Xiao Qiang: Good poem.
Don: I'm Tang Bohu. I'm SHEN WOO's wisdom and incomparable. I love people and see a flat tire. I am not only elegant in speech, but also excellent in character and scholarship, which makes me a member of Northeastern University.
Xiao Qiang: Bento.
Don: Press ~ ~
Xiao Qiang: Models.
Don: Well, that's more like it.
Xiao Qiang: If we say that our young master is talented and punished, he will have to be chopped up. If we say that our young master is kind, it is a crime, then he is guilty. If our young master is handsome.
Don: I am handsome, so I am here.
Xiao Qiang: If it is a sin, it will thunder and lightning.
Don: Well, what are you talking about? Find a chisel.
Xiao Qiang: Calm down, young master. You saw in the gossip that you were lucky today.
Don: What's that? What is that? I am very lucky today. When did I have bad luck? Don't talk nonsense, boy. I will never take you out to play again, do you hear me?
When they went down together, Chou-heung went up. Schreiber: One day, Tang Bohu met a peerless beauty-Comrade Chou-heung. At that time, Chou-heung had just copied a roll of paper from the library and two robbers in Lu-Yu Appointment.
Chou-heung: How can a person wander around the examination room without burning? Dongda Copy Company will provide you with exam questions over the years, and I wish you a helping hand.
When the music started, robbers A and B left.
A: I opened this tree. B: I planted this road. A: If you want to cross this road, B: Leave the roll paper.
Chou-heung: What do you want?
A: Beat B: Robbery.
Chou-heung: No, this roll of paper is still useful for the final exam. I just got it. I finally got it.
A: I don't need it if you use it. B: You can take it with you.
Grabbed the roll paper from Chou-heung.
Chou-heung: Can we go now?
B: Big Brother didn't eat in the morning. A: Hungry. Do you have money with you?
Chou-heung: How much is it?
A: Two yuan per person and two steamed buns B: Forget that.
Chou-heung: No, