A good reason is half the battle, but acting and lying are essential. The reason is inseparable from lying skills. Since you want to lie, first of all, you should firmly believe that what you say is true and keep hinting at yourself before you make up a lie completely, so that you can be calm and orderly when you say "reasons" (this takes some time to exercise). As we all know, before the "Eleventh" and various small holidays, dear counselors were basically fake. If you want to release the "Eleventh" and turn the small holiday into a seven-day holiday, you need appropriate excuses and skills (not suitable for those who have no guts, those who study hard, those who are extremely rare and precious, and those who do morning exercises or run with strict roll call system).
First, look at the school calendar, see which day and week the holiday begins, and then make a good analysis based on your own curriculum. There are basically two kinds of courses-a small class (30-50 people) and two large classes (60-+∞). Generally, small classes are difficult to escape and need to take time off. On the contrary, in a large class, because there are many people, the teacher doesn't call the roll for you many times, so the chances of your classmates calling the roll for you are greatly improved, which can help you save valuable time for asking for leave and extend your holiday (the teacher who takes pictures of several people has no solution).
Learned which day to take a vacation. It is almost impossible to take a day off before the festival without extremely justified reasons. At this time, you must have courage. It is not easy to escape if you are not satisfied for a day or two. Just to escape. Take this year's "Eleventh" as an example. It is difficult to ask for leave on the 30th.
However, it is very easy to ask for holidays on or before the 28th. Basically, just use a similar excuse. However, the classes on the 29th and 30th are more difficult, and the ones with fewer classes can be ignored. Find someone to replace them, okay. There are many classes, few small classes, and teachers are the best. On the one hand, it depends on RP, on the other hand, it depends on how your leave is extended. If you use the excuse of being sick or having an emergency at home, you can say that you are in poor health and basically postpone your work aboveboard. If there are other excuses or counselors are the best, be sure to get on well with the monitor. The teacher named you for not coming, and asked the monitor to tell you to ask for leave and ask for a leave note. Ok, the monitor said. Wait until the eleventh time to go back to school, and then show the note to the teacher. After the eleventh, the teacher didn't know how high he hit, and he forgot it long ago. He taught so many students to give notes that he couldn't remember the date. If it doesn't match the number, you can scribble the record (it's a bit confusing and needs to be studied carefully)
In short, counterfeit money should be used on the cutting edge, and the best in small classes and teachers should be treated with counterfeit money. Generally speaking, it is enough to find a classmate with some basics. This is the essence of using counterfeit money for a few days. We must analyze specific problems, not copy them mechanically, and make our own holiday plans in combination with holiday time, our own courses and teachers' situation. It's really not good, and you must not fight luck and RP, and take a holiday on time honestly. Safety comes first. Remembering a name is a trivial matter, but it becomes a major event in the counselor's impression, which is equivalent to self-destruction of the future of the holiday. Safety comes first.
The reasons are as follows. The first recommendation is your home loan to buy a house, and the name on the property certificate is you. Now the bank wants you to go back and sign some papers. This reason has been tried and tested, and it is out of the cliche of illness and other reasons. It is an enhanced version of something at home, which not only reflects something at home, but also makes sense, and also tells the specific reasons. Generally, counselors don't think that students can make up such reasons, so they try every time.
The success rate is 100%. Technology 0 (Similarly, you can use your home to buy insurance for you, and your home can buy a car in your name, etc.)
Second, get sick. One of the oldest reasons, but to succeed, you must have excellent acting skills and reasonable etiology. I won't say much about acting. You can call the counselor in advance and tell him how uncomfortable you are on the phone. This is much easier than talking in person, and it saves facial expressions and body language (you can't go to class or ask for leave in person when you are sick). Acute enteritis is the most suitable cause, that is, going out to eat "dark food" to eat enteritis, eating seafood to eat dysentery, etc., combined with the recent spread of large-scale infectious diseases such as influenza. However, in case of SARS and H 1N 1, it is not recommended to say that you have a cold and fever, and you will be happy if you are isolated. This method should avoid meeting responsible and caring psychological counselors (especially young people who have just taken office), and you will be in big trouble when you come to visit the sick. If you are a girl, you can say that it hurts like hell every month. This method has no solution. Only you know how painful it is, and the counselor can't say anything. Boys, if you are embarrassed, say you are circumcised and don't walk for a week. . The success rate is 80%, and the technology 100%.
Third, there is something at home. One of the oldest reasons, such as strong contempt for cursing family members. The available reason is that parents go abroad to do business and return home once or twice a year. After that, I cried and was extremely excited. Finally, they put forward how to spend more time with them. Generally, a counselor with a little conscience will agree, but it needs some acting skills, and the counselor doesn't know the details of your family. The success rate is 80%, and the skill is 80% (in the same way, it can be said that parents work far away and finally come back, or frontier defense, or family members come to see you at school and want to take time off to accompany them, depending on how many days you want to take time off)
Fourth, go home and inspect the soldiers. Suitable for people whose household registration is not in school, who are physically strong and usually don't wear rimmed glasses. Check the time of soldiers' inspection in the year where the household registration is located online, and then you can go home and enjoy it. Because it is not widely used, it ranks fourth. The success rate is 100%, and the technology is 0.
Fifth, tickets. Conventional reasons, but also force majeure. It can be said that tickets can't be bought. For example, tickets can only be bought on September 29th, 30th, June 65438+1 October1,and 2nd. So please take a vacation on the 30th. Or the train is late, the traffic jam on the road, and the plane is late. Missed the bus, train, plane. And so on, vulgar and useful, combined with the specific situation of flexible use. The success rate is 50%, and the technology is 0.
The rest: the bed collapsed and was repaired in the dormitory. My roommate is ill. Take him to the hospital. Interview with TV station on the way. Abortion, or abortion with others. I was scratched by a car on the way. I went to the hospital for a check-up, but it's okay. When something was stolen on the way, I called the police and went to the police station to make a statement. Donate blood, and then passed out. And so on, combined with the specific situation, and then choose the reason.
PS: These methods are only suitable for dealing with psychological counselors, and are not recommended to relatives and friends in daily life, which is immoral. At least I don't need it. . . . . Welcome to add