The script of the essay "Super College Students"

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Moderator: Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the selection site of Ningcheng Super University. I'm Yin Ling, the host. What about our competitors? Mainly to examine the comprehensive quality of college students. Select the best players and award them the title of super college students. After layers of selection, we selected three candidates. Let's welcome them to their debut.

Zhuang zi's house appeared (accompanied by Tang Bohu's music. )

Strong. Room: Hello, everyone. We are Superboy Group.

Moderator: Wow, you are the legendary SB group. Everyone loves flowers, and the car has a flat tire. Welcome to visit.

Moderator; hello

Zhuang: Thank you, moderator.

Moderator: Hello.

House: The host is so handsome.

Moderator: Thank you.

The host is here, let's get started, everyone is very busy!

Zhuang: They are all celebrities.

CHAIRMAN: Sorry, there is still one member who is not present.

Zhuang: Who is so slow?

Music (with Tang Bohu's music. )

Wang: Hello, everyone. Wow, this host is awesome.

Moderator: Thank you.

Wang: Do you think I am handsome?

H: Eh. ...

W: No, no, don't answer. Your eyes tell me everything.

(deleted)

Fang: Oh, you said you were shivering so much that you stood up and made people live.

Zhuang: Why do you think he is shaking?

Room: I've never seen it so cold. Let's start when the host comes.

Wang: Where did all this come from? It's the same as the underworld

Moderator: Ok, now that all three contestants are here, I declare the Ningcheng Super College Student Selection Competition to begin now.

Three people: yeah (v's gesture)

Host: Let's start the first part of the competition. Please let the contestants show themselves, OK?

The house stood up.

House: Hello, everyone. I'm number one. Many people know that I am from Ningbo, and there are many freshmen present. I want to say hello to you in Ningbo dialect: Nice to meet you!

Is it Ningbo dialect? I'm all set (take out the manuscript).

House: Ah! Ningcheng, Ningcheng is a disaster. 6S runs well. Handsome guys run around, beautiful women run around, the dining hall is full of food, the teaching concept is advanced, teachers are hard to find, foreign countries are in a mess, blacks are the boss, swine flu is driven away, and Gaddafi comes out to harass. Looking at the world situation, this pimple is the best. Thank you (a gesture)

House: My uncle who died for many years yesterday called me and said, Who won't vote for me today and who will nag me at night? Thank you!

Moderator: Please welcome contestant number two.

Zhuang: Hello, everyone. My name is Miao Zhuang. You can call me Lao Zhuang. At the age of three, I know thousands of words; at the age of five, I recite Tang poems; at the age of seven, I master four books and five classics; at the age of eight, I master poetry and songs. I can write a feast for the world, and I can get on the horse and practice martial arts. Beauty and wisdom coexist, the embodiment of hero and chivalry.

House: Oh, will you stop blowing? Do you think you are Lv Xiucai?

Zhuang: Don't make noise on the telephone poles. Today, I bring you a poem written by myself, and it is also a piece of advice for all freshmen here.

(Miao Zhuang takes out the manuscript)

Zhuang: When you enter a university, you must remember that interpersonal relationships should be strong. If you don't cheat in the exam, you will definitely be a junior next year. Thank you.

F: Oh, dear!

Moderator: Please welcome contestant number three.

Wang: Hello, everyone. My stage name is bachelor, and my name is bachelor. Everyone says I'm handsome.

Fang: Come on, you look like an old demon in Montenegro, and you are handsome.

Wang: I'm so excited today. They all have poems to recite, and I am no exception. I recited a poem to express my feelings about my long life and study. Don't clap yet It is said that the exam is too tired, the disciples are miserable, sweating every day, and the result is gaunt, and the defeat is a mess, and the nightmare is sleepless. The topic of (a meal) will be different, but I am afraid that others will laugh. I want to ask the teacher for advice, and I am afraid of listening to the southern accent, so I have to cry in private and shout at the wall. Time flies. I want to study hard and unite my brothers and sisters to take the lead. I hope to have a good dream every day and wake up easily. Thank you! I don't scare my uncle like some people do. Who are you kidding? (deleted)

H: OK, thank you! After the first wonderful self-introduction, I think everyone has got a preliminary understanding of them.

