Humorous sentences about tucao math class? For many people who go to school, mathematics is always the most difficult, and many people don't like it. Today, Bian Xiao summed up the classic jokes about tucao mathematics, as well as funny sentences that hate mathematics, so that everyone can be humorous at ordinary times.

1. When our senior high school math teacher told us about the periodic table of functions, he excitedly walked off the platform when he talked about the word "period" and said to the whole class, "You still don't understand the period. It is true that pigs are smarter than you. " Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is? You explain it to them. " The whole class fainted.

The boy sitting at the back of high school is not good at math. Once the math test paper was issued, the students got four points and made a multiple-choice question! This classmate was deeply shocked, and we comforted him by saying that it was all right. Aren't there four more points? You see, there are still people who have zero eggs in the exam, and then that classmate said with a little relief, well, it's not zero eggs, and then gc came and the teacher explained the test paper in class. Speaking of the boy's only right question, the teacher said that this question was special, because the four wrong options were all wrong, so no matter which one you chose, I got it right for everyone ... We used this joke to spit him out for half a semester. ..

3. In junior high school, a classmate, about 190cm tall, was out of school at that time, which was a bit messy. Our math teacher walked up to him and called him ... The brother turned around several times but found no one (I admit our math teacher is a little tall ...). Finally, the teacher patted him several times before finding him … we were all so happy …

4. Many people have seen such a joke ... Woman: The math paper is too difficult for us to go to college. Man: Fool, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't write any big questions later. Does anyone feel warm? Very touching? ... I don't understand, author. You didn't take the college entrance examination? Haven't you filled in your volunteers yet? Shouldn't boys get higher grades to enter a school with the heroine? What's the use of your score being almost the same as hers? Am I too serious?