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100 A selection of funny quotations from college life.
Beauty is actually a poet. She can tame savage companions and sow the seeds of warmth, hope and eloquence in the hearts of people around her.

Looking at the moon through the window, I am far away from Qian Qian, the source of happiness, although the light shines on me.

Dear, when school begins, I guarantee that your college life is brand-new, your knowledge is genuine, your happiness is guaranteed for life, and your troubles can be paid back. Did you receive my blessing? Please give me a favorable comment, dear.

I often think of our youth. This is really a strange thing. The short body is just dragging a long tail, swinging like a wing, and refusing to leave for a long time.

5. Vibrant and happy to go to school; Cheerful, smiling, nodding when meeting; Brush brush, books clatter, roaming in the ocean; Excited and refreshed, start a new trip; Miss you, miss you, send text messages to greet you, and have a happy school.

We used to be simple children, and we hope to be simple all our lives. If we can choose, we would rather never understand what we didn't understand before.

7. Youth is purple, a mature color. Like wisteria, never give up. Youth, we no longer hide in the arms of parents, no longer want to be coaxed by parents, and no longer let tears become our own patents. We began to be independent and strong.

I will always remember that youth is beautiful, and for me, it will always be the source of inspiration.

9. In high school, love is a luxury that few people can afford. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

On the journey of life, you lit the light of hope for me, enriched my soul and increased my wisdom. May my blessing moisten your dry throat like green tea, light up your office like a candle and give you the same fragrance as flowers!

I've been meaning to tell you, but I didn't get a chance. I finally got up the courage to bite my teeth and say it. Know what you want to say? Even I was surprised. I have known you for so long, I want to remind you.

I firmly believe that youth means not only age or physical youth. Only by persisting in the belief of youth all one's life, perseverance and hard work, is the true glory of youth.

13. Youth is a fire, burning the brilliance of our youth, youth is a lamp, illuminating our beautiful cardamom years, and youth is the road, guiding us from youth to maturity.

There are too many uncertainties in potential stocks. When they appreciate, it is usually when women depreciate.

15. The language of your lectures is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as intimate as a gurgling stream, and as exciting as a rushing river.

16. The most beautiful love is the love that died young. Long-term love is often long-lasting, because it mutates into family affection.

17. Brilliant youth, courage over cowardice, and enterprising over happiness. This spirit is produced after the weak crown, which is more common in the age of hearing. Age grows, not old, and ideals are discarded.

18. Life is like a river, and countless memories have become pebbles at the bottom of the river. Pick up one, and the surface of the casserole is engraved with the word youth. Put it into the whirlpool of time and fly into the years of life.

19. Youth is too good, no matter how you live it, you will feel wasted. Looking back, you will regret it.

20. When a ship is full of our vows of youth, it is equivalent to declaring that your youth has been handed over to the fight of the wind and waves. At this time, the most important thing is that we work together and raise that sail together.

2 1. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.

Twenty-two Your work is today, but it is building the motherland's tomorrow; Your teaching is in the classroom, but your achievements are in all directions of the motherland.

Twenty-three If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

24. When a person only thinks of himself, his desire to pursue happiness can only be satisfied in rare cases, which is not beneficial to himself or others.

25. A person's life is a life of struggle. People are constantly striving for success. Success is the result of struggle, and struggle is the only way to success.

26. What is youth? Is it bitter immature fruit, clear water, happy tears, or a painful burden? I used to question the feeling of being young. I didn't know its true taste until I went to middle school and experienced youth.

Twenty-seven The last romance, bloom, lost her youth, can't help it.

Twenty-eight Youth is limited and can't be spent hesitating and watching.

29. Without the light in the dark, I am afraid that you are afraid of the dark and get lost like a child.

30. When you make a decision that you think is absolutely right, reality still slaps you heavily. This is God teaching you to bow your head.

If a man loves a woman, he will not ask her for money unless he has to.

32. An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow beckons us. The classmates are about to break up. There is no need to ask when we will meet. Every drop of water will be active in the sea of the motherland.

When you tell a joke, I will laugh for several days, but when I saw you cry once, I was sad for many years.

34. I know I am not a good recorder, but I like reviewing the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I keep going back and forth, but time still makes me run forward vigorously.

35. There is a kind of love that is unique to youth. Remembering an illusory dream is especially beautiful because it is not true.