Moderator: OK, then, after the first round of wonderful self-introduction, (delete) let's look at the support rate of Ningcheng Forum. At present, the first person in Ningcheng Forum is my bachelor.

Wang: Thank you, thank you.

H: ok, I hope to keep working hard.

Zhuang: Just him.

Room: just him, the host, he doesn't talk about super college students and even personal hygiene!

Zhuang: He doesn't wash his feet for a week.

Room: I don't take a shower all the year round.

Zhuang: There are cockroaches all over the bed.

(The house is ashamed)

Master: OK, now let's enter the last link of the competition-the life and death express.

Zhuang: Hey. . . Why is it still the life and death express?

Wang: I am desperate.

Lord; The so-called life and death express is to rush to answer questions.

Zhuang: Answer first, then answer, life and death express. It was really scary.

House: Gee, I'm always good at grasping answers.

Lord: As far as you are good at it.

House: Then Li Yong's Lucky 52 is looking for me.

Zhuang: Ah, sit, sit.

Wang: You are lucky to have an IQ of 52, aren't you?

Wang: Moderator, don't talk nonsense with him. Let's get on with it.

(deleted)

Master: OK, please listen to the first question. This is a historical question.

Remove the leaves of cabbage and hit a historical figure.

Wang: Liu Bang!

Wang: Remove the leaves from the cabbage, leaving the cabbage bangzi, Liu Bang.

Zhuang: I agree!

Room: What Liu Tie means the same thing. You two grew up drinking Sanlu milk powder, which is obvious, cabbage leaves, Liu Laogen and Liu Zhugen.

Zhuang: People are talking about historical figures. Liu Laogen is a historical figure, and he loves it very much.

Wang: Who taught all this?

The correct answer to this question is Liu Bang. (deleted)

The second question, this question is an action question. I'll do the action, and the player can guess what kind of campus sport it is (in action ...).

Zhuang: Table tennis.

Fang: Bang, bang, bang. I wonder why your IQ is so low, one by one. Moderator, this is not obvious, it is a seat!

Master: How can it be a seat occupation?

Room: Oh, you don't know the host. Ah, that guy, I got up at six in the morning with a bunch of books tied up. I sat down as soon as I entered the classroom.

Two seats, three seats, second row, third row, fourth row, no seats, what is that!

Room: host

H: mm-hmm

F: Can I make a small request?

Lord; Well, you say

Room: Can you stop me from following two idiots PK? The price is too low.

Wang: Who are you calling stupid?

PRESIDENT: Unfortunately, the correct answer to this question is table tennis.

Zhuang: Did you hear that, fool?

Wang; Did you hear that?

Room: There is a problem with the problem, but there is no such problem. Campus physical education

Compere: That depends on me and others. So far, our game is over. Our staff are counting the results of the game.

Let's take a break, advertising time.

F: Does anyone still call you naive?

Zhuang: Does anyone still call you naive?

Wang: Did anyone say that you don't grow up, Lulu milk powder?

Wang: Helping growth.

F: Actually, I'm only 12 years old!

Master: All right, audience, welcome back. This is the most exciting moment. I announce that the final winner of this year's super college students of Ningbo City University is ~ ~ "Zhuangzi". Let's invite the winners to give their acceptance speech. Please welcome.

Zhuang: I dreamed yesterday and won this prize. I didn't expect it to come true. First of all, I want to thank my parents, Ningbo City University and my classmates for giving me this opportunity. I am ready, too. Ah, Ningcheng, Ningcheng is incredible.

Oh, that's my manuscript.

Zhuang: I'm a little nervous. Sorry ~, that's right. Ah, today is a good day, autumn is coming, the autumn wind is pleasant, flowers are laughing, birds are calling, Ningcheng, my alma mater, handsome men and handsome women, dreaming of flying here. We grew up here, and life set sail here, sharpening a sword in three years. Ningcheng elites are brave in pioneering and practicing independence. Look at me, Ningcheng swagger, forge ahead, and create fine products. Look at me, Ningcheng is the most advanced city in China. Thank you!

