Marriage is a ward.

One party takes good care of the other, and the other party loves the other.

2. Marriage is a building.

Marriage based on love is a beautiful villa; Marriage based on money is a paper house made of money, which can't stand the wind and rain.

3. Marriage is a game of Go.

The closer the positions of the two sides are, the longer the game will be. This position includes knowledge, accomplishment, personality and even birth.

4. Marriage is a porcelain.

It's troublesome to do well, it's easy to break, and it's troublesome to pick up those pieces. Therefore, we should keep in mind the usual prompt on the box: "handle with care, don't turn it upside down."

5. Marriage is a refrigerator.

Its purpose is to keep love fresh, but the result is to cool it down.

6. Marriage is a dish.

Husband likes salty food, so he only puts salt, and wife likes sweet food, so he only puts sugar ... so, when this dish is out of the pot, no one can eat it.

7. Marriage is a kind of fruit.

Some marriages are like oranges, and peeling off petals is sweet; Some marriages are like coconuts, there is not much sweetness in the big shell.

8. Marriage is a bridge.

You are young when you embrace each other and walk to the bridge; Walking hand in hand on the bridge are middle-aged people; Helping each other off the bridge is old age.

9. When a person understands women, he will sympathize with men; But when one studies men, he forgives women.

10, the number of women you like is directly proportional to your marriage age.

1 1. Some people get married because they are afraid of loneliness, while others are lonely because they are afraid of marriage.

12, love is an adventure, marriage is insurance and an affair is a close call. What kind of risks do you hope to encounter?

13, half of men are women. The definition is this: half of a man is a woman around him, and the other half is other women.

14, the biggest disadvantage of being married for a long time is that sometimes lying in bed, I can't tell the difference between a wife and a pillow.

15, my wife is making a wish with a birthday cake heart, and my husband is watching the cake heart curse.

16, the so-called seven-year itch is: one year fresh, two years familiar, three years boring, four years thinking, five years planning, six years stupid, seven years action.

17, love is: you meet a woman or a man who has nothing to do with you, and then you have nothing to do with each other.

18, marriage is: an optimistic woman marries an optimistic man and finally becomes two pessimists.

19, women are not tempted because the things that tempt her are not dazzling enough; A man doesn't rebel because he has too few chips to rebel.

20. Men divide the rich and the poor; Rich people are divided into those who are willing to spend money for women and those who are unwilling to spend money for women.

The advantage of marriage is that you will always have a place of your own. The problem is that you can only have this place forever.

22. It's not a man's fault that a woman can't get married, sometimes it's another woman's fault.

Love is like ice cream, no matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

24. When a woman likes a man, she wants to hear a lie; When a woman hates men, she wants to hear the truth.

25. Love is always light, but the bill is heavy.

26. Women get married by intuition, while men get married by consciousness.

27. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

28. Women often miss men, and men often miss women.

29. A woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry, and a man's specialty is lying.

30. A woman's happiness lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

3 1, women should have full breasts and men should have full pockets.

32. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; When a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.

33. A man who swears for a woman is ridiculous, and a man who makes a fortune for a woman is cute.

34. When a woman insists on celibacy, people will think that she has a problem; When a man insists on celibacy, people will think that he is enterprising. The actual situation is that women insist on celibacy because they can't find a good partner; Men insist on celibacy because they can't find a partner!

35. Men have the idea of getting married after career failure; Women have the idea of marrying a successful man.

36. Marriage is a tragedy, but the audience regards it as a comedy. No one likes tragedy, but everyone must get married. Everything begins with love and ends with marriage.

37. The reason for marriage is calling, and the reason for divorce is short circuit.

Tell me about old women.

Tell me about old women.

First of all, Wu Yanzhu actually created Jiang Zhe, while Jiang Zhe survived and created a comedy boyfriend according to Wu Yanzhu's idea. The heroine is 30 years old, warning us that the reality can't solve the problem of older women. If you want to find the perfect love and marriage, please use your imagination to make up for it!

