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What does a dog learn when he goes to school?
Of course, I will learn several subjects! The first year is equivalent to primary school, and you have to learn mathematics (mainly a few bones+bones =? ), Chinese (mainly how to chat with other friends), foreign languages (Mandarin and cat language are required). The second year is equivalent to junior high school, so I learn more. In addition to primary school subjects, we should also learn physics (how hard bones are to eat, etc. ), chemistry (rice+soup reaction produces objects), history (as a dog, of course, we must understand the types and history of the dog family! ), politics (what rules dogs should abide by), geography (know the location near the owner's house like hospitals, police stations, schools, etc. ), biological (know how many claws you have and what your body is made of! After graduating from junior high school, there should be a large number of dogs dropping out of school because they didn't get into high school! Dogs entering high school are wearing silver mirrors to prepare for the college entrance examination. Pay special attention at this time, dogs will fall in love! At this time, they are upright and mature. Even fewer dogs can go to college, and for dogs, it is better not to go to college when they go to college, have reached old age and start to get old! Cultivate your next generation at home!