Moderator: The future of the motherland is for us to build, and the miracle of life needs us to create. In fact, we are all super college students. Well, this year's Ningcheng Super College Student Selection Competition has come to a successful conclusion. Thank you for your participation. Please leave.

(March of determinant) (with deletion)

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The second article

app; application

2 examiners and 3 applicants.

(A company is looking for a sales supervisor)

Applicant: Long Min: an agricultural farmer, too talented; a gifted student with no social background; Zhen Youquan: the son of a government official.

Too talented (holding this hand, stepping, thinking with head held high): Time flies, and I will compete in today's market.

Zhen Youquan (suit and tie, striding forward): According to my investigation, it is really difficult to find a good job in this increasingly competitive market. Comrades, I also applied to live here.

The first examiner said: You are all here to apply. What our company wants is talents in sales promotion, either with education or experience. You are all educated people. .

Suddenly, a tattered man came in from the outside recently. He ran too fast and almost fell down. )

The farmer who broke in recently scratched his head and simply said, big sister, I'm sorry I'm late.

(The assistant examiner is furious): Who is your sister? This girl is only the age of flower season! Huh? How can such a person suddenly appear!

(Long Min looks at the examiner in surprise and says): Elder sister? There are no flowers in my village, only a handful! (exaggerated, use the posture of holding to describe flowers)

(The assistant examiner clenched his fist to suppress his anger): All right. Now let's introduce ourselves, including your name, address, age, nationality, birthday, gender, marital status and education. . . . Report it.

(All three applicants were surprised) (The examiner said with a smile): Don't bother, just give your name and academic experience.

Zhen Youquan: That's more like it, otherwise I thought I was at the police station!

Thai Youcai: My name is Thai Youcai, and I graduated from Thai with a master's degree. After the edification of school culture, the tempering of society and the test of life, I came to your company to apply. I will sell my knowledge to the company, use my culture to sell it, and bring the world outlook, values and outlook on honor and disgrace to the overall interests of the company. . . .

Assistant Examiner: Stop, Vilti, next! (Too talented to hold your glasses and tilt your head back. )

Zhen Youquan: My name is Zhen Youquan, Zhen Dezhi Zhen. I graduated from that H university, because of social competition, well, yes, I came to this company, and then I unexpectedly wanted to hire this position. That's all, thank you.

(Intermediate examiners will add their own actions)

Long Min: My name is Long Min, and I am the dragon of dragons (laughter). I only have rich experience. Please listen to the next chapter for details.

Zhen Youquan: After all, Long Min has such a farmer's name.

Examiner: OK, OK, let's start asking questions.

Assistant examiner: If a beautiful girl appears in front of you, how can you sell yourself and make her accept you?

Long Min: Examiner, can you not? I already have a wife. I'm afraid my wife won't let me sleep in the bed.

(Angry) Associate Examiner: Hypothesis, do you understand the hypothesis? ! !

Long Min: Suppose, oh.

Too talented: hey, I feel sorry for those who have no knowledge.

Too talented: I will recite a very emotional sentence and make her submit to my literary talent.

Zhen Youquan: I called all the traffic policemen back and shouted at the place where the girl appeared: beautiful girl: Zhen Youquan, I really love you.

Long Min: Although I am still afraid, I must seize the opportunity. I will say: elder sister, I can cook, I can wash clothes, I can farm, I can take care of children, but I can't have children. Can you give birth to a fat baby for me?

Assistant examiner: That's brilliant. Do you think a poem can impress that girl? If so, many old ladies will fall in love with you every day, because you talk a lot every day. You can recite a poem now and see if you can make your aunt across the street accept you.

Assistant examiner: Zhen Youquan. You said you could ask all the traffic police to help you. Well, a person goes to the street to find a girl and says loudly that you love her, to see if she will call you crazy!