Second, I feel more and more like an older woman. What if there is no grounding?

Third, the life of this older woman is really hard. I have to introduce this and that to you all day. Now I feel that not falling in love is like being terminally ill.

I am an older woman. I hope I can receive Valentine's Day gifts this year, so as to save my relatives from laughing at me, that is, to give myself a psychological comfort! I hope I can have this good luck, I am in Yan 'an, Shaanxi!

5. During lunch break, my colleague chatted that Xiao Li, the older leftover woman in the unit, had found a little boyfriend. Sister Wang thinks the age gap is a bit big, and she can't understand: how to find such a kid, he hasn't grown up at all. Xiao Li asked in surprise, sister, how do you know it's not big? Have you seen it? After a second of silence, the crowd boiled.

Sixth, no one wants to make so many demands for wonderful older women, so that male students are speechless and deserve to marry!

Seven, the unit this woman is really interesting, temporary workers and formal work points can be clear, older women really don't take you. No one else will be temporary or formal. She only helps and communicates formally and directly ignores the temporary. It's really hard.

When your mother-in-law almost calls you by your first name, you should know that she really doesn't like you. I just brought it now. People just look down on people's dogs. Those who are inferior to others in material, reputation and even health will be despised. No wonder I have no friends. Wow, haha, an older woman without a story, oh, hehe!

Chatting with two cousins at night, she said, elder sister, why are you still single? If this continues, she will be an older woman. I don't have the courage to end my single life. The first reaction to being confessed is that the other person is joking with himself and can only refuse in the name of friendship. After a long time, a person becomes confused and doesn't know how to maintain the relationship between two people. When there is nothing we can do, we can only let nature take its course.

Ten, money is the starting point of personal dignity, but also the guarantee of freedom of marriage choice. Older women who earn hard money and have a certain amount of money in their accounts choose their spouses: ordinary people, etc. Most of them are forbidden to enter the law, the best scum, and even have no chance to get close.

1 1. My husband admits that he doesn't like women. I want to cry without tears. My hometown is Yantai, Shandong. I studied in a local university in Yantai, and later came to Jinan to do e-commerce planning. After working for three years, I have changed from a 23-year-old girl to a 26-year-old woman. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I think, how long will I be single? Even in dreams, I dream of male gods! 20xx National Day, at my dad's house.

Twelve, at my age, Wang Wang gradually became an older woman in everyone's eyes.

Thirteen, there is always someone who is worth waiting for all your friends. She smiled like an older woman, Ruby Lin, and solemnly said, We were not left behind, but left behind voluntarily. I had a good time at every stage! What a wonderful thing it is to be able to rely on yourself and not be raised by others. Because of this, the hearts of veteran cadres have gained. Therefore, if you want to live a good life, you must first change yourself. To all women who work hard, * * * encouragement.

Fourteen, a night view of Chongqing, lotus pond open-air hot pot, Urumqi leftover women are older.

Fifteen, the goddess is now basically staged by older women! Still so beautiful!

Sixteen, know a big sister to introduce me to the object, but also drunk, older women have a hard time.

I have long expected that I will be an older woman, so please give me a surprise on my 27th birthday.

Eighteen years old, a few years ago, a friend called her an older woman with a smile. Ruby Lin said solemnly: We didn't leave, but left voluntarily. I had a good time at every stage! What a wonderful thing it is to be able to rely on yourself and not be raised by others.

Nineteen, no object is a crime, especially for people like me who are old and have not been introduced by others. I want to die alone.

Twenty-one, people in my hometown say that I lived in vain, so I was automatically classified as twenty-three as soon as I got home, but why did I ask if I had a date as soon as I met someone, saying that I should be anxious and flustered when I was 24 years old, and I always felt that I was an older woman, and I was over 25 in the blink of an eye? But actually, go out and say I'm only 22, okay?

Twenty-two, after dyeing her hair, this girl's hair is yellow. My mother said that this hair looks very girly on the whole, but no matter how disguised, she is still waiting to marry an older woman. Let me cry for a while.

