A wrinkled and ugly child like a little old man was finally pulled out of his mother's womb after torturing his mother for a total of N hours round after round.
When the baby landed, the new mother's aunt finally breathed a sigh of relief, swearing, bared her teeth and almost turned her back.
The child's surname is Xu, nothing special. As ugly as all the newly born children, but a little whiter than ordinary children.
Parents work outside the home, leaving their children in their hometown to be taken care of by their grandmother. With the passage of time, the little old man four years ago grew up and took shape.
Needless to say, it looks good at first glance, white and tender, and people can't help but want to give rua a good meal.
A closer look is even more deadly than at first glance. I actually saw a trace of the potential breath of a handsome guy, which made people want to take it away directly.
Xu Hanhan, brought up by his grandmother, grew up to be four years old. The skin is whiter, the face is still fleshy, the eyebrows and eyes are long, the facial features are exquisite, and the smell of darling is overwhelming.
Grandma lives in the countryside and is inevitably busy with farm work every day. Take Xu Hanhan to the ridge, pat him on the head and say, "Good boy, wait for grandma here!" " "Xu Hanhan just sat down, well, just sitting all day, staring at grandma with nothing to do, looking like a fool, in fact, he is really a fool.
Isn't the little boy naughty? Why do you think he can sit there all the time? Don't you feel bored doing nothing? I'm so bored that I want to throw up. I just think about it for a long time, and we come to a conclusion together. What else could it be? That can only be because he is stupid.
Grandma came back from a busy day and looked at it: "Hey, baby, are you really still sitting here?" Let's go "Then, with a face of meng, Xu Hanhan followed home.
Neighbors began to lament the little boy's face value. In that era when the local flavor was still very strong and the villagers were very simple, Xu Hanhan let his uncles and aunts look at him in an ethereal and complicated way, which was considered as his greatest personal value as a four-year-old child.
Passers-by pay attention to him for three seconds, and then nod a few times with a standard elder smile, as if this were the standard ceremony for everyone to meet Xu Hanhan. Then let's make a wild guess. You said that when these elders meet and communicate in the future, the dialogue will be like this: "Did you see Xu Hanhan smile today?" "Smile! Have you nodded? " "A little!"
The elders are very optimistic about Xu Hanhan, and they have brought the spirit of love me, love my dog to the extreme.
Today, an elder was shocked to see him: Oh, look at Xu Hanhan's hand! This is the hand of a scholar!
An elder will be even more surprised to see him tomorrow: Oh, look at Xu Hanhan's little face! This is good luck!
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You don't say Xu is stupid, but others take flattery seriously and grin like a fool. But I don't blame him. After all, he is still young, and I really don't know if he will be beaten into a fat man in the future. This is another story.
If we keep growing at this pace, the little boy will become a big boy and then a big man. Although Ma Pingchuan is not full of ups and downs, at least life is full of pride.
But we Xu Hanhan don't believe in this evil.
Unexpectedly, I began to rebel in junior high school.
I didn't quarrel with my elders or talk back. I just started playing with the kid who killed Matt in class. They smoked and he watched; They drink and he watches; They bubble Internet cafes, and he follows; They play games with him. When others make him laugh, he doesn't learn bad, but only plays ~ people are always not bad, just need to be beaten.
Play, play, play until the exam results come out, from top to bottom. He was dumbfounded, and the teacher was even more dumbfounded.
The teacher who is more anxious than Xu Hanhan, let him speak in a low voice and tell him confidentially: I came to you only for your redemption. You see, the people you play with are hopeless, especially completely hopeless. Stop playing with them and hurt yourself.
Xu Hanhan's return to the classroom became the focus of attention, and everyone stared at him with longing, doubt, curiosity or watching the drama. The whole class reached a rare tacit understanding with their eyes and asked, What did the teacher tell you?
Usually this is a good time to talk about terms. For example, many children will take the opportunity to blackmail me, saying that I will tell you if you buy me candy, I will tell you if you buy me snacks, I will tell you if you copy my homework, and so on.
But our Xu Hanhan is very competitive, but he doesn't take the usual path. I don't need others to plead for him, just tell everyone loudly: the teacher told me not to play with them and said they were hopeless, especially that XXX!
