A: Everyone has hobbies.

B: Yes.

A: People who like listening to music, reading books and playing games all have a good and elegant hobby.

B: What?

He likes kicking shuttlecock.

B: That's right.

A: kicking shuttlecock is good.

Really?

A: Promote blood circulation. Regular blood circulation is good for your health.

B: Is it so useful?

A: It can cure diseases, especially promote blood circulation in the lower body, which is very helpful for the treatment of hemorrhoids.

B: Huh?

Do you feel better these two days?

B: What? Don't!

A: Of course, there are also pure entertainment.

B: That's right.

A: Of course he isn't.

Have you finished your meal?

A: Just kidding, narrow-minded. Look, I'm not angry at all.

Nonsense, not you.

A: I'm not angry with me. We have learned, and we can't compare with you.

Really?

A: Of course, I have learned everything. I know everything about astronomy and geography.

B: Then the university asked that! Then why can't the exam results go up? ：

A: I can't say.

Did you turn on the kettle?

A: Anyway, he is knowledgeable, knowledgeable and experienced. He is a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is out of low taste.

B: You blew up all the cows in the sky.

A: Nonsense, that's the love signal of Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

B: You are poor. Don't say I bully you. Today, you recite a text, which shows that you have a little culture. I'll send you the primary school diploma.

Yes, I do. Which article did you say to recite?

B: "Into the Wine", I studied in senior three.

Have you learned?

B: You don't know?

A: No one sued me? There is no document spirit or anything. ...

B: Shall I send you a document? The central government is too liberal.

A: Do you want wine? Will enter the wine ... um ... Li Bai! Right? Right?

Boy, it took you so long to find the author.

A: It's easy to have an author ... Li Bai ... Li Bai ... Li Bai is going by boat!

B: (sneering) Hehe ... Suddenly I heard singing on the shore?

A: Stop it, stop it ... Peach Blossom Lake is deeper than thousands of feet, not as good as Wang Lun! How about it! That guy remembered. Ha ha laugh

I saw it. What did I ask you to recite? 》

A: We're going to drink! ... um ... do you want wine?

How do you think?

A: Oh,no.. Can you remind me of a word?

B: Jun.

A: jun? June ... Nationalism? justice

B: High spirits, high spirits.

make up one's mind ...

B: Let's go! Who told you to idioms solitaire?

You're kidding. You think I really can't recite it. Do you know how the water of the Yellow River flows from the sky to the sea and never returns? Have you seen the lovely hair in the bright mirror in the high room, although it is still silky black in the morning, it turns into snow at night? Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! . Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again. Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, take a big drink! .

B: I really memorized it.

A: That's right. Who am I?

B: ok, I'll test you in another way.

A: How?

B: Couplets. Do you know couplets? Couplets, couplets are not as good as Jinlian, and Jinlian also knows that the water margin.

A: Come on, come on, it's a mess.

B: Couplets.

What are couplets?

B: You don't know? Couplets, that is, your home, the pair posted on your door frame!

A: Oh! Seal?

B: Huh? What does your family do? Put a seal on the door. That's the door ... oh, how to communicate with your IQ ... that is, children go up, that.

Lucky words posted on China's New Year's door.

B: Right, right, right, that's it.

A: I have been complaining for a long time. I don't know what to eat. It is said that my IQ is very low. I dare not even mention the word IQ when I am with you. I am a person with "nothing but high IQ"

You talk too much, don't you?

A: Right, right, right, right.

Are you sick? Do you know the rules of couplets?

Answer: (rhythm) antithesis ... up against down, sky against the ground, rain against the wind, mainland against the sky, mountain against the sea, sun against the sky, flat and flat, flat and flat, flat and flat. Even!

B: Did you used to have dinner?

I want money.

B: Same! Yes, I promised.

Answer: Up to down, up to down, sky to earth, rain to wind, mainland to sky, mountain to sea, sun to sky, flat, flat, flat, flat. Even!

B: Come on, come on, begging is endless! I'm not finished yet. God speaks well!

A: I am a lucky land!

B: OK. cockscomb

A: Green bristlegrass!

B: That's right. See you under the cockscomb.

A: Look at the grass and watch the dog bite.

B: Watching the cockfighting under the cockscomb will break the cockscomb.

A: Setaria watched the dog bite and bit off the dog's tail.

B: Chasing clouds.

A: One day at a time.

B: the list of gods

A: Zhu Xianjian

Draw the tiger away from the mountain.

Lure the wolf into the room.

B: I'm glad to beat Big Wolf.

A: (stepping off the stage) I don't want to play. What is this?

B: What's the matter?

