A man named Zhang

My girlfriend says that every day! ! !

What to eat, honey?

What does husband eat at noon?

What does husband eat at night?

Honey, I'm hungry. Honey, what should I eat? Lying in bed, honey, what will you eat tomorrow morning? I ..... don't want to eat anything, I want to starve to death, and I want to realize it now.

A man named Li

I really can't stand you. You think you are my ancestor.

All I know is that blind Bibi is as angry and fierce as a mad dog. No girl is gentle, considerate and kind. How can there be a terrible woman like you in the world? What do you think of the Tibetan poems I wrote for my girlfriend? Can you move her?

A Wang Xingren

I want to have a barbecue at night and ask her if she wants to eat. She said she would definitely stop eating and lose weight. Also asked me to be less and not to waste, so I ordered five kebabs. When I started eating, I saw her looking at me all the time and asking her if she wanted to eat. Boy, come straight here and eat all my remaining four skewers. I ate 1 string. I'm so hungry. ......

A man named Zhu

Order a table every time I go out to eat. She was very hungry, but she didn't start until the food was finished. Finally, when all the dishes were served, she immediately took pictures from all angles.

After taking the photo, she didn't eat anything, but let me eat. I have been with her for more than half a year and gained 20 pounds. Now that I'm tired, it's hard for men to complain. ......

A man named Zhao

The one at my house,

Usually I speak louder, and she can yell at me whenever I say I yell at her. And I doubt that she can break the glass after practicing soprano.

A man named Chen.

My female ticket is an internet addiction girl.

Don't say I ignore her when I play games.

She ignored me when playing games,

You're not playing with me. At first I thought she didn't play games. Later I learned that she hated my cooking and held her back. I asked her why she didn't play black with me. She confidently said that my level was too low for her. Oh, I killed five people, too, okay? ..

A man with his last name

Girlfriend: Is the game more important or me? Girlfriend: Come on, guess how much this thing costs? Girlfriend: Do you think I'm different today? Girlfriend: Which do you prefer? Girlfriend: Do you think there is a big difference after I take off my makeup? Girlfriend: Do you think my makeup looks good?

Does it look nice?

I ..............