Template: The president of A University said, "You are from A school. When you see the old man fall, you have to help him." . If he slanders you, the university law school will provide you with legal aid. If he loses, the university will compensate you! "Here, A University can be replaced by any university.
Gu, president of Tsinghua University, said, "You are Tsinghua people. You should help the old man when he falls. If he wronged you, NPC Law School will provide you with legal aid. If he loses, Peking University will compensate you! But Tsinghua students who have the courage to do so are not only the pride of our Tsinghua, but also make milk tea look at you differently! "
Vice President Tsinghua: "You are Tsinghua people. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he slanders you, Tsinghua Law School will provide you with legal aid. If he loses the lawsuit, Peking University will compensate you! "
Hu Haiyan, president of Beijing University of Science and Technology, said, "You are from Beijing University of Science and Technology. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he is wrong about you, Beijing Institute of Blasting will make explosives for you, tanks for vehicle engineering, J-20 for you by aircraft design department and missiles for you! If you can't die, Peking University Computer Department will provide you with high-end hackers to invade his computer and format his hard disk. "
Ji Baocheng, chairman of the National People's Congress, said, "You are an adult. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he slanders you, NPC Law School will provide you with legal aid. If he loses the lawsuit, NPC will compensate you! "
CUHK President Xu Ningsheng said, "You are a middle-aged man. If you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he wronged you, CUHK Law School will provide you with legal aid. If you lose the lawsuit, Lingyuan will compensate you. "
Zhao Dewu, president of Southwestern University of Finance and Economics, said, "You are a rich man. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he blackmails you, you don't have to go to court. The school will help you pay all the compensation because we have money! "
Young, president of Nottingham University, said, "You are a big shot. You should help the old man when he falls. If he misinforms you, the Chinese Academy of Sciences will send someone to provide legal aid; If you lose the lawsuit, Britain will help you compensate. "
Professor Jia Yu, president of northwest university of politics and law, said, "If you see an old man fall in the street, you should help him. If he wrongs you, legal aid will give you legal aid. If you lose, you will ... pay by yourself, because we are northwest university of politics and law and have no money. "
Wang Jiaqiong, president of Shoujing University of Economics and Business, said, "You are a student of Shoujing University of Economics and Business. If an old man falls, you should help him. If he is wrong, a polytechnic will block his sewer, the Institute of Information will hack his computer, the Institute of Cultural Communication will send him pornographic photos, and the Accounting Institute will record his black accounts. If he is not afraid, the Marxist Institute will reason with him. "
President Duan Baoyan of Xidian said, "You are XDUer. If you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he has wronged you, Professor Zhang Xian of the Institute of Technology will provide you with legal aid. If you lose the lawsuit, the school will protect you. "
The vice president of Chinese medicine said, "You are a Chinese medicine practitioner. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. " . If he slanders you, Chinese medicine will provide you with a medical appraisal. If he is hospitalized, the affiliated hospital of traditional Chinese medicine can also black him a sum of money. "
President Huadian said: "Huadian classmate, if you see an old man, be brave to help him!" " If he dares to correct you, Huadian will stop him! If the lawsuit is lost, Huadian will cut off power to judges, clerks, juries, inspection organs and people who refuse to uphold justice! "
Dean of Beijing Film Academy: "You are from Nortel. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. " . If they slander you, our graduation work this year will be your story, and then we will make it famous through radio and television and gag them with public opinion. "
President Zheng Xi said, "You are a politician. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he slanders you, don't be afraid, the police are our people, the judicial system is our people, the media is our people, and even the prison has our people! "
Shenyang Normal University: If you are from Shenyang Normal University and see a single man, you can contact a sister paper to help him. If he secretly loves you, Shen Normal University can't give you any luxurious wedding, but he can give you a single certificate.
Beiyou: You are from Beiyou. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he is sorry to you, you should argue with him. If you lose the lawsuit, the headmaster promises that no one can discuss it!
China University of Political Science and Law: You are all weak! I'll ask my students to amend the constitution now! We don't need legal aid! It's up to us whether it's worth the compensation or not!
HKUST: You are from HKUST, and you need to help the old lady when she falls. If she falsely accuses you, HKUST will first block the news for you with Maxwell electromagnetic shielding, and then stun the judge with Jimidovich. In case you lose the case, HKUST will reduce the compensation to the micro level, and then simultaneously radiate everyone to help you pay. Really can't. Let President Fang take you to America.
The dragon king said, "I dare you to help the old man when he falls." If he slanders you, I will provide you with legal aid in Danjiangkou campus. If you lose the lawsuit, I will compensate you with four campuses! "
Shaanxi: If you are from Shaanxi, give an old man a hand when he falls. If he is sorry to you, let him be A Qin's servant and bury him. Of course, don't let Luoyang people see it. I heard that they invented the shovel.
Brother Chun: "If you believe in Brother Chun, you can help the old man when he falls. If he misinforms you, call Brother Chun Long live. If he loses, he will go to Zeng Ge! "
Big Ben said, "You are a big Ben fan. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. " . If he wronged you, Big Ben will give you spiritual help and support you with all the clock families. Clocks, pocket watches, watches, clocks, wall clocks and alarm clocks will support you unconditionally. If he loses, Big Ben will strike with the hour hand and the second hand! Not only strike, but also ring the death bell for those who wronged you, and send the bell (finally) for them! "
The American passport says, "You are American. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he slanders you, the US Department of Justice will provide you with legal aid. If he loses the lawsuit, the Fed will compensate you! "
Cao Guowei: "You are an employee of Netease. When you see a penguin fall, you should help it. " . If it slanders you, Sohu will provide you with legal aid. If it loses, Renren will make it up to you. "