Just a few dozen words are very powerful, which instantly makes the students passionate and full of emotions. Especially the classmate who has a name in public.
I say thank you instead of your teacher!
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The teacher's painstaking efforts finally turned into futility. Xu Hanhan continued to play games with those children, but everyone smoked, drank and played games. He only plays games. With super perseverance and perseverance, Xu Hanhan finally scored himself into the college.
This is indeed the life of a scholar. After all, several other children have long since dropped out of school. No, only Xu Hanhan is tasting the hardships of learning.
It is a terrible thing for a handsome boy to enter college. They are obviously extremely dangerous but will never be detected as high-risk biochemical weapons, which will kill every girl's heart with a brush.
How many romantic encounters did Xu Hanhan, who is beautiful, have in her rich after-school life in college? Others don't need to be counted because they can't count at all. He doesn't have to count, because he doesn't.
Zero. What a perfect answer.
It stands to reason that Xu Hanhan, who continued to grow up as a child, should be a material that can be made. His fair skin and cold face make thousands of girls love, hate and chase this cold male god.
But our Xu Hanhan has to fight against fate. Not only is he not a male god, but he is not even a human being. He has turned himself into a dog-well, a licking dog.
I have always admired people who dare to fight against fate. I think this kind of person is awesome, either a man or a wonder.
Xu Hanhan is what I admire most. He is a wonderful flower among wonderful flowers.
I don't know when he fell in love with a girl he can't love. Since then, this girl has become his endless motivation to change species.
Get up in the morning and rush out the door. Why? Buy the little girl her favorite bread.
During the epidemic, everyone stayed at home, fearing that he would rush out with a mask. Why? Buy milk tea for the little girl.
In the middle of the night, pretending to be two national treasures with big black eyes, why don't you sleep? Stop it! I'm making a food guide!
The little girl has an excellent appetite, and there are countless things she likes, which makes Xu Hanhan full of fighting spirit. I buy snacks for girls in different ways every day. I have a full schedule and enjoy running. The face is filled with a smile full of sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, without a trace of fatigue.
Until the girl has a boyfriend.
Xu Hanhan depressed and bored, the in the mind seems to have lost something particularly important. If you ask me, he really thinks too much. He never owned it, let alone lost it. This guy has too much sense of ownership.
But soon he came back to life.
Because the little girl broke up with her boyfriend.
Xu Hanhan gloriously restored his dog's identity. The evolution process from standing on two legs to standing on four legs was completed very smoothly and quickly, and he began to run happily in small shops in all corners of the city. The days of n-point and 1-line are very fulfilling. It's good to look at the lost wallet, full of sense of accomplishment and satisfaction.
I don't know how long this has been going on.
Until the little girl got back together with her ex-boyfriend
The dog was forced to be sad again, then gave up, then stood up and grew into a man.
Sometimes I wonder, what role does Xu Hanhan play in girls' emotional experience?
I think this is a catalyst.
As soon as Xu Hanhan chased her, the girl realized that she had to find a boyfriend to respond quickly.
Xu Hanhan chased after him again, and the girl realized that even her ex-boyfriend had to be a boyfriend again, and then she reacted.
I have to say that Xu Hanhan is really important, making the girl realize the importance of that boyfriend to her again and again. So Xu Hanhan, girls don't like pets. Please be a person.
After that, the dog was tired of running after all. I realized that this love could never be obtained, so I finally returned to the normal life of human beings and changed my position by the way. From loving dogs to working for a living, I started unhappy working hours and very happy working hours.
Love him, fat can't. So dozens of pounds of meat climbed onto the body, and then Xu Hanhan, who was covered in meat, became Xu Hanhan, who was fleshy.
Until he fell in love with another girl.
Miss Xiao Jiu is a very ambitious and independent contemporary young woman. She likes studying and keeping healthy. She is independent in thought and decisive in action, and has no bad hobbies.
Xu Hanhan thought, this is a treasure girl not to be missed! So I finally made up my mind to lose weight, otherwise how could the goddess chase me?
The little girl is thin and small, and she calls her sister all day. Xu Hanhan is tall and burly, which is also unique in the group.
What happened to them after that? I don't know, other people's stories are left to others to create.
I wish Xu Hanhan all the best.