I used to have a girlfriend who was quite plump in college. When she was conservative, she weighed 58KG and had a chest circumference of 92CM. When we hang out at school together, we often become the object of campus return. Friends often say that when I hold her with open arms, my hands will definitely not meet properly, or "your boy is dishonest and your wife crushed you to death." . . . .
After I came out as a social worker, it is estimated that most of the thin buddies have swollen their stomachs and gained 20-30 Jin, which is within one year. These really envy me, but I still have the same paragraph and have met some girls. They left me because I was seemingly "insecure", and one of them left me a message when he abandoned me.
At first, I ate Amway's B+ protein powder under the lobbying of Amway salesmen. It is said that it can promote the digestive system and enhance the nutrition of protein. After eating more than 300 yuan a can for half a year, it cost a lot of money, and the meat didn't increase by one or two, still 47.5KG.
Later, I heard that there was a medicine called Zengfei Capsule. At that time, newspapers played a lot, which was the sorrow of a thin man. Then a thin man ate several boxes of fattening capsules, and his weight rose from XX Jin, and then he became confident and found a girlfriend ...; One box of this medicine, three boxes with one curative effect, I don't believe this kind of cowhide moss, but I did have a curative effect at that time. After taking this medicine for a month, I often yawn at work and want to sleep. It seems that my appetite is a little too much. After eating a curative effect, his mother's salary was deducted a lot and his weight was still 47.5KG. In the next few months, this fattening drug was extinct, but the abstinence of the sun god and China people disappeared and became extinct;
Later, I naturally stopped taking any medicine, but I always wanted to find out why I didn't get fat after eating too much. Hang up the phone and have a comprehensive physical examination. There is nothing wrong with me (I am in good health and have not been sick for more than 20 years); Sina has a love problem, ask this question about thinness. Many enthusiastic friends told me the secret of gaining weight, some told me to eat chocolate before going to bed, some told me to eat more lard, and some told me to eat more midnight snacks and drink more beer. Most of these methods are my own habits, such as eating chocolate and drinking beer.
A friend, An Wei, told me: A long eggplant can't grow into a circle, and what grows will bear fruit; I finally believed in fate and chose to give up; My idol is the boss of our industry-Ma Yun; Ma Yun once came to a party in Guangzhou and said, "My age is not a secret, but my weight is absolutely a secret." Ma Yun's weight is estimated to be less than three figures, but his thinness can become a symbol of IT people, and the thin situation follows him and becomes an idol. Who can say that Ma Yun is insecure? !
Therefore, regardless of the weight, I have been struggling in the IT e-commerce industry with Ma Yun as an example. Of course, my life is a typical IT person, working overtime-fast food-overtime; Soon, the worries of the past two or three years have passed. Of course, I have always paid attention to my weight in these two or three years, and the result will never change! Last month, I went to the drugstore occasionally and saw the free scale next to the diet pills. I weighed it-52kg. I laughed at that time. "Damn, these profiteers" have always used my weight to measure whether the scale is standard; And it is effective after repeated tests; The next day, I finished swimming in the community and waited for someone at the gym. There was a platform next to me. Thinking of yesterday's 52KG, I stepped on it and weighed it. At first glance, it is 52KG! Of course, I only wore a pair of swimming trunks; Have I really grown up? Out of the swimming pool, I found 5-6 famous places nearby to weigh again, all of which were around 52KG; In the next few days, I was called on my way to and from work, which proved this indelible fact;
Damn, I gained 10 Jin overnight, but one small step on my body is a big step in history, and three big dreams came true overnight, although I haven't figured out what happened yet. Life is such a fucking scene!