1, I think Qin Shihuang must have fallen in love with me through modernity and found that I didn't like learning, so I burned books and buried Confucianism when I went back. . .

I hit our English teacher for the first time. At the beginning of that year, she was beautiful Just graduated from college, young and energetic. She introduced herself on the platform and our class burst into warm applause. . .

I would rather cry in the study room than laugh in the dormitory. Our aim is to make others flustered and unable to learn!

In primary school, the school built a new library. The teacher asked everyone to donate at least one book. As a result, a classmate donated a manual for black and white TV. Recalling the teacher's expression at that time, I want to laugh.

5, the teacher often procrastinates, the students decide to report jointly, and I am the first to sign! Then only my name and more than 30 handprints were on the tip-off. . .

In Chinese class, the teacher wrote a word "rice" on the blackboard. What did he ask?

Suddenly my deskmate shouted: threesome!

The audience was stunned. . .

7. In senior three, a girl scolded an honest boy, * * * mom. . . * * * Mother. . . .

The boys began to ignore it, and then they were scolded urgently. He stood up and said, * * * NianLia!

The girl suddenly became quiet. . .

7. bask in the quilt, my roommate, was electrocuted when she was collecting the quilt. I didn't expect this goods to say: Don't you dare to electrocute me, believe it or not, I will sleep with you at night. . .

8. Roommate: "I'm not going to sleep tonight."

"What's the matter? Want to sharpen your knife? "

"What? I want to finish watching that new porn! "

" *** ! The exam is coming tomorrow, why are you so anxious to see that? "

"I can't help it. My father said that if I failed in the exam, he would break my hand. Then what can I do? "

9. When registering downstairs in the dormitory, I heard the boys chatting with the aunt of the building manager.

The boy said he didn't have a sister yet, and the aunt pointed to the register and said, "Pick whatever you want."

The boy said, "These are all people who have boyfriends, which is not good."

Aunt said, "What's wrong with having a boyfriend? Aren't you a civil engineer? I can't dig the wall, and the university has been studying for four years! "

10, roommate: Why are you in class?

Me: I woke up and came ~ Why did you come to class?

Roommate: I can't sleep.

1 1. At the beginning of school, I said: Break up with your mobile phone! Break up, computer! Break up, WIFI! Break up, TV! Break up, air conditioner! I fucking married the school! ! !

Roommate God comments: You have so many spare tires before you get married!

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