1 On a sunny noon in Wan Li, my boss and I were lying in bed leisurely, and there was a daily chat about TV dramas and the professional male gods next door. Our boss is a scholar. He shares with me the good books he has read from time to time and always urges me to read more.
No, the boss just asked me: Have you seen the history of China in Yi Zhongtian? It was almost time, and before I could answer, Er Liuzi suddenly appeared (she had just washed her hair with a towel on her head and stood at the door with a basin in her hand), grinning, winking and growling: What? Ear scoop for earwax.
Me: poof ... hahahaha ...
Boss: Did you get water in your head and ears after washing?
Me: I'm out of my mind, hahaha ...
2. On a dark night in a month, Liu Zi, who was ill and caught a cold, seemed to be hollowed out. He climbed into bed early and prepared to go to bed early. My brother and I silently turned off the lights and continued to sit on the stool and brush our mobile phones (after all, they are internet addiction teenagers).
Before long, Er Liuzi began to purr intermittently. Gradually, the grunt became more and more urgent, with higher frequency and louder voice. Suddenly, an earth-shattering pig cry broke out. The goods suddenly sat up and asked with a puzzled face: Who ...? I heard someone snoring. ...
My boss and I huddled together, laughing and lying on the ground, unable to control myself.
2. One day, I had nothing to do. Bought a bag of melon seeds, ready to eat melon seeds and brush the drama. Just as I opened the parcel, the monitor called and asked me to run a particularly important leg. Well, the monitor's orders can only be obeyed.
An hour later, tired as a dog, but still beautiful and gentle, I returned to the dormitory. Can I eat melon seeds with peace of mind? ! There was nothing unusual about that bag of melon seeds, and I didn't pay much attention to it. I looked straight at the TV series, and when I got to the punch line, I smiled like a fool. I grabbed a melon seed and bit it, huh? Why an empty shell? Well, it may be fake melon seeds. If I take another bite, it's still an empty shell. I just poked the surface melon seeds with my hand in confusion. Me? #! $.？ , there is a * * * I don't know when to speak improperly, in! Noodles! Both! Yes! Empty! Shell! Even with a little saliva! ! These two silly sons also carefully restored a layer of melon seeds on the surface, didn't I see it? !
I slapped the table with a bang, and these two silly sons burst into laughter like a bell. I ... I just stepped on it and didn't explain.
4. What can I say? These two silly sons sometimes touch me deeply.
It's my birthday soon. I have planned to take them for a rub on my birthday, just for the weekend, and then come back for two days. However, the night before my birthday, they suddenly told me that their club had activities (they joined the same club, and their club often had activities. If they went out at night, they would probably come back the next night). I was confused at that time. These two silly sons must have forgotten my birthday, and the plan to go out for a wave fell through.
What should I do? Oh, forget it. It's just a birthday, but that's all. I was lying in bed and suddenly felt that I was the only one in Nuoda dormitory (in fact, our dormitory was very small). In this way, thinking about thinking, vaguely, I fell asleep.
Suddenly, I felt someone slapping me in my dream. When I opened my eyes, someone was really slapping me! (Actually, Big Brother patted me on the face. When I woke up, they really, at that time, their eyes looked at me with special affection, really special ... I've never heard them say such gentle words: Happy birthday, four words warm to my heart. There is also a cake filled with candles on the ground.
Fortunately, the light was turned off, and there was only a faint light from the candle. They shouldn't have seen my sparkling tears, and they were really touched.
I hit back with a bang: meow! You hit me! Can you be gentle! Is this how you treat my youngest child? ! Bosses haven't Guo Huan, I just jumped behind ErLiuZi, bosses to react at this moment, chasing me to make a phone call, three people in a mess. ...
Being in a foreign land, I am really lucky to know you. We were together, we cried, we laughed and we quarreled. It's good. How time flies! Half of my college days have passed. I really hope that time can wait for us ... The boss is right, neither time nor distance can separate us!