One of the humorous quotations of 1 who graduated from college. Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.
I was admitted to a very good school.
But I didn't cherish it.
If god gives me another chance.
I will definitely tell Sichuan University.
I will study hard.
3. Remember to watch the handsome guy look for me and look for me at cards ~
You go first, I have work to do.
Sister, your strengthening company is over. Can you save me a seat?
6. Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.
7. I want to be a woman in my next life. Why? Because I want to find a good man like me!
8. Wu, Yue
The green hills on both sides of the strait set each other off
Always close your classmates' parting feelings.
9. When doing push-ups, I can occasionally think of soy sauce friends and soy sauce shops who used to play soy sauce together. ......
10, come ... come ... come, call 80, call 80. ......
Men must be handsome if they are not men, cute if they are not handsome, and cerebral palsy if they are not cute. ......
1 1, next life, still a classmate.
12, brother, I must come when I get married. If I can't come, I will directly transfer the money to my account, the account number is 1234567989.
13, remember to pay me back the 300 you owe me.
14, don't worry! You will live in our hearts forever.
15, four years in college, one year each!
16, finally unemployed again.
17, we are destined to go to Tsinghua at 400 points. ..
18. If I have three days left in my life, I want to spend it in college. Because it's like college.
19. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
20. Ah, why is the class fee refunded so little?
2 1, the farewell party is over, leaving you the song.
A broken bridge and an isolated mountain bid farewell today.
Lao Yan brought new mud back,
When will you get the honor?
The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear.
Four years later,
Be patriotic when you get here.
Don't forget the spring breeze and rain!
22. If you are affectionate, you will be old, and if you are affectionate, you will die early.
23. If you meet me in the vegetable market ten years later, please don't scream. I only ask you to buy my food.
24. We will be in-laws in two years.
25. The university has been looking for heaven for four years, and everything has paid off. After graduation, I found that I have been living in heaven.
26. Come alone
I had 29 brothers and sisters when I left.
Gratitude, tears
Let's go. Let's all go. I have more than a dozen make-up exams.
28. If you want to go to college in your next life, you must find a night 1 1 with the lights on.
29. Let's talk about it later. Just don't treat yourself badly. Don't call me about the party. I'm definitely not available.
Humorous quotations from college graduates II 1
You can't control the weather, but you can change your mood.
You cannot change your appearance, but you can change your smile.
You cannot control others, but you can control yourself.
You can't predict tomorrow, but you can make use of today.
You can't do everything smoothly, but you can try your best.
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Four years of college is coming to an end. Looking back on the days we walked together, I want to say that I miss the past, cherish the present and look forward to the future. I wish you all the best in the future!
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What's it like to end your student career? Mixed emotions .....
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The university is coming to an end, and I want to say to you: "0 1 is the most unforgettable home in my life, so I can't bear to part with you, but the truth is cruel." I only hope that my brothers and sisters will keep in touch and share the joys and sorrows of life after they leave the society! "
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Brothers and sisters, have a nice trip! As a junior student, I am also at a special stage. I also want to say to my junior brothers and sisters: hurry up and don't wait until graduation? Looking back on my so-called college life, I want to cry, not because I left, but because I learned nothing. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the greatest gain is patience and adaptability to nothing? ! Make good use of the library and study hard? Self-study, basic knowledge, practice integration, interest cultivation, initiative, time control, dealing with people? This is how I feel now.
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To get together! We should always keep in touch in the future.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the good life is getting less and less every day. No matter students in the graduating class or schoolmates, everyone should cherish the remaining college time quickly, and it is difficult to have such a chic life in the future.