2, hang the file! ! ! ! Brake! ! Hey! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! Catch you! ! ! !

I don't know if I'm driving correctly, but I keep turning to look at the coach sitting in the co-pilot seat. The coach began to read again: "Look forward! Look ahead! ! Look ahead! ! ! Although I am handsome, I don't have to stare at me all the time! ! ! "

It seems that the coach can't say anything else. What the coach often says is: fortunately, I don't have a heart attack, or ...

I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

6. When I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students: "Kill! Kill! Son of a bitch, if you don't kill me, I will kill you! Move again and tie your legs! ! ! "

7. In this way, the score will not be too much, just 100.

8. "When you get a license and buy a car, be sure to drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well and meet you driving on the road in the future, so I can hide!"

9. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

10, once I heard the coach training the students: "You can't learn like this, learn by yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

1 1, for your future safety, learning to drive is actually going to be scolded. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

12, my colleague learned to hit the road a few days ago. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out, "Where is the oil? Where is the oil? " Make the coach happy: "In the supermarket, there are vegetable oil and peanut oil, which one do you want?"

13, the red light is off, and the green light is off. Why is there no color you like?

14, the steering wheel doesn't work. What are your hands made of?

15, hit the steering wheel over there. Go back! I'll call you back!

16, the girl who just got on the bus for the road test was very nervous. She handed the bank card to the examiner as an ID card, and the examiner was silent: Where is the password?

17, when I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school and has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.

18, "Wear a helmet when driving out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people will get off and hit you."

19, subject 2 was retaken twice, and the worst thing was to die driving in a corner.

20. change it. I can't teach you.

2 1. When you get your license and buy a car, you must drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well. In the future, when I meet you driving on the road, I can hide!

22. I practiced piling again and suddenly heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

23, the name of the freshman newspaper, the certificate obtained by the senior graduation, every word here is typed with tears.

24. I took the third exam five times. I will never touch that car unless I have to.

25. Report to the coach that everything is ready and request to take off.

26. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car!

27. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

28. The third section wants to continue driving at the red light. The coach asked me if the law was not binding on me.

29. "Coach, I'm so nervous!" "What are you nervous about? It is pedestrians who should be nervous! "

30. Master, did I pour it in? Master: "There is still a distance from China."

3 1. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

32. The coach said that after you learn your driver's license, go to the last class and learn to fly a plane. There will be only heaven so soon.

33, the steering wheel crushed clutch crushed to death

34. "What are you doing driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

35. During the long journey, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car. I kept saying "Come on, come on" when I went downhill. I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

36. Why are you holding the steering wheel so hard? Should I drag it down and take it home?

37. In summer, Anonymous will take a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looked up at the front, reached for the gear and accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, "I won't buy that!"

38. About the beginning, some people also asked to get up: "A buddy said that he did it because he was nervous: the instrument was all right." The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

39. Hang a piece of meat on the steering wheel, and the dog is better than you!

40. When the exam was reversed, the examiner rushed out of the room and waved his fist at me and shouted, "Failed! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!