1, Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look clearly! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! "

2. The first time a person sells popsicles in the market, he is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting "selling popsicles", so he had to shout "me too."

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean you can do other things?"

4. Foreigners who have learned some Mandarin. Say hello to the secretary in the morning. "How are you?" The young lady stared at him. He paused and immediately said to her, "Hello, Mom!" " "

Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I'll call the police!

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1, when the teacher was correcting the composition "My Teacher", he found such a passage: "Teacher, you are like a hardworking gardener who sent students away from one temple to another, and now you are sending us this temple."

It turned out that the student misspelled the word "session" into "temple".

Teacher's comment: when your "temple" is sent away, I will be the abbot and not the gardener.

2. After the speech contest, the class teacher made a summary: "When we speak, the language should be concise and artistic. Mr. Lin Yutang once said,' A wonderful speech should be like a mini skirt worn by a girl, the shorter the better'. "

A student raised his hand and asked, "What if you don't say a word?"

The head teacher snapped, "No hooligans!"

The Chinese teacher asked the students to make sentences with "que" and "but", and explained that "que" is a small turning point, like a small turning point, and "but" is a big turning point, like a big turning point.

Some students immediately said, "I only have a few buts when I go to school, but I have to turn a few buts when I go to grandma's house."

4. In arithmetic class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "What does it mean if you reach into your right trouser pocket to find 25 yuan money, and then reach into your left trouser pocket to find 35 yuan money?"

Xiao Ming replied: "This shows that my hand must have reached into someone else's trouser pocket!" " "

5. Teacher: "Writing a composition is the same as cooking. You should prepare the ingredients before cooking, then pick and choose, take the essence and discard the dross. "

Student: "We can pick vegetables, but we can't copy them."

In art class, the teacher asked the students to draw portraits, but everyone was busy doing Chinese and math homework, and no one drew them. The art teacher flew into a rage: "Everyone must pay a head before going to school, or they are not allowed to go home!" " "