The most compelling reason: look in the mirror all day and comb the board all day. Fairy tale reason: I invited Mulan to eat KFC. The most childish reason: I counted the stars all night last night. The most boastful reason: UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon asked me for something. The most absurd reason: aliens are going to invade, and I am sewing pants for Superman. The most sleepwalking reason: Li He went to negotiate with Eight-Nation Alliance today. The most decent reason: I am so handsome, and the girls in the foreign teacher class always look at me in class. The most shameless reason: my deskmate doesn't chat with me. The most reason for being beaten: the desks and chairs in school are too hard, which affects my sleep quality. The worst reason: I ran out of toilet paper at home, so I sat in the toilet until my mother got off work. The most morbid reason: brushing your teeth all day. Cheapest reason: Help my classmates move Chinese cabbage today. The most progressive reason: I found 50 yuan and looked for a police uncle all day. The most helpless reason: I haven't washed a few pairs of socks for half a month, and I have no socks to wear today, so I have to stay at home. The most abstract reason: a donkey with glasses painted in the street, and I watched it all day. The most impossible reason: in order to protect national property, I fight criminals all day. The most dishonest reason: I led my child across the street and was hit by a car. The most frustrating reason: I met a liar on my way to school and worked hard all day. The most unforgivable reason: I went to the zoo to see monkeys today. The most important reason: my classmate wants to treat me to dinner with the money he owes me, because he is not going to pay back the money. The most supportive reason for counterfeiting: eating too many cheap mutton kebabs.