Shanghai rainbow

Chamber choir

Self-developed magic pills,

Specializing in forced marriage by parents,

Relatives gathered around,

Xiong Haizi exploded,

Lao Wang next door and other Spring Festival ills.

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Forrest Gump's mother said

Life is like a bar of chocolate.

You never know what you're gonna get.

Just like every time you come home.

I don't even know your real parents or relatives.

What kind of questions will I give you?

I'm looking forward to meeting you, but I don't know the setting opposite.

We call it.

Schrodinger's Spring Festival

Sister:

Yo, I know I'll be back.

Relatives:

Yo, you can't get fat when you come (Shanghai dialect)

It's no use playing with friends (Sichuan dialect)

That's not why your second son is getting fat again (an oriental saying)

Hey, mom, isn't this super (Northeast dialect)

Seventh Aunt: Did you find someone?

Lord: Muyou

Seventh Aunt: Do you have someone you like?

Lord: I am ugly.

Seventh aunt: Then I'll take you on a blind date tomorrow. Lose weight quickly.

Relatives: I held back my meal.

Uncle: TOEFL preparation depends only on oral English.

Aunt: Nothing.

Uncle: I wouldn't go abroad if I were you.

Aunt: Not going abroad.

Uncle: How much is the monthly salary?

Do you want to work in my unit ~ ~

Relatives: All for your own good.

Mom and dad are very sad. This is all for your own good.

Aunt: My baby son is in Japan.

Just finished learning monk.

Accidentally, Toyoko got married.

Also admitted to the civil service, hahahahahaha.

The hero:

Stop (someone knocks at the door)

I can't stand it (answer the door)

Mom and Dad (who is it? )

Help me fight back (is he coming)

Lao Wang:

Hello everyone!

I am Lao Wang, a man who has made meritorious service.

Bring your son to your home for the New Year.

Relatives:

His arms are covered with watches, and 60 acres of rice are planted at home.

How do we compete?

Xiao Wang:

Money just came in from round A (he is awesome and cute).

The company will move to Shanghai next year.

Relatives:

Thirteen land rovers are in front of his tight leather pants.

You should know the gap.

Relatives:

Gloria. Go back to your hometown and work! (My baby)

Gloria. Go on a blind date with me! (they are also for your own good. )

Upanishads of relatives:

Can't you do something serious and quit your job honestly?

You are the least sensible, you are the least sensible, and you are the least sensible.

Aunt: Do you know it's wrong?

Hero: Yes.

Aunt: What's the matter?

Hero: Yes.

Aunt: I asked you what's wrong?

(Choir members change their equipment)

The protagonist rap:

My mistake is that my life plan is too simple, and I went to work without going to graduate school.

I didn't listen to my uncle and went to his unit to be a security guard.

My mistake is that I dare not pick it when it is in full bloom.

I just want to live my own life.

The person you like is either too low-educated or too short.

I should help the national football team qualify.

Charge the spaceship (let me choose)

All the wishes of the whole family are given to me to realize.

I should be president within one month after graduation.

Lightning blind date, get married and have children right away, it is best.

Boys and girls twins

Aunt: Are you stupid to study?

Relatives: Are you stupid to study?

Hero: My BGM is unbeatable.

The protagonist rap:

When I was a child, I climbed trees and got frostbite.

Skipping the smog of the square dance in Chaoyang Park failed to conquer me.

How can I give up my ideal (I just want to live my life)?

Become what I hate most (why don't you understand)

When I was a child, I climbed trees and got frostbite.

Skipping the smog of the square dance in Chaoyang Park failed to conquer me.

Don't want to compare with others (how can you give up your ideal)

Why do you have to make a decision for me?

When I was a child, I climbed trees and got frostbite.

Skipping the smog of the square dance in Chaoyang Park failed to conquer me.

Dear family, I have my own life.

Family:

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Lao Wang, it makes sense to argue with you for the future.

Put aside our differences. Reunion is our topic.

Play mahjong until dawn

Is the sea cucumber full?

i'm full

Have you put on cotton trousers?

Saving oneself during the Spring Festival depends not only on wisdom.

You also need love to walk with you.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la.

bang

bang

Bang Bang

Jin Chengzhi: Happy Spring Festival.