Twenty-three, in Hangzhou and others, I read an article saying that many older women participated in male competition, which led to late marriage. I gave some opinions around this topic. Funny, shouldn't women be financially independent? Shouldn't we work hard to make money? Poverty and self-abandonment are more terrible than late marriage.

Twenty-four, you think that simple and happy people have no feelings. People with feelings are really attractive. But few and far between, it is difficult to control, which makes people shudder when they meet bosom friends. Looking again, I was still playing with mud when the sun was shining. As a result, self-pity and self-satisfaction are the mentality at this time. It can also be called: the general mentality of older women.

25. Even if I am slow, I have counted that more than 20 boys have chased me. Even if I am passive again, I can successfully avoid all kinds of possibilities and become an older woman. What's more, I have tried very hard to catch up with others, and I can't help but admire the cow force of fate, which makes you speechless.

26. Older women, please don't sell cute clothes!

Twenty-seven, where is the older woman? It is clearly the right time for youth. I'm here to sing, but I'm here to take a selfie, but why am I not interested in your favorite Phoenix Legend?

Twenty-eight, the mouth is always boring and lonely. In fact, if the person you care about is not around, all emotions will come out. Too much affection is not necessarily a good thing! I am really afraid that I will become an older woman in the future.

Twenty-nine, as single dog, I was rejected by my mother, and there was always something strange about me being an older woman.

Thirty, this year, marrying an older woman has this advantage!

Thirty-one, being an older woman may be self-indulgence.

Why do I always have a hunch that I'm going to be an older woman? Why should I rob the tomb before this meeting begins? Why did I buy tickets for two people and only give them to one person?

Watching people around me get married and have children, I have to feel lonely and even isolated. Maybe I will gradually become a member of this huge team of older women. I am also slowly experiencing the germination, blooming, passing away and even drying up of youth. Thank you for your sincere companionship in your youth.

Thirty-four, since my mother forced me to listen to the broadcast of how older women get rid of their bills last time, today I was forced by her to teach you how to make a strong boyfriend.

Thirty-five, it's not terrible for older women not to marry. The terrible thing is that I feel married when I am old. If given another chance, I will choose the former. Not that anyone is good to anyone. Two people can't communicate without the same language. It's terrible to be unfamiliar with strange bedfellows.

Thirty-six, how can you make up a good play without personal experience? Nowadays, people are talking about elderly women. Is it that important to get married?

Why are there so many older women left? Because a 20-year-old woman has no malice and courage, a 30-year-old woman has malice and courage, and a 40-year-old woman has both malice and courage. When she turned around, she found that the thief had disappeared.

38. Whenever someone says to be careful to become an older woman and no one wants it, I really want to tell him that I never need anyone to want it. The choice is in my hands. I work so hard just because I don't want to be with people like you.

Thirty-nine, I saw two middle school students falling in love at dinner. My heart, an old woman, is broken all over the floor!

Forty years old, I didn't expect that one day I became an older woman who was worried by others.

Forty-one, when will Shu Qi stop acting in the films of these older actresses? This is all professional, and Feng Delun is really responsible. That's enough.

42. I won't accept people who are not my favorite, no matter how good they are to me. My heart is only touched once. Maybe I will get along with someone who has no feelings when I become an older woman, because that is not love. That's just because many times I can't bear too much pressure myself, but can I hold back my heart?

Forty-three, older women are too naive. Every blind date is obviously unable to find a feeling, and then it becomes a high-minded person.

Older women feel helpless when they are forced to get married. Talk about forty articles.

On the helplessness of older women being forced into marriage (I) 1. Don't always interfere in things you shouldn't in the name of your own flesh and blood.

I'm not married yet, so I can't let go of that relationship and forget that person. I am urged to get married by my parents every day. But my heart has been lost ...

My family are very concerned about my marriage and love, which is very sudden. Are you old enough to get married?

Colleagues say that if you don't get married, others will look down on your parents.