You're right. Beat the wolf with joy.

Wow, haha, murder is white.

I'd better go.

No. What are you doing?

You can't be serious

Yes, the tap water in Shanghai comes from the sea.

A: I am right. The Beijing North through train goes directly to Beijing.

B: The goat went up the hill.

Buffalo in the water.

B: goats touch their horns on the mountain, and there is "baa" (imitation sound)

Answer: Buffalo has no water, so it is a bull's head, and it is a "plot", ahem.

B: Listen to your voice, your cow is dying.

A: Go away and come again.

B: Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

Does he itch?

B: You care about others! Do you think your

I feel itchy (grabbing my hand)

B: Then hold on, and don't die.

A (pleasantly) That's right! Life and death, death and life, life and death, death and life, death and life, Mr. Die first, Mr. Die first.

Wow, not bad.

You are welcome, sir.

B: Huh? Who is your husband? Dirty lies. Almost died before you.

A: If I don't tell you, you will die before me.

Change it ... for couplets, I am wrong about you. You are wrong about me. Is your IQ low?

A: What, stop playing, you are not serious, and you have made personal attacks. I abstain! I made a couplet on this "wake up the wood ring, say three emperors and five emperors"

B: Oh.

Do you know animal husbandry? Wake up, it's not as beautiful as Sprite.

B: What? It's amazing.

A: Yes, that's it. Stunning wood, waking wood, waking wood said three emperors and five emperors.

B: I waved my wings at Peng and flew all over the world in seven States.

A: Instant noodles are very convenient in all aspects.

B: Don't move. I read this online.

You are so boring. What are you surfing the Internet for?

B: Yes, smooth and smooth. ...

What the hell is this?

B: Please say your exact words again.

A: (nonsense)! @#￥%

B: I'll slap you.

A:(B hands up, A speaks quickly) Instant noodles are convenient in all aspects!

I'm interested in jingles. ...

A: Ha ha ha.

B: smooth and smooth!

It's not easy ... Good luck in Koniko.

B: Phoenix dances in all directions to ensure peace.

A: Nine pills are different from five pills.

B: Three Kingdoms, Jin Dynasty, Southern and Northern Dynasties.

A: Wow! It's so irritating that you "paste the windows with summer cloth, and everyone knows it."

Are you out of your mind? It's absolutely true I haven't downloaded couplets for hundreds of years. We didn't have this when we were off stage.

Who told you to oppose me? I will teach you a lesson today.

B: then you can't play absolute.

You have a try. I will cheer for you. Let's go (Singing "A Rest") One by one. We love you. ...

B: Why do you have a rest?

A: You're right. Let's waive your fee today, shall we?

My expenses?

A: Whose is different, mine, mine and your expenses.

It's embarrassing.

Answer: Don't waste my life, I am precious and fragile with proletarian blood.

B: Then I'm right ... Hmm ... What was that again?

A: The summer cloth sticks to the window. Everyone is wise. Does Xia Bu know, the cloth below, diapers and so on?

Hey, it's so dirty. Xiabu is made of ramie!

Yes, yes, let me test you.

Steam it for me and test it.

I killed you!

B: Are you wow?

Are you white?

B: (Finger orchid) I wonder if my elder is hungry?

Don't disgust me, don't you remember? Seriously, we are performing here!

B: world without thieves?

A: It is well known that Xiabu sticks to the window.

B: I was right. Fried tofu, Li Bai and Li Taibai.

A: (Staring at A, they look at each other for a while) I'm really hungry ...

B: Sorry.

A: (clutching his stomach, holding back) Never mind, I'll give you another chance.

Okay, I'm really wrong ... (I want to cry), (turn around, squat down, hide my face and cry)

A: (sniffing around) When did the circus come? (See you later) Yeah! Why are you crying? I'm telling you, I won't say it again, no matter what. You will be my brother, my brother, and I will invite you to dinner in the evening. ...

B: (suddenly looks up) Really?

A: You didn't cry?

B: Er ... (opens his mouth and cries) Ah ~ ~ Ah ~ ~

A: Okay, okay, really, really.

B: Good! Listen, I'll give you a glass of poisoned wine and a glass of yellow wine.

Merchants are on the road, and Sima Qian grows up every night.

Wandering in the West Lake, diving in the East.

Lotus roots planted in the pond are too white to grow roots.

The breeze sends Mei Lanfang fragrance.

Gou Andong corner happens to be Chiang Kai-shek.

(Give B a hand) You will! Lie to me for dinner!

B: Hey, hey, hey ... Don't do this. This is just a joke. Impulse is the devil ~ Oh, hey (knocking off the stage)