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The fake college I might go to.
Recently, everyone is talking about "fake", fake companies, fake schools, fake China people ... Is it because everyone has a pair of eyes?

The fact is, people have no vision and accidentally fall into all kinds of pits.

I may work in a fake company. Other people's companies have 23 days of paid annual leave and a generous year-end bonus. Our company has a holiday for less than seven days, and we haven't even seen the shadow of the year-end award.

I may have seen a fake cat. The cat didn't catch the mouse properly, so it was enchanting. It took the initiative to pose when I took pictures of it.

I may have gone to a fake school. There is a lot of news about my alma mater on the Internet recently. Although the canteen is high, there are even wild boars. The ecology of the school has never been so good.

I may be fake porcelain. New york's high school Chinese test paper made me doubt my life, and I couldn't pronounce the first word of the first question.

I may have reviewed the fake books. I didn't pass the final exam after I got the final exam results. There must be something wrong with my data.

I may have eaten a fake meal. Obviously, I ate a lot of rice. Why am I hungry after eating for a while?

I may be my mother's fake daughter. Only a few days after returning home, I began to be rejected by my mother, playing mobile phones and watching TV.

I may be a fake college student. It should be good for neighbors to go to college. They will go to many universities and work in good companies. And I'm not bad at all, just working in a small company.

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How many things are different from my conventional understanding? This is a mystery.

I bought a bag of salt, went home and read the instructions carefully, but it was nitrite. I actually bought a fake, which made me very happy.

The news said that soy sauce is actually blended, and many seasonings are fake, which scared me to read the instructions of my soy sauce quickly.

I received 100 yuan for selling vegetables. A closer look at it at night turned out to be fake. I tore the hundred yuan into pieces angrily.

I just bought a new bag, and the store clearly said it was genuine leather, but the bag broke the next day.

After four years of hard work, the university can't even get a diploma after four years, and the school is fake.

It cost a lot of money to have a physical examination in the hospital. The news said that this hospital is not qualified, but it is actually a fake hospital.

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The news always reports that there are many fakes in this world. Fake driver's license causes major traffic accidents; Fake identity cards give some people illegal benefits; Fake shopping websites make people suffer heavy losses; False job opportunities make people fall into pyramid schemes.

This kind of "fake" is a "fake" that everyone hates, and people hope that this kind of "fake" will never appear.

Fake food, fake websites ... The existence of these fake things makes people hate "fake". Why do people still like to joke about "fake"?

This is a mockery. For example, if a person failed in the exam, the fact is that he didn't review well, but he deliberately said that the materials reviewed were false. People say this for fun and for relaxation.

This is a kind of seeing reality clearly. It is an unchangeable fact that one's company has few holidays or no year-end bonus, and people have already seen this fact clearly. Although I don't want to admit it, I still have to say it in another way.

This is a kind of self-mockery. Everyone thinks that college students should be very powerful and know everything. The reason is that you went to college with your parents' hard-earned money. But in fact, many people have misunderstandings about college students, and going to college is nothing. Some people may laugh at themselves as "fake college students" without much knowledge in college.

This is a kind of helplessness. Everyone is saying "fake". There are some disgusting "fakes" in society, but what can we do to deal with them. "Fake" has suddenly become a buzzword on the Internet, and people want to participate in it just to keep up with the trend of this era.

In fact, people don't want to be "false" in their hearts. They just hope that many beautiful things are true, and they also want to use "truth" to restrain this society and make it more beautiful and harmonious.