I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu. ...
4. Take other people's road and let others have no way out.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!
6. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!
7. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.
8. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.
9. Time is the same as cleavage. There is still room for squeezing.
10. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
1 1. Never be careless with animals that bleed for a week. ...
12. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.
13. Remember, women must eat well, play well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.
14. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.
15. One day, I dreamed that I spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty. ...
16. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!
17. The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it's gone.
18. Don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize that you're really ugly.
19. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
20. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.
2 1. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.
22. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.
23. Life is in bed, you die in bed, you want to live and die, and you are also in bed.
24. Wizard, please tell the princess that I'm still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women ... tell her to go back to sleep!
My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner.
26. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
27. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction. (Dai Jianwei)
28. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life. (Samui)
29. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.
30. If eating more fish can make people smart, I must have eaten at least one pair of whales. ...
3 1. The success of life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.
Appeared at the age of 32.0, and 10 is improving every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!
When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.
34. Stand higher and pee farther.
35. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
36. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
38. You can't have a cake and a bra at the same time.
39. An expert looks at the door, while a layman looks at the sidewalk.
40. There are no roadside wildflowers, step on them!
4 1. I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.
42. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.
43. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly girls are more troublesome, and black buns are more vegetables.
44. I met our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).
45. I met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not be.
46. I met a lover's signature: I don't have to count what I say, I like it every day.
47. When I met the sleeping king in my class, I signed his personality: three full in the morning, three full in the middle and six full after dinner.
48. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.
49. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it?
50. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences. The Nobel Prize has been disconnected for a long time, and the Oscar Prize has been invisible for life. ...
5 1. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!
Don't worry, I don't even have an appetite when I see you, let alone talk about sexual desire!
53. Although sleeping naked, plug and play. ...
54. Split up-do you want a piece of the action?
55. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night.
56. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.
57. If the morning comes later, I think I will like it.
I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!
59. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.
60. Buddha said, "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you can only get through once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.
6 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
62. I am an actor. My eyes roll at the sight of beautiful mm. ...
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...
I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...
65. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.
66. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
67. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? (recommended by Aini)
68. Go as far as you want!
69. Rogues are not terrible, but afraid of being educated.
70. Please respect yourself, guest officer. Little girls only sell themselves, not perform.
7 1. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!
72. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!
73. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!
74. Take the road of NB and let SB say it!
75. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!
76. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"
77. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!
78. I want a small MM with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.
79. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out.
80. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.
8 1. Healthy and simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
82. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.