Charlie Chaplin, a gifted humorist, was robbed at gunpoint by gangsters. Knowing that he was at a disadvantage, Chaplin gave his wallet without any unnecessary resistance.

However, he said to the robber, "the money is not mine, but my boss's." Since you took it, my boss must think I embezzled public funds. Brother, I want to discuss it with you. Please shoot my hat twice to prove that I was robbed. "

The gangster thought that with the money, this small request could of course be met, so he fired two shots at the hat.

Chaplin pleaded again: "Brother, can you put another bullet on my clothes and pants to make my boss more convinced?"

All the simple-minded robbers who were carried away by money did so, and all six bullets were shot. At this time, Chaplin struck out with his fist, stunned the robber, got back his wallet and left with a big smile on his face.

A witty person can often get out of trouble by himself.

Interesting stories about celebrity marriage and love

Montgomery

English strategist Montgomery's handwriting is illegible. On one occasion, he went to visit the beautifully decorated Museum in London to commemorate the African War.

While walking in the hall, he visited the exhibits with great interest. Suddenly, he froze and asked the manager, "Where did you get this letter?" The manager proudly replied, "This is your famous bloody sand attack plan!" " "Confused!" Montgomery lost his temper. "This is a letter I wrote to my wife."

Heine

184 1 year, Heine married Eugénie, a salesgirl in a Parisian fur shop, which was an unfortunate combination. Eugénie is stupid and ignorant, and extremely vain. Heine's love for her failed to enable her to overcome her shortcomings. When the poet died, he left her all his property on the condition that she should marry another man.

Heine explained: "At least one person will feel sorry for my death."

Eugene O'Neill

Eugene O 'Neill (1888- 1953), the founder and the most important representative of modern American drama, has a far-reaching influence on modern and contemporary American drama. 1936, O 'Neill won the Nobel Prize in Literature. He doesn't like being famous, so he doesn't want to go to Stockholm to receive the prize.

O 'Neill loves to drink and often gets drunk. On the wedding night, he drank himself unconscious again. When he woke up the next morning, he found a woman lying beside him. "Who are you?" "You married me last night." The new wife was very surprised.

Maugham

British writer Mao Mu received an interesting letter from a female reader at the age of 80. The writer is a young woman. In the letter, she wrote: "I read your work and think you must be a great lover and want to love you very much." Later, I looked up the celebrity dictionary and found that you were older than my grandfather, so I had to give up the idea. " Therefore, Mao Mu later said that love is by no means spiritual, but inseparable from the body.

Hyman

Hyman, known as "the world's first heavy gunner of women's volleyball", once fell in love with a white man and finally broke up because of color and race. After Hyman became famous, the white man went to her and said, "honey, let's make up." Now that you are a world-famous big star, I am very eager to be with you. "

Hyman smiled contemptuously and said, "I don't know if you love me or not." If I love myself, I will still be so black. If you love my fame, then this problem is easy to solve. Please buy a ticket to watch the ball game! "Meet at the dance.

Pushkin was not famous when he was young. Once, he attended a duke's party in Petersburg. He invited a beautiful young aristocratic lady to dance. The lady gave Pushkin an arrogant look and said coldly, "I can't dance with a child." Pushkin was not angry and smiled and said, "I'm sorry! Dear young lady, I didn't know you were pregnant. " With that, he bowed politely and left the ballroom.

Fort Yves prison

In The Count of Mount Quito, Dumas arranged Yves Castle in France as a prison for Edmund Dundis and his friend old Faria. After the book was published in 1844, countless curious readers came to visit this gloomy castle. The keeper of the castle also solemnly introduced Dundees and Faria to each visitor. People's curiosity was satisfied. The watchman got a little tip accordingly.

One day, a well-dressed gentleman came to Fort Yves. As usual, the keeper showed him around the cell. After listening to the usual colorful monologues, the visitor asked, "So, do you know Edmund Dundees?"

"Yes, Sir, the poor child. You know, the world is so unfair to him, so sometimes I will give him more food or secretly give him a small glass of wine. "

"You are really a good man." The gentleman said with a smile and put a gold coin and a business card in the keeper's hand. "Please accept it. This is your well-deserved reward for my son. " The gentleman left, and the administrator glanced at the business card with the visitor's name printed on it in beautiful font: Dumas.

Mr.president

Taft is the heaviest of all American presidents, and his gestures are very powerful. One day, he went to visit former President theodore roosevelt. After arriving at Roosevelt's seaside villa, he decided to take a bath in the sea. It happened that one of Roosevelt's children had had enough fun on the beach and ran home to find Roosevelt.

"Dad, let's go swimming." The child said.

"No, son, not now." Roosevelt picked up the child and said, "Mr. President is using the ocean!" " "

Another marshal could die.

An organization asked Dumas to write a eulogy for a person who died in a difficult situation. Dumas asked if the deceased was a Parisian literary and art person, and replied, "Not exactly, but he also frequented the literary and art circles. He is a bailiff in this area. "

"How much does this cemetery cost?" Dumas suddenly asked.

"25 francs."

"There are 50 francs here, which can bury two bailiffs." Dumas said.

A method for treating alopecia

Once the Berlin Air Force Club hosted an air force hero, and the guest of honor was the famous General Udait. During the toast, a soldier accidentally spilled beer on the general's bald head. The brave soldier was frightened out of his wits.

The whole venue was suddenly silent. General Uddhav laughed at the trembling soldier: "Brother, do you think this is an effective way to treat my baldness?" Thank you for your kindness. Come, let's have a drink! "