The marriage-urging army arrived at the scene three days later. Please get ready.

I was lucky, but I lost my life.

7. There are four days before the Spring Festival. When I was a child, the fun of celebrating the New Year was gone. When I was an adult, I celebrated the New Year just to get married and make money.

8. The pressure is so great that you are forced to get married even in your dreams. In the dream, they were forced to smash the table, run away and even want to jump down.

9. The strange experience in life is falling in love with colleagues. I am not urged to get married by my parents, but by the manager, begging the bosses to let me go.

10. I was urged to get married by my parents and relatives. A male ticket two years older than me is not in a hurry at home. I haven't mentioned it for over a year. Should older ladies be urged to get married?

1 1. I was prevented from puppy love and now I am forced to get married.

12. Actually, you don't know. After you left, I never wanted to get married again.

13. My parents, they helped me to have a blind date with a boy without telling me.

14. My sister is two years older than me and is getting married. It's my turn next. Today, I received a family urging me to get married, leaving me alone.

15. I tried to stop my children from puppy love, but now I try to urge my children to get married …

16. I don't listen. I don't care whether I am happy or not. Let's have a debate first, and then we'll win. I'll tell you the rest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

17. Don't get married just because your parents urge you to get married. There are really few people who get married because of love now.

18. The pressure is too great. I dreamed that I was forced to get married. A pair of parents are very satisfied. Fortunately, when I woke up, my old father said that some people were afraid of marriage.

19. I want to say that even if there is a lot of pressure from parents to get married, even if you see many people compromise themselves in the face of age and reality, please don't easily give yourself up to someone who doesn't love each other very much for marriage.

20. The princess's pure feelings are written on her face, and the witch's deep feelings are planted in her heart.

On the helplessness of older women being forced into marriage (2)1. Is it okay to be forced into marriage by various means at a certain age?

22. The most precious wealth of mankind is hope, which relieves our pain and paints a bright future for us to enjoy the present happiness. If human misfortune only focuses on the present, then people will stop sowing and planting, and people will be prepared for nothing; So in this earthly enjoyment, people will lack everything.

23. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.

24. Mom, can we not talk about "forced marriage" every time?

25. Life is always thinking and looking forward to the future in loss. If there is no sadness and distress in life, no joys and sorrows, then life is blank and desolate. The beauty of the flower season and the sadness of the rainy season are gradually forgotten with the growth rings, half of which is the pursuit of beauty and half of which is the acceptance of incompleteness.

I am relieved to see that everyone is being urged to get married.

27. But now I want to find it most, but I may never find it again, so I know why such an important thing was not cherished at the beginning! Moreover, mother's adult was forced to get married again, looking at such serious eyes.

28. I was urged by my parents to find another boyfriend to get married tonight. I don't know how much you want to marry me. Are you urged by your parents?

29. I feel so comfortable thinking about it. My parents don't want me to support them. I have no mortgage to pay, I don't want to get married, and I have no female friends to take care of. Self-sufficient life, work brings me vision, and I try to enrich my hobbies in my spare time, and there are many, many more. That's great.

30. Do you think it is the most terrible to have parents who are forced to marry and have children? Try to have a successful parent who is forced to live?

3 1. Something very sad happened! ! Parents urged marriage. Appreciate parents' worries. I just haven't met the right girl who wants to be with me!

32. I was urged to get married again today, and I didn't even have a date. I used to think that if you take your time, there will always be some, but in fact there is nothing; Later, I found it was too passive, so I took the initiative. People think I'm crazy and want to cry!

33. I sighed and expressed countless bitterness and helplessness. I don't want to say a word, and I don't want to communicate more for a minute.

34. Before you know it, you are at the age of being forced to get married. I was rejected by my mother at home during the summer vacation. Nothing can be said without help.

35. It used to be forced debt, but now it is forced marriage. In this anxious and horrible blind date month, in this Spring Festival, where the scissors are constantly confusing and forced marriage is like flying knives, "Chinese forced marriage" is fiercer than the tiger, and I can't stand it!

