Fortunately, I brought clothes into the bathroom that time, but only underwear and a pair of big underpants, so I crustily skin of head and came out naked in a pair of big underpants. When I walked out of the bathroom, I saw the head teacher talking to other people in the dormitory. I said hello to the class teacher and hurried back to bed to put on my coat. After I got dressed, I joined the conversation with the class teacher.
Naked. There are girls coming. The climate in southern cities is hot. Basically, the temperature is 30 degrees Celsius during the day and more than 20 degrees at night. In such sultry weather, when we were in the dormitory, we were basically naked, only wearing a pair of underwear.
I remember that in our junior year, a boy in our class had a good relationship with another girl (not boyfriend and girlfriend), probably because they were both ethnic minorities and the same nation. I remember one night, this girl in the class actually came to our dormitory; Of course, before he entered the dormitory, he knocked on the door and asked if he could come in (a little careless); Hearing her say this outside the door, we both expected and didn't want her to come in, so we could only shout to get dressed at once.
Other clothes in the dormitory symbolically wear big shorts outside and short sleeves behind. Because this is not the first time he has come to our dormitory 1 time, I really don't want to wear clothes, so I quickly closed the curtains beside the bed. In this way, a careless girl came to the dormitory, and I only wore a pair of underwear on the bed with only a curtain in the middle.
Girls come to wash vegetables. Probably when we were freshmen, our class organized a barbecue. Before the barbecue, the class cadres agreed to divide the class into groups and classes. Grouping is to divide the students in the class into different groups, and then everyone will take the bus together, and the people in this group will be together when they barbecue; The so-called division of labor includes stepping on the spot, buying vegetables, washing vegetables, organizing public transportation, accounting, general coordination and so on. At that time, there were girls in the class responsible for washing vegetables. They agreed to wash vegetables in our dormitory, but these girls stipulated that boys should not wash vegetables barefoot in our dormitory. In this way, several girls came to our dormitory to wash vegetables, and we had to get dressed. The climate in the south is very hot. Of course, we will also help them when they wash vegetables.
There is nothing to say, but there are many pranks!
I'm still laughing when I think about it.
My university was in the 1990s. Eight of our buddies live in one dormitory and four have bunk beds. We are all in the same class, and we usually have a good relationship. It is common to make fun of our brothers.
One night, a brother in the lower berth got up to pee. He was afraid of waking everyone, so he went out quietly without turning on the light. In fact, we are all awake, so someone suggested playing a trick on this guy. A brother who went to bed went to sleep for a while in the bed of the guy who got up to pee. This guy came back to pee and got under the covers. Oh, my God, there's a big living person in there. This guy jumped up and shouted, and everyone who ran out of the bedroom got up, opened it and waited, laughing half to death!
Another time, I still got up at night to pee, and it was the same guy. This time, the lights are on and everyone is still chatting. I put a dumbbell under his bed, and this guy came back and got into bed, scared to death.
When I was in college, boys and girls lived in a dormitory building with five floors, girls lived on the fifth floor and boys lived on the fourth floor. There is an iron gate on the stairs between the fourth and fifth floors. Only girls have keys. One summer, the school water pressure was not enough, and there was often no water on the fifth floor of girls. The school transferred a public toilet on the fourth floor to girls, and thick curtains were hung at the door. One day I was doing a high math problem in the dormitory, and suddenly I was in a hurry and ran to the bathroom! If you usually run to the door and see the curtain, you will think that it is only for girls, but you just want to do math problems that day and dig up your little brother while running, and completely forget it! When I bumped into you, I saw that the flowers were dried after taking a shower! The two red dots in a center are really visible, because they are too close! I'm afraid she will run out screaming! That's the girl I saw for the first time in my life. That's the girl I closed my eyes for a long time! After I saw her hiding, I didn't expect her to be generous. I just smiled casually when I saw her!
In college, everyone may have done all kinds of wonderful things, and sometimes, roommates have done some jaw-dropping things. Of course, these are all familiar to everyone, so there is no scruple. It's funny to think about it afterwards, but I still miss those bastards. These are the profound friendship between us.
I remember the most embarrassing thing I did to my roommate. I remember it was summer, and our university was relatively simple. There is no hot water in our dormitory on the first floor, so we have to go to the third floor to get hot water. The cold water used for bathing in summer is too cold, so we all take a bath on the third floor. I remember once we played games until eleven o'clock. Then I decided to take a bath. I left earlier than him. In front of him, then I hid in the dark corner of the corridor. When he came over, he was suddenly startled, then fell to the ground in fear and ran to the dormitory screaming. Then I turned around and saw that I was laughing wildly. I immediately reacted. Then we ran around the dormitory in our underwear.
Running and screaming, and then the whole dormitory building quarreled. Those who didn't sleep woke up and came out to see us. The next day, the whole school went crazy. Last night, two people in xx dormitory went crazy.
Later, the story spread like wildfire. We are embarrassed to go out every day and ask our roommates to bring food back to the dormitory every day so as not to be recognized when we go out. They were crazy that night. I don't know how embarrassed it would be if someone recognized me. Finally, the tour guide learned about it and felt that we had humiliated him. The next day, he found the two of us, asked about the situation, and then severely criticized us, saying, since you are willing to run, let's go to the playground for ten kilometers at five o'clock on Sunday morning. ? The two of us left the tour guide's office angrily.
On Sunday, we got up early, ran to the playground for five laps and finally got tired. Then we will run alone, take two mobile phones with us, and the other one will rest, which will save a little effort. When one person can't run, another person runs. Even so, we are both exhausted. Sunday morning was refreshing, but it was summer and it was very hot. After running, we couldn't stand up and were soaked to the skin. After sleeping on the playground for a while, we went back to the dormitory. Because my legs were sore, I had a good rest in the dormitory for more than a week, almost.
After so long, there are not many people who remember us, but the happiness and misfortune at that time will make me want to laugh.