The poor should stand among the landlords.

Step 3: Baba

4. I failed to quit smoking for the 49th time.

5. One day is one day.

Step 6 braid a girl's hair

7. Football layup

8. Male famous undergraduate students are in good health and have no bad hobbies. They have a house and a car with an annual salary of one million.

9. Sing Jacky Cheung's songs in Andy Lau's voice.

10. My mother told me not to tell strangers my name and phone number.

1 1.

12. I think of a good name, but I can't think of any one, so I have to make do with it.

13. I can't believe I can't register.

14. Riding God to wander

15. Too handsome to go to the toilet

16. Climbing the wall and other almonds.

17. Generally, it ranks third in the country.

18. A face of beauty spots!

19. Ru!

20. Donkeys can read back and forth.

2 1. African dancer

22. Afraid of tiles falling to the ground

24. Selling blood online

25. fickle

26. Turn decay into magic

27. Listen to Leslie Cheung telling ghost stories.

28. Selling girls' small matches

29. towering trees

30. Differences between girls and women

3 1. The real meaning of the relationship between men and women

32. Why is life full of accidents instead of stories?

I am a naughty child.

34. The ancient people expressed sex more secretly.

35. Give me strength-I am the city manager ~ ~

36. High-tech bicycles

37. Etiquette before a fight

What can't you do in college?

39. The fastest rice is the slowest speed.

40. An unforgettable man of the university.

4 1. The university fucked me.

42. I will always be the most handsome

43. It's easy to be an angel.

44. Going to college is not much better than being a junior.

45. It is not easy to apply for a club.

46. A good young man with ambition

47. Advice to park managers

48. Shit theory

49.friendship

50. Beauty and hooligans are together

5 1. Zen!

52. I'm afraid you will stink yourself.

53. Wine is a bad thing.

I am your father.

55. Learn more to have a better chance to practice.

56. After breaking up, men are all animals.

57. The Internet is not available.

58. Do you see the man's intention?

59. There are few workers and women in China.

60. The USB flash drive is the client.

6 1. Start a small business

62. This job is not done by people.

63. I was naive when I was a child

64. The difference between a virgin and a virgin

65. North Korea makes nuclear bombs for fun.

66. The Tang Dynasty solved my two major problems.

67. Children who are punished by evil.

68. Children from Beijing

69. Modern university calculation formula

70. Tolerance is great

7 1. Who is an academic?

72. I'm sorry I read it wrong.

73. The classic story of self-study at night

74. The ideal of an ordinary college student

Magic bottle

76. Knowing that you are a dream @

77. Make friends with loneliness @

78. Weeping Gesanghua

79. I let go of the harm I caused with a wry smile.

80. aimless thoughts

8 1. Sadness is over.

82. pretend to smile

83. I was drunk in the past.

84. disordered

85. Learn from painful experiences.

86. Yesterday that can't be pieced together.

87. Forget each other

88. You look lucky.

89. The bloody memorial service was once insisted.

90. My heart is so cold, waiting for you to hurt it.

9 1. Missing is eating away at my heart like poison.

92. It hurts to laugh again.

93. You can't keep your beauty

94. The blue whale forgot the sea @

95. Lower your head and sing sadness.

96. Inertia betrayal

97. Sunny days in the past @

98.* Gu Cheng Ruins #

99. Strangers after lingering

100. Listen to the crying of the sea

Super awesome funny signature, which will make you unforgettable.

Select super awesome funny signatures to make you unforgettable.

1, my laziness and gentleness is an elegance that you will never understand.

2. Angels are just birds and demons are just bats.

There are not many people in my qq group, and what I can leave is what I cherish.

I have never been interested in your happiness, but I want to hear about your misfortune.

I am who I am, and I am nobody, and you are no exception.

6. If we can't be lovers, let's be strangers.

7. I have always been strong, and I will never show it timidly to those who show me to you.

8. There are many dazzling people, but you are not one of them.

In my opinion, you are meaner than anyone else.

10, don't treat me like gold, I'm actually a sparkling diamond.

1 1. Without a person's love, will your heart be comfortable?

12, please don't pretend in front of me, I just don't want to expose your hypocrisy.

13, if I can, I will give you the harm I once gave you again.

14, I'm not curious, I just think how can you still stand in front of me.

15, if there are no ugly girls, you can set off your beauty.

16, once you were the only one for me, now you are just a burden.

17. What do you like about me? I have many masks, you can choose them slowly.

18, since you don't love it, why do you force yourself to say such disgusting things?

19, not everyone is as boring as you.

20, the face is not used to show off, you have the capital and the ability to grow old.

2 1, you say, do you want to get out or do you want me to kick you out?

22. You said: Get married after you are young and frivolous! I said, can you do it?

If you can keep up with my steps, I can keep up with your thoughts, idiot.

24, often beaten, but never knocked down.

Sorry, I have my happiness and don't want to be your spare tire.

26. Don't say goodbye, just say goodbye.

I want to give you all my happiness, but you don't want to take it away by yourself.