36. With less money, many things are far from home, so it's really urgent to get married.

37. Children of the same age in other families are urged to get married by their parents. I am glad that my parents understand me very well. They know what I want, so they won't whisper in my ear every day. It will be my 27th birthday in a few days. I hope I will have everything on my 28th birthday next year. Good night

38. At this age, it is inevitable that family members will not urge marriage. The elders warned that the older you get, the slower your fertility will recover, but you don't get married to reproduce.

39. When I get old, someone always urges me to get married. I am most afraid of the Chinese New Year holiday. You might as well scold me. okay what can I do? My 92-year-old aunt, I am also very helpless and worried to death.

40. I had a good holiday, and I can finally put down my work, but I feel too heavy at the thought of going home.

Happiness of leftover women: 50 classic quotations

1 The work plan conflicts with the boyfriend's appointment time, and the former is occupied. The former won't let you down, and the older you get, the less you will, unless your current job is to be an escort.

Only little girls can show their maturity by smoking, night outings and having more boyfriends, so you don't have to.

It's best not to let the man on the first date know where you live. If the other party insists on sending it, then go downstairs. Trust me, he won't die of thirst without a cup of tea.

If you buy more than ten shirts every month for six consecutive months, consider buying a house.

The man you met in the bar doesn't have to leave his phone number.

A man's desire for himself is like a lawyer's desire for criminals: even if he knows he is guilty, he should defend himself. You know that.

Love your job, but not your boss.

Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

Marrying a rich man is like robbing a bank. The gains are always great, but the consequences are endless. If you can't try, you'd better not try.

10 Don't let a man lie, he will hate you. Don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.

1 1 If you love him again, you don't need to give him breast augmentation.

12 regards love as a luxury: you can live without the best.

13 follows fate, but it doesn't mean that you don't work hard.

Praise from colleagues is like perfume. You can smell it, but don't drink it.

15 Never ask this question: Why don't you love me?

16 nothing, anyone, will be so important that 12 you still want to stay up after midnight.

17 Smile sincerely and don't be afraid of wrinkles.

18 Always stay with healthy people.

19 think when you want to. Say no when you don't want to.

In fact, life is lonely even with company. It is better to cultivate interest early, such as planting flowers and raising fish after middle age.

2 1 Falling in love is like playing mahjong. It's boring if you're not serious, and it's easy to be sad if you're too serious. Cultivate a little game spirit.

The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

Whether it's lace underwear or work report, simplicity is the best.

You should have the courage to break a wrong promise.

Adhere to principles in major events and learn to be flexible in minor ones.

Nothing can change health.

Whether a person is reliable depends on what means you use to control him.

There is no need to argue about everything, just give the result.

Men are always courting women who don't take him seriously. So is fate.

Learn to manage money, even if it's archaeology or violin.

3 1 Too concerned about a person, often can't get it. So is money.

Find an interesting sport and stick to it. XX doesn't count.

When you meet someone who makes your heart beat, you might as well like it once.

Don't cry in front of someone who wants you to cry.

Do a physical examination once a year to understand your health.

Be sure to keep a set of keys at your parents' or friends' home.

If your room is getting whiter and whiter, there are fewer visitors, and there is no dust on the desktop floor, you will be upset when you hear the noise of children. Wash your hands more than 20 times a day. See a psychiatrist.

Even if you really don't like children, don't say it.

Personal friends should not come to your office often.

Don't be curious about what others say about you, think about what you say about him.

4 1 You see, men never ask people how to have the best of both worlds in marriage and career.

Love is not XX. Love is wanting to sleep with each other.

Simply put, the person who often makes you laugh is a good person.

Don't have personal relationships with people whose moral values are different from yours.

If you don't start honoring your parents, it's too late! !

Dignity is like a corset, which makes a woman noble, but if it is deliberately revealed, it becomes vulgar.

You are as old as you look.

Don't be obsessed with beautifully packaged things.

50 can be happy! Remember that you can only live a lifetime.