The new year is coming, and the year-end excellent inn selection will be ushered in. Everyone is busy again.
First act
Yan Xiaoliu: Where did everyone go? (rushing in)
Tong Xiangyu: (walks up to him and smiles) Xiao Liu, why are you free to come to us today? Run in a hurry. What's going on
Yan Xiaoliu: I ~ I ~ I. ..
Bai Zhantang: Come on, Xiao Liu, have a sip of water first and speak slowly.
Li Dazui: Sixth, go with the wind first. What the hell happened?
At this point, Xiao Liu is also in a good mood. Yan Xiaoliu: Ahem, everyone, there will be an excellent inn competition next month. Please get ready. I must inform other families.
Tong Xiangyu: Do the winners get paid?
Bai Zhantang: Why do you think of money?
Wu Shuang: Brother, you know the shopkeeper is a greedy man.
Yan Xiaoliu: At that time, President Yang will present the award. If there is a prize, what is the specific comment on this paper (he left in a hurry after putting down the paper).
Mo Xiaobei: (I just came back from outside and met Xiao Liu) Sister-in-law, I'm back. You are all here. What is the prize? Did I? Do you have candied haws?
Tong Xiangyu: You are a sketch. How do you know about candied haws? Why are you back so early today! Did you make a mistake again?
Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, how do you know? I didn't! Mr. Wang had something to do today, so he let him go early. You just said to send you. What award?
Wu Shuang: Just now Xiao Liu said that there will be an excellent inn competition next month. Let's get ready. What does the shopkeeper's paper say?
Mo Xiaobei: The selection of excellent hotels is as follows: 1. There were no major cases of violation of discipline and law in that year. There was no customer complaint that year. The inn should be kept clean and tidy at all times. 4. Profit should be the best.
Tong Xiangyu: Isn't this the condition of our Tongfu Inn? It seems that this award is mine.
Bai Zhantang: Oh, no kidding. Look at the inn now. There are so few guests.
Mo Xiaobei: Can't anyone complain?
Wu Shuang: Then there is no profit, Beckham (everyone is talking about it).
Suddenly Tong Xiangyu: OK. Stop, I'll tell you. I'm assigning you a task now. You just have to mind your own business.
Beckham: Yes, mind your own business and don't do that again.
Bai Zhantang: When did I do it? Do you believe me? (Get started when you say it: sunflower acupuncturing hand) (Xiaobai hides behind his sister-in-law)
Li Dazui: You are making trouble. I am in the palm of my hand.
Tong Xiangyu: What are you doing? I will deduct your salary again. (The three grunted, without looking at each other, continuing to stop the shopkeeper) Big mouth, you should study more dishes to attract customers.
Li Dazui: OK, I'm leaving.
Tong Xiangyu: You see Guo and the scholar have gone on their honeymoon. You are responsible for cleaning the facade. Exhibition hall, please take care of the customers.
Beckham: Sister-in-law, what about me?
Tong Xiangyu: You, just study hard. Go back to your room to study (Beckham shakes his sister-in-law's hand and says, Sister-in-law doesn't want it) No, let's go. Let's all break up, and go about your business. We will win the game.
Wu Shuang: OK. (Just go on like this)
Yu Xiang: Alas (the scholar is not here, so I have to do my own accounts.
Act ii
There is no bilateral sweeping, he said, why hasn't Xiaoguo come back yet? When shall I sweep the floor?
This is the exhibition hall: What happened to my sister? This is ... it's so demoralizing. Talk to your brother.
Wu Shuang: No, I don't think I slept well last night.
The customer swaggered in.
As soon as I saw the exhibition hall, I rushed forward to meet you: there are guests here! Sir, are you pinching or eating?
One like you is still sweeping the floor. It's all dust.
The customer walked by unparalleled, waved his hand in front of his nose and coughed: Why did you sweep the floor? The house full of dust still made him refuse to eat.
Xiang Yu heard a voice coming out: What's the matter? (Looking around) Don't sweep yet. Go and have some tea. My guest is very sorry. The exhibition hall was warmly welcomed. (Say that finish go, continue to settle accounts. )
Exhibition Hall: What would you like to eat, guest officer? (Wipe the table and smoke the chair) We have cold tofu, Mapo tofu, stinky tofu pot, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded hot and sour potatoes and fish with Chinese sauerkraut.
The customer sat down and didn't find the gum on the chair: ok, let's divide the fish with Chinese sauerkraut first.
The exhibition hall ran down and asked Dazui to cook. At this time, he came with water uniquely. After giving it to the guest officer, he didn't sweep the floor and went to clean another table.
At this time, Mouth came out of the kitchen and whispered to the shopkeeper, Boss, there are no fish today. What should I do?
Yu Xiang: Why, it's gone. Buy it quickly.
Mouth: I have to make soup now, so I don't have time.
Yu Xiang: (Shouting) Exhibition Hall
Exhibition Hall: What happened to the shopkeeper?
Yu Xiang: Go to the market and buy a fish. Don't let the guests know that we have no fish now. Let's go (The exhibition hall buys fish with lightness skill. )
After a while, customer: Somebody, why hasn't the food been served yet? Will you let me eat? I'm starving. If you don't do this, I'll complain to the security guard.
Yu Xiang: Wait a minute, guest. This dish is ready, but it's not delicious until it's ready. (And quietly beckoned everyone to come over) (Everyone hurried over) Now that the big soup is ready, all that is missing is the fish in the exhibition hall. In other words, it is not far from here. Why hasn't the exhibition hall come yet? Now the guest officer is impatient to wait. If you want to complain, our excellent inn will be gone. What did you say?/Sorry?
Beckham: That's easy. I want to sing him a song.
Yu Xiang: It's too short.
Wu Shuang: Then let's go and dance for him.
Yu Xiang: This is good.
Yu Xiang walked up to the customer: Guest Officer, we have a special feature here today, which is to give the 222nd customer of our store a surprise, that is, to give you a performance. At first, no one liked Beckham Yu Xiang, the three cygnets and the ostrich with a big mouth.
At this time, the exhibition hall also bought fish. Yu Xiang: Why are you so slow?
Zhantang: I don't want to. I bought almost all the fish today. No, I bought it ten miles away.
After a while, the script of the annual meeting was put forward by the big mouth. The customer finished eating: this dish is good, and the service quality of this store is also good. There are programs. I'm going to stand up, but I just can't. When I stood up, I saw that there was chewing gum on the chair, which was not cleaned, and the customer stuck to the chair. I said angrily, why is your shop so dirty? There is gum on the chair. I want to complain to the security guard about you. He said, and went out.
Seeing something was wrong, Yu Xiang stepped forward and pulled the customer's sleeve: Sir, it's not easy for me to be old and young. Never mind this, don't complain, or I'll give you a 10% discount on this meal.
Customer: Only 10% discount. Well, excellent inns can't be judged. It seems that I have made money. )
Yu Xiang: No, that's 20% off and 30% off (customers don't look at him). If it doesn't work, it's 50% off. If not, go and complain. (Let go of the customer's hand) When the customer sees Yu Xiang let go, he quickly says, that's settled, 50% off.
After the customer left, Yu Xiang: Alas, I lost a lot again, which is unparalleled. How did you clean it up?
Wushuang: I didn't see it either. How can you blame me? Besides, I'm not from your shop, really. (Say that finish, I will leave)
As the days passed, it was time for the evaluation of excellent inns. Tongfu Inn won the excellent inn.
That award was written by President Yang himself: Keep working hard and make persistent efforts.
Xiang Yu suddenly felt black at the moment and fell down.