Main characters: Koharu Zi, Xiao Yu, Xiao Lin, Xiao Cao, Xiao Ling, Fat Cat and Female Cleaner.

bedroom

Koharu: (singing) Today next year, I will lose sleep again, and my job is upside down. I look forward to your noodles. My classmates have opened a new noodle restaurant, and I will wait for your face. I can hear you say "more money" when I leave.

Xiaoyu: It's out of date. Look at me. (Singing: Ten girls and nine losers. Obviously, I am beautiful. I can say that I am tall and beautiful. I am young and beautiful. There is no disrespect. )

Grass: What a pity. Look at me. (Singing: No mosquito-repellent incense, no ice cream, I am a bachelor without money) The revised lyrics of Grass.

Koharu Zi: No, no, something popular. (Singing: I hear your voice, and I want to vomit, so I can't stop vomiting, and I dare not see you again) "Mice Love Rice"

Glass: I'll have one too. (Singing: Look at my tears, and you don't look back. After crying, your heart turned to dust. I don't want to give you the money you want. After all, it is still used to pick up girls. Don't ask my tears. It doesn't matter to you

Xiaoyu: I feel a little. (Singing: Only mothers are good, and children with mothers are like babies,,,)

(Grass, Koharu): Go, go, go.

Koharu Zi: Still young.

Grass: Exactly.

Koharu Zi: Go on. (Singing: I love you, love you, just like a German shepherd loves a sheep, no matter what)

Kobayashi: (singing: I want to vomit when I see you, and I want to fight when I am angry). Are you crazy enough? It's one o'clock. If you don't sleep, others will sleep.

Cao: Xiao Lin, don't be so excited. I know I sing very well, but don't be so inferior. You can do it later.

Xiaoyu: Exactly. Although I am more handsome than you, don't be too ashamed.

Xiao Lin: Smelly, I got good grades with the first beautiful man in Guangdong Institute of Light Industry. I have tens of millions of girls under my knees. You two boys shouldn't dance with me.

(Koharu Zi, Xiao Yu, Xiao Cao): I threw up.

Xiaoyu: Look at yourself in the mirror. Everyone in the class knows that you are no different from Wu Dalang.

Kobayashi: Don't talk nonsense. There will be an exam tomorrow, and the results will be tested the day after tomorrow.

Koharu: It's boring to study all day. The purpose of going to college is not to study, but to enjoy life and taste the forbidden fruit of love.

Grass: That's right. Going to college is to accomplish three major events in life: one is vigorous love, the other is straightforward lovelorn, and the third is to get a diploma honestly.

Xiaoyu: I have never been in love in college, or I have never been to college. Life is geometric. I have missed the sun. Why should I miss the moon?

Koharu Zi: I once had a sincere feeling in front of me. Don't cherish it until you lose it. The pain of life is nothing more than this. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to her: I love you.

Xiaolin: I fell asleep. Travel to the world of love yourself, alas! Nowadays college students are really not shy. They keep silent about "I love you" and are surrounded by beautiful women. People who study are regarded as idiots, and China's education will come to an end.

Xiaoyu: Sleep, sleep, sleep. Harvard students only sleep two hours a day, and we only sleep four hours, which is half of Harvard students.

Koharu Zi: Smelly, you can pick up garbage at Harvard University. You are asleep and sleepy.

Cao: Well, keep your energy and you can pick up girls better tomorrow.

Go to the front of the bed, the grass and Koharu bumped into each other.

Grass: You go first.

Koharu: You go first.

Grass: Go to sleep first.

Koharu Zi: Go to sleep first.

Grass: No, I will sleep when you are asleep.

Koharu Zi: No, no, I won't sleep until you wake up.

Xiao Lin: What, let the two sleep together. If there is any more noise, I will get up and turn on the music, so that everyone can't sleep together.

Grass: What are you talking about? You just sleep. hum

Xuexiao road

Grass, Xiaoyu and Koharu go to school with their schoolbags on their backs. At the bottom of the dormitory building, they met a fat cat mopping the floor, and they made a detour.

Fat cat: What day is it today? Why are you dressed so beautifully?

Xiaocao: I heard that the management department has opened a dance literacy class, in which there are many beautiful women, and we intend to add them.

Fat cat: How could you? Your parents work hard to make money for your education. It's not easy to make money, son. It is not easy to grow up.

Xiaoyu: Don't be wordy. Everyone understands these truths. Just pay them back when you make money later.

Fat cat: How can you talk like that? Your parents expect you to make progress so hard. Why? ...

Koharu Zi: What age is it? It's 2 1 century. You're still so old-fashioned No wonder you are worthless. You are destined to be single all your life. Let's go pick up girls.

Fat cat: scare, say that I am single all my life, and tell you that my fat cat is the most handsome cleaner in the school.

Koharu Zi: Of course, you are the most handsome. You are the only male cleaner in the school. You can blow if you want.

Fat cat: Fill, your grandfather and I are picking up girls. You haven't been born yet?

Xiaoyu: There is a cleaner over there. This is a good time for you to play. Come on, let's go. Let's leave now.

Fat cat: get on the bus and watch me sing: "I can't forget seeing you for the first time, a pair of charming eyes, hey, you ignored me." I love you, I love you, just like a fat cat loves a mouse,,,)

Female cleaner: Idiot,

Fat cat: Ah, alas! I think I'd better become a nun.

Xiaoling is watching the scenery.

Xiaoyu: Hey, that seems to be the instructor of the dance literacy class.

Glass: Kind of like Koharu. I'll leave it to you. Show the charm of your man.

Koharu Zi: I am afraid of you. Look at me. (Step forward, step back) Let's go together. Although I am a man, I am inevitably shy.

Xiaoyu: It's no use. I don't even have the courage. I still want to pick up girls and go home to drink milk.

Three people go to Xiaoling together.

Xiaoyu: Hello, Xiaoling, we want to join your dance literacy class. Your beautiful face fascinates us, and your elegant dance steps fascinates us. We really want to join your team.

Xiaoling: Who are you?

Xiaoyu: (singing) It's raining outside, as if my heart is dripping. I am Xiaoyu.

Grass: (singing) There is no fragrance of flowers, not as high as trees. I am an unknown grass. I am a grass.

Koharu Zi: (singing) Spring is there, spring is there, and spring is in the green forest. I am Koharu Zi.

Xiaoyu: You are more beautiful than Yang Guifei. If Yang Guifei were still alive, she would become a nun instead of an imperial concubine.

Cao: If Shi is reincarnated, she will be ashamed to see you. She will only indulge in diving.

Koharu Zi: If Zhaojun comes back to life, he will be eclipsed in front of you, then he will have to stay away from the frontier fortress and never return to the Central Plains again.

The three of them said: our admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River, which is endless and continuous, like the water of the Yellow River.

Xiaoling: Asshole. (leaves angrily)

Xiaoyu: Are we wrong?

Grass: No, we are all very polite.

Koharu Zi: Is there anything wrong with the line?

Grass: No problem, I have reviewed it for more than thirty times.

Xiaoyu: That's strange.

Three people: alas! (Singing) I looked left and right, and it turned out that every girl was puzzled. I thought and thought, guessed and guessed, and the girl's mind was really strange. La,,,,,,