, everyone. My stage name is XXX and my name is XXX. Everyone says I'm handsome.

A: Come on, you look like an old demon from Montenegro, and you are handsome.

I am so excited today. They all have poetry readings, and I am no exception. I'll sing you a high note! Express my attachment to our school. (Bowing his head thoughtfully, suddenly raising his head to sing) Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat ~ ~ Don't look at me as a sheep. (Standing up to face the host): What are you singing? Can we continue? Moderator: OK, OK. C: Thank you! I don't scare my uncle like some people. Who did I scare?

Moderator: OK, thank you! After the first wonderful self-introduction, I think everyone has got a preliminary understanding of them.

Let's look at the support rate on the forum. At present, our classmate (C) ranks first in the forum.

C: Thank you. Thank you.

Moderator: ok, I hope to continue to work hard.

Is it just him?

Is it just him? Moderator, let alone a super college student, he doesn't even talk about personal hygiene!

Moderator: Huh?

He hasn't washed his feet for a week.

A: I don't take a shower all year round.

Cockroaches run around under the bed.

C: (stands up angrily) What are you talking about? What are you talking about? @#%$^^! Just say a few English words with funny pronunciation, such as: Alpha Flat Horse! Speak slowly. Oh, that's interesting. )

A: (looking blankly at B) What did you say?

Who knows!

C: You don't know this. I mean, love doesn't care about eternity, only about having it!

Moderator: Ok, let's enter the last link of the competition-the life and death express.

(b fell off the stool in fright)

B: Why? . . Why are you still a life-and-death courier?

C: I am desperate.

Moderator: The so-called life-and-death express is to rush to answer questions.

B: Answer first, then answer, life and death express. It was really scary.

A: Gee, I'm always good at grasping answers.

Compere: Are you good at it?

A: Then Lucky 52 in Li Yong came to me.

Ah, please sit down, please sit down.

C: With your IQ, 52 years old is very lucky. Would you?

C: Moderator, don't talk nonsense with him. Let's get on with it.

Master: OK, please listen to the first question. This is a historical question.

Remove the leaves of cabbage and hit a historical figure.

C: Liu Bang!

C: Chinese cabbage leaves are removed, leaving Chinese cabbage bangzi, Liu Bang.

B: Agreed!

A: (standing up excitedly) What Liu tied up means the same thing. You two grew up drinking Sanlu milk powder. That thing is obvious, cabbage leaves, Liu Laogen and Liu Zhugen.

They are talking about historical figures!

A: Liu Laogen is a very historic figure. He loves it!

C: Who taught all this?

Moderator: The correct answer to this question is Liu Bang.

The second question, this question is an action question. I'll do the action, and the player can guess what kind of campus sport it is (in action ...).

Table tennis.

A: Bang, bang, bang. I wonder why your IQ is so low, one by one. Moderator, this is not obvious, it is a seat!

Moderator: How can it be a seat?

A: Oh, you don't know the host. That guy, I got up at six in the morning with a bunch of books tied. When I walked into the classroom, I was sitting.

Two seats, three seats, second row, third row, fourth row, no seats, what is that!

A: Moderator.

Moderator: Mm-hmm.

Can I have a small request?

Moderator; Well, you say

A: Can you stop making me talk to these idiots? The price is too low.

Who are you calling a fool?

Moderator: Unfortunately, the correct answer to this question is table tennis.

Did you hear that, fool?

c:； Did you hear that?

A: There is something wrong with the question. That's not true. Campus physical education

Moderator: OK, so far our game is over. Our staff are counting the results of the game.

Let's take a break, advertising time.

A: Does anyone else call you naive?

B: Did someone say you didn't grow up?

C: the first step of genius,

A, B and C: Que's diapers!

Moderator: Well, audience friends, welcome back. This is the most exciting moment. I announce that the final winner of this year's super college students in XX College is ~ ~ "(b). Now, please welcome the winners to give their acceptance speech.

I dreamed yesterday that I won the prize. I didn't expect it to come true. First of all, I want to thank my parents, XX College and my classmates for giving me this opportunity. I am ready, too. Ah, XX, XX is amazing.

Oh, that's my manuscript.

A little nervous. Sorry ~, that's right. Ah, today is a good day, autumn is coming, the autumn wind is pleasant, flowers are laughing, birds are calling, XX, my alma mater, handsome men and handsome women, dreaming of flying here. We grew up here, and life set sail here, sharpening a sword in three years. Ningcheng elites are brave in pioneering and practicing independence. Look at me, XX, swaggering, building quality, standing at the forefront of China. Thank you!

Moderator: The future of the motherland is for us to build, and the miracle of life needs us to create. In fact, we are all super college students. Well, this year's Ningcheng Super College Student Selection Competition has come to a successful conclusion. Thank you for your participation. Please leave!

If in doubt, you can search for "Sketch of House Team"-"Super College Students" on Tudou.

I played this sketch in my freshman year and it was very popular in school. When I was a sophomore, my teacher invited us to play again.

The lines have been revised for you. The four of us played two men and two women, depending on our own distribution. However, students who play A must be funny, those who play B should stay a little longer, those who play C can find someone with an accent, and those who play the host should find someone with a better image.

This is a little advice I gave you after the performance, hoping to help you!