This is the only way to find a grown man to end a love.

The great motherland is like an evergreen tree. Despite the hardships of wind, frost, snow, sun and rain, he has always been evergreen and tall.

38. Your position will never change, but your footprints are everywhere; Your temples will turn gray one day, but your youth will last forever.

39. I am running all the way, eager to find a face similar to mine in the crowded and hurried crowd. She and I have a similar fate. I can see the reference of my own destiny in her, and I am no longer so hasty.

Forty. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings. The motherland has not been reunified, and I am not in the mood to study!

4 1. Embrace youth, create your own brilliant tomorrow with the pursuit of youth, sweep away the gloomy dust in your heart, and let life dance with your footsteps.

Forty-two Those seniors who wear slippers to class are honest. Maybe every semester they will welcome you, a well-dressed senior, to wear shoes on that day.

Cherish our lost youth, we are no longer young and don't know what to pay in the future.

44. Alas, I used to be young and competitive. Unfortunately, now that my youth is gone, I can only be so aggressive.

Forty-five Because banyan trees are rooted in deep soil, the shade of life will grow longer and more lush. Barnyardgrass enjoys the same treatment as seedlings, but it does not produce ears of grain.

46. Who will help me ask the teacher for leave? I have a phobia of starting school.

47. Youth is an open-minded period and should be used to cultivate an open-minded character.

48. Few people are willing to help others. Others are not mean to you, they are gifts for others.

Forty-nine In the rainy season of youth, the sky is always a little gray, just like your own mood, and you can't always laugh as innocently as you did when you were a child. Everything, everything is not so satisfactory.

Fifty. I'm about to start school, how can I comfort you about to start school!

5 1. The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

52. If you want to do great things, you must start at a young age.

53. Life is a clear spring, and only those who challenge themselves can taste its sweetness. Life is a history book, and only those who challenge themselves can appreciate its greatness; Life is like a beautiful song, and only those who challenge themselves can compose a beautiful melody.

54. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.

55. The steps of youth are quiet. When you were still immersed in that happy time, she had already disappeared without a trace. Her arrival was happy, but after she left, all she left you was that wonderful time and deep nostalgia.

56. In this emotional May, the pace of youth is brisk and cheerful. Those birds flying with wings can breathe this intoxicating air freely even if they have no purpose. Youth in the flower season, we should fly higher and farther like birds.

57. Youth is an algorithm. Determined to use addition frequently, lazy to use subtraction, struggling to use multiplication, and going astray to use division. With the passage of time, life grows according to geometric coefficient; Wrong direction, zero and start again.

58. Youth is short and gorgeous, like a meteor, with dazzling light, but it can't escape the lost fate. None of us will forget that she used to shine.

59. If a woman is chased by many men, it shows that she is particularly attractive and has excellent conditions in all aspects. Either she knows a lot about men's psychology and can know herself and know herself.

60. Draw a smiling arc on your palm with your fingers to remind yourself that you can't be conquered by tears any more.

Sixty one. It's time to start school. In Fang Zizhou's words, who agreed to start school? Do you have any proof that we spent the summer vacation?

Sixty two. Butterflies are drunk for flowers, but flowers fly with the wind. Flowers dance and shed tears, flowers cry and petals fly. Those who are grateful to the flowers will be sad.

Sixty three. In any school, mediocre college students are similar, and those who are not mediocre have their own glory.

Sixty four. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

Sixty five. I didn't come here until I knew I was black and blue. Although the taste of beer entrance is bitter, you gently let it flow through the tip of your tongue, and then savor it carefully. It is like a flower blooming on your tongue.

If we can't be together forever, at least give us the courage to miss and the right to hug, and let me understand my inner traces.

Sixty seven. Seek high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise!

Sixty eight. The root of tragedy lies in that this person is neither a good person nor a bad person, neither good nor evil.

69. Love is universal, life is poor, activities are underground, and abilities are limited. Learning is helpless, sleeping is lovely, ideals are strange, and the future is real. Doing well in the exam is unexpected, and the second interview is common. The score went red and the ranking failed. Cheating is forced.

70. We start with the heart and end with the body. We exchange each other's body temperatures and put an end to it.

Seventy-one. The light of youth always shines in the sun valley, shining.

72. Youth will go, but grasping youth in youth, cherishing her and loving her will not make you sad, at least when she leaves, can I say? At least I cherish it! ?

