Story 1: female, male one, male two, director
[Four people holding a square card, facing the audience, painted with masks of crying face and smiling face, reversed in turn, four words "joys and sorrows".
Man 1: (anxiously looking at his watch, holding flowers in one hand and looking around) Why hasn't it arrived yet? It was agreed at four o'clock. ...
Woman: (I'm coming over while mending my makeup, and I put it away as soon as I see a man) Oh, honey, I'm sorry to keep you waiting so long in traffic jam.
Male 1: Nothing. I just came here. I just came here. This is for you (handing flowers)
Woman: You are too kind to me, dear (coquetry)
Man 1: Do you know what day it is today?
Woman: My birthday? (to himself) No, my birthday just ended last month. Your birthday? That's not true. You never celebrate your birthday.
Man 1: You! Today is the half anniversary of our love!
Woman: Half ... anniversary (embarrassed) Oh, dear, you are so careful ...
Man 1: I have a surprise for you!
W: I don't want any more poems. I told you I don't like reading. ...
M 1: You're sure to like it (taking out a diamond ring from behind)
Woman: Ah! (Surprise) Honey! This is the diamond ring we saw for a long time last time! You bought it for me! Great (pouting and kissing a man)
Director: Stop! (Actor freezes) This is ...
【 People with the word "hi" float by.
[When the woman's nose itches, she suddenly sneezed and didn't kiss.
Male 1: (complaining) Director, look at you. That's it.
Director: Go on.
Man 1: I will do anything as long as you are happy!
Woman: Honey, I'm so happy! I love you! (The phone rings, look at the number, and his face changes. He stands up and walks aside, lowering his voice.) Hello? Honey, I'm in a meeting. I'll call you after the meeting. What? You saw it all? See what? Hey, hey! ?
Man 2: (angry, cell phone in hand) What do you think I saw? Who is he?
Woman: You, look at you. I'll explain it to you. You go first (push forward).
Man 1: (stands up) Honey, who is this?
Man 2: Honey? Do you call this honey, too? Where are you from?
M 1: What do you mean? I am her boyfriend!
Man 2: You are her boyfriend and she is my girlfriend! Shit!
[male 1, male 2 quarreled.
[People who take the word "anger" drift by.
The two men wrestled with each other in an exaggerated way and finally fell down.
Woman: Honey! (Yao Nanyi) Be good! (Push 2) Ouch! What a terrible day! They hit each other! The horoscope book is right, my love index is too low this week, alas (sigh)
[Take the word "sorrow".
Woman: (Cell phone rings) Hello? Oh, you ... well, I'm not happy! What? Travel to Europe? Take me? Get a passport tomorrow? That's great, honey! I love you so much! Hmm, how interesting ...
[Give the word "Le" to people.
Story 2: I, II, Jia He.
Wei Jinyi 1: (with a knife) maharaja ... maharaja!
Royal Guards II: (with a knife) Grandpa Li! Let's stop joking. I heard that the Holy Father praised Li Gonggong for his effective handling of the case a few days ago and made you a security guard for thousands of people?
Wei Jinyi 1: It is still your majesty's pleasure. It is also our duty to serve our country! You caught more than twenty rebels in a month and became the emperor's favorite!
[holding the word "hi".
Royal Guards II: They are all very strong, very strong ... haha laughed. ...
[Jia carrying a bottle was stopped by two people.
Wei Jinyi 1: Stop, who!
Royal Guards II: Say it! (Draw a knife)
Jia Pengjun: (panicked and stammered) I ... I ... big ... big ... big ... adult.
Royal Guards One and Two: Cut the crap and ask who you are!
Jia: big ... big ... adults, small ... small ... criminals ... villains are ...
Royal Guards II: Good adults, good villains! I asked who you are!
Wei Jinyi 1: Don't give us that, ok? The day before yesterday, a traitor in the palace tried to assassinate the emperor. I'm here to check passers-by. Are you an assassin? Say it!
Royal Guards II: Gong Li, will anyone admit such doubts?
Wei Jinyi 1: This is my unique crime investigation skill. Do you think it's weird (turning around)? Let me ask you something! That assassin, you are you are not!
Jia Pengjun: (holding up the bottle in his hand) I ... I am ... (angry, anxious, angry)
【 Hold the word "anger".
Wei Jinyi 1: Ah! Listen, the kid confessed! (Look at Jia, holding a bottle to start work, stabbing Jia with a knife. )
Jia: (falls to the ground with a bottle in one hand) I ... I'm ... I'm ... I'm ... I'm a soy sauce manufacturer ... (Death)
Royal Guards II: Ah! Gong Li, what can I do?
Jia Mu: (Shouting from a distance) Jia Pengjun! Jia! Go home for dinner! You can stutter and watch Jia fall to the ground! Son! What happened to you! How can I ask you to come out for soy sauce? That's it! Ouch ... (crying)
Wei Jinyi 1: maharaja! Ah ... I didn't kill Jia Peng Jun ... I killed loneliness. ...
Royal Guards II: Hey ... (depressed)
【 Keep the word "mourning".
Wei Jinyi 1: (slaps him on the head) Yes, I have a plan! We'll report that this man belongs to Zeng Ge's party!
Royal Guards II: He also set himself on fire in the street with a bottle of gasoline!
Wei Jinyi 1: So you and I cut it with our swords. Alas? No, what is gasoline?
Jia Mu: (stands up and explains) The English name of gasoline is ULP, and it is a transparent liquid, mainly composed of C4~C 10 hydrocarbons. According to the research method, the octane number is divided into three grades: 90, 93 and 95. It has high octane number and excellent antiknock performance, and can be used in carburetor gasoline engine with high compression ratio to improve engine power and reduce fuel consumption. It has good evaporation and combustibility. It is a fuel invented by human beings 200 years later.
Royal Guards II: How did she know?
[Jia poses, and two people hold the sign "Baidu, you will know".
Jia: (looking up) Mom, what is the "Zeng Ge Party"?
[Royal Guards turned the brand upside down. "According to relevant laws, regulations and policies, some search results are not displayed." A person sings "Angel" imitating Yico Zeng.
Wei Jinyi 1: (She goes to help Jia Mu) Cut the crap and come with us!
Royal Guards II: Haha, now we can make great contributions again and cure a culprit! hahaha ......
【 People who hold the word "Le" go to school.
[The whole play is over.