28. Either stay in love or leave me as soon as possible.

Don't cry easily, girl. Are your tears tap water?

30. My enthusiasm is limited. Please make good use of your time.

3 1, I was fine there, but it was not good for you.

32. Novels are like fairy tales, and reality is like residue.

Don't complain that God is unfair to you. God has no idea who you are.

Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford the consequences.

I advise you not to mess with me because I'm afraid you can't afford it.

36. Put on headphones and turn the volume up to the maximum. The outside world has nothing to do with me.

37, smile, ten years old, love less and sleep more.

38. If we break up, everyone I love from now on will be like you.

39. Men don't know what love is until they have had enough fun, and women don't know what is true until they are hurt.

40. I farted about the agreement that we once promised each other.

4 1, don't try to seduce me, I already have a heart.

42. What happened to your sister-in-law? That's what I decided at the beginning.

43, brother's life, don't need you beside the blind command.

44. People who don't understand me stand aside and stand in my way.

45. I gave you a lot to see. Look, I spoiled you.

46. Maybe you will be lonely, or maybe you are just too idle and bored.

47. Listen, I have a brother's attitude, but it's not your turn to call me a failure.

48, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, the devil takes the hindmost.

49. You will never understand a man's love.

50. Brothers' women don't touch each other in beauty and China; No matter how handsome a man is, he won't rob him.

A collection of funny nicknames with different personalities.

Funny personality and unique nickname (Chapter 1) 1. Nine cats in seven townships.

Fairy, give me back my master.

I want to break up with you on my homework.

4. Smile at me

5. Mommy's Spring

6. Love others halfway

7. A good man has a flat chest all his life

8. Handsome scum

9. Laughing is not stupid.

10. I want to shine, but I can't pay the electricity bill.

1 1. You laugh when I cry.

12. Eating with you is the longest confession.

13. Dirty and lovely

14. Eating food is the most afraid of hungry dreams.

15. Residual temperature caused by recurrence

16. Popular troops Xiaoxin

17. Chaonan Ergouzi

18. Without heart and lung, you can live without fatigue.

19. All kinds of grudges and all kinds of hi

20. Long hair and waist, remember to squat down.

Funny nickname (Chapter 2) 2 1. Who gave me penguin cough syrup?

22. You look very energetic.

23. Will you love me if I drive an excavator?

24. Elizabeth mouse

25. Uncle Lace

26. Where is Mo Shoujun going?

27. Handsome has become my burden.

28. The invention of spicy strips prevented me from being a lady.

29. Strange coffee meets wonderful flowers and walks lovely.

30. Moral integrity is crisp.

3 1. Play the fool.

32. fancy pet champion

33. I will shine so that you can't see it

34. Drive a BMW to buy steamed bread

35. Handsome to insomnia

36. The man show is an artistic conception.

37. Simple as ever.

38. Girl gnome male-".

39. Professional three-second person

40. Twilight thieves

Different nicknames that make people laugh (Chapter 3) 4 1. A fake friend is a dog who can't eat enough.

42. Wandering in the old street

43. It's sunny after school.

44. Super invincible big cute ratio

45. Fall in love

46. tiny

47. The city is empty.

48. Starting school is a breathing pain.

49. I dreamed of sailing, and I got up.

50. Nonsense or nonsense

5 1. I am cute.

52. Hehe, the sow cried.

53.WIFI doesn't match the battery.

54. Little old man

55. Believe it or not, return to WeChat.

56. Masked eyes

57. Memories flow like water.

58. bully her with spicy strips

59. Is there any trouble?

60. Come to the pit.

It makes people feel humorous, warm and interesting.

It makes people feel humorous, warm and interesting. 1. Believe it or not, don't reply to WeChat.

This is an attitude.

3. Female neuropathy

4. Little mouse

Marry you on Sunday.

6. The prodigal son returns.

7. Never give up

8. Stubbornness will die later.

9. crazy about iPhone

10. Like a dog but not a friend.

1 1. Small pollution.

12. Awaken by the handsome self.

13. Five products with brick guards

14. I am lucky to be fat.

15. Chrysanthemum gravel

16. Powerful little flat chest

17. Night pyogenic tunnel

18. I am a bullied goods.

19. Lost a happy pig

20. Sister's childish temperament

It makes people feel humorous, warm and interesting.

The sky is as clear as glass.

23. I am dirty, but I am not colored.

24. Beautiful girls and strong men

25. You laugh when I cry.

26. The taste of loving you

27. Know her heart and her love.

28. I'll kick you to death if your long skirt falls to the ground.

29. The popular force Xiaoxin

30. Let me marry my dream

3 1. The more common it is, the longer it takes.

32. Clean and friendless

33. Year of Professional Scissorhands

34. The sea was once a blue sky.

35. China moves, but I don't move.

36. Handsome to insomnia

37. A good man has a flat chest all his life.

38. President of Dayu Hall

39. I am arrogant

40. The red line has been painted out