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What are some funny soy sauce poems that reflect the current situation of universities?
As a college student, I heard many funny limericks describing the current situation of college students.

Many of them are adapted from Liu Yuxi's Humble Room Inscription, and the most famous one is that one. If the score is not high, it is good to pass. Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual. Alice is a teacher, and I only have leisure. Novels fall fast, and mobile phones read them frequently. Think about playing chess and watching videos. You can doze off and write love letters, without the confusion of books and the fatigue of review. That's the dance floor, comparable to a game hall. Cloud in my heart, mix a diploma. This poem is humorous and full of descriptions of college students' classes. University teachers always let students rely on their own consciousness in student management, but students dare not skip classes because this is the lowest bottom line. I finally survived the cold window of three years in high school. On the university campus, the relaxed environment paralyzes most people. Take your cell phone with you when you sleep in class, no matter what the teacher says on it. Learning is nothing more than getting a college diploma. Ironically, most of our college students don't study hard and make no progress.

Another one was made up by my classmate. Youth is not always there. Let's fall in love quickly. If you talk about it, you will go to bed. Nowadays, many college students don't love themselves, so it's almost easy to fall in love. Besides, when I reached the age of going to college, I understood this. They are also more open-minded and go to bed within a few days of falling in love. Therefore, many people also ridiculed that college life is good. There are many hotels next to our school, which are basically full every weekend night. Many people don't pay attention to that safety and don't use condoms. The news that college students are fathers is nothing new, and some people have taken the contraceptive Yuting. Although this limerick was compiled by my classmate, it inadvertently revealed this self-esteem confusion.