Seventy-three Flashy life, forget a season. If you have time to think back, it will disturb the lingering. The smiling face is gone, and Qian Qian is absolutely lonely. String, thinking about China. Those years were like a dream. Like running water, it's gone forever. Don't cry goodbye, don't complain about the last sadness.

Seventy-four No matter how fertile the soil is, no crops will grow without cultivation and sowing, no matter how beautiful the youth is, no matter how hard the struggle and creation are.

Seventy-five School begins. I hope you will look at me with new eyes in three days. You will never forget words, you will only use mental arithmetic in geometry and algebra, write a composition with the help of God, and add Einstein's IQ!

Seventy-six Hiding in a certain time, I missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

Starting school is like going to jail, being sentenced today and going to jail tomorrow.

78. Due to the limitation of conditions, not a drop of water can be stirred in a torrent, not every river can flow into the sea within a thousand miles, some are ruthlessly evaporated before landing, and some are artificially wasted. Still, it can't change its young personality.

79. I hope to start school because there are people in different places, but I don't hope to start school because there are people in the local area!

80. Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

Eighty-one Youth, we have dreams and * *! More newborn calves are not afraid of tigers! We dare to fight, we can win! What's the harm even if you hit the wall! We will never hesitate on the road of youth!

Eighty-two Remember to meet each other after parting. A few times, I dreamed of being with you. There is a silver jar left tonight, and meeting is even a dream.

Youth does not refer to a certain period of life, but to a state of mind.

If a man doesn't like you, he won't want to be your friend. If he likes you, he does not just want to be your friend.

85. Some people say that youth is the source of happiness; Happiness flows here, and pain lingers on the opposite side. Some people write that youth is rainy; Rain and dew spread here, and the sun is waiting on the horizon.

I decided not to cry, just as you decided to leave me. Just one day after leaving you, you are as embarrassed as a child who only needs my comfort.

Eighty-seven Tell you a terrible news, crying, heartbroken, absolutely shocked and quite sorry: dear, your summer balance is insufficient 10 days. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another 5 months!

You can't die in summer vacation! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don't want to go with Mr. Xue Kai! I don't want it! Summer vacation jun, are you abandoning me? How am I going to live? Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you! Shit is boiling.

Notice: Good news, good news! Students who have lunch in the second canteen at noon today will be lucky enough to receive a free X-ray examination at the school hospital at 4 pm. This activity is only for one day, and it will be invalid when it expires! See it clearly, but it's free! )

90. I didn't know that love is everywhere until I went to college for half a year. Libraries, basketball courts and canteens can all be the birthplace of love. But because of this, it is cheap.

9 1. Our youth is a sad song, conveying a touch of sadness. Don't need too many words to explain. In adolescence, we are connected in some ways.

92. When I shed tears, you shed tears. I don't think you are as lonely as me. When I smile, you are still crying. So you are lonelier than me.

93. Youth gives us strength and persistence. Because of it, we can not be afraid when we encounter difficulties; Because of it, we found the true meaning of life; Because of it, we learned stability, calmness and patience.

94. Single sophomore boys don't have to worry, because junior year is coming; Single sophomore girls are in a hurry, because junior year is coming, single sophomore boys are not in a hurry, because junior year is useless; Single sophomores are in a hurry, because it's no use having a younger brother.

95. Beauty is spoiled in this way. Splashing well in front of men is called coquetry, and splashing well in front of women will inevitably bear the notoriety of being a bitch.

96. Even though youth is a tree with a vast land, I understand that a unique tree is never tall and straight, and rows of trees are the green Great Wall. Even though youth is a lonely sail in the sea, I also understand that it is difficult to sail with lonely sails, and the competition in Qian Fan is spectacular.

97. For those people in the train, we children lying on the platform beside the railway tracks are just an ordinary picture in the scenery where windows whiz by, but we don't know how many times those children lying looking up at the sky have secretly cried.

Ninety-eight Serve heaven, not people. If it is arranged by heaven, I will bear it. If someone steps on it, I'll hit it.

99. Under the harmonious sky, civilization shines here, learning flies here, working here is delicious, living here is fragrant, the soul is grazing here, and living here is charming.

In this sad and bright March, I whipped my horse from my thin youth, through viola, through kapok, through the sadness and impermanence that appeared and disappeared.