Deputy examiner: Long Min, hey, do you want other girls to give you a baby just because you look like a bear? Do you think others are your domestic pigs? You can have them if you want.

Deputy examiner: Since you are selling yourself, you should regard the other party as a fortress.

Long Min: Examiner, it is peacetime, so there is no fortress. If we want to fight the Japanese fortress now, all the able-bodied men in our village have already picked up hoes. Is it my turn?

Assistant examiner: Hey, you, this is still a hypothesis, a hypothesis! ! Hey, I want to know, Long Min, why did you join our work?

Long Min: I have experience (patting my chest, holding my head high and making proud gestures).

Associate examiner: Do you have any experience? Then why do you say that donkey's lips are not right for horse's mouth?

Long Min (indignant): No, I really have experience. You see, I have sold chickens at home, pigs in the village, cows in the village and blood in the city. Isn't this all experience? Oh, by the way, when I was selling cattle, a young man in his early 20 s told me, Uncle, how dare you sell cattle on the road? You are really the one between A Niu and Niu C, that's why I am. I'm still thinking, how can I buy a cow and become a cow ABC?

(The assistant examiner bows his head and is silent for a moment) Then he looks up and says, I think you can go home and sell blood.

Long Min: Examiner, what you said is wrong. I sold blood in the city, not at home. I don't have that kind of equipment at home.

Assistant examiner: Hey! (shaking his head)

Examiner: Now, how do you think this girl can accept you?

Long Min: I think so. . .

Assistant examiner: Stop and don't talk. Squat aside with me (Long Min pathetically walks to the podium).

Zhen Youquan: I think there is something wrong with this question.

Assistant examiner: Nonsense, no problem. Can you call me a question?

Brilliant: I think this question is worth discussing. If you allow me, I'll call my tutor to ask.

Examiner: You. . . .

Examiner: Why do you think this question is so difficult?

Long Min, Tai Youcai, Zhen Youquan,: This is not a good question {Long Min stands up from the table}

The assistant examiner said savagely, Long Min, who told you to stand up and go back to squat?

Long Min despondently squatted down and put his hands on his head.

Associate examiner: Why is this a bad question?

(Long Min stands up to the stage again) Long Min says, are you willing to betray yourself?

Assistant examiner: Who told you to sell yourself?

Long Min said: Isn't betraying yourself equal to betraying yourself? Examiner: Are you willing to betray yourself?

(The examiner is angry and the other two candidates laugh. )

Examiner: Don't you think you look like a commodity now? Living in this highly competitive environment, there are too many people with educational background. More experienced, if you can't sell well yourself, do you think any company will accept you? The examiner just made an analogy. Actually, that girl is the job you are looking for. If you can't get that girl to accept you, it means you can't get the company you are looking for to accept you. In the end, you still have nothing. I hope you can understand. In fact, before you came to our company to apply, we had made a detailed investigation on you. We already know about you, and our company just needs talents like you. You are very talented and have a profound academic background, and you can make great contributions to the company in persuading customers. Zhen has the right, is calm when things go wrong, and is good at using personal relationships to achieve sales goals. Long Min, although you have a little knowledge, I believe most bosses still like to do business with honest people, at least they will be honest. So you three are hired temporarily, with a probation period of 2 months.

(Long Min, too talented, Zhen has the right to be surprised)

Brilliant: Sorry, examiner. I feel unfair and believe in my knowledge, so I hope the four examiners can give us another chance. We should persuade four examiners to hire us.

Examiner: Very good. What about Zhen's rights?

Zhen Youquan: I never know how to write "admit defeat". I agree. That's brilliant.

(Examiner smiles): Hmm (Four examiners and the first two candidates look at Long Min with suspicion).

(Long Min bows his hand in fear): When I went out, my daughter-in-law told me that I should learn more from the city after I came out. I'm telling you, I listened to my daughter-in-law and followed in the footsteps of the first two college students in the city.

(Laughter).

Examiner: Then we will visit three more people at the same time tomorrow. (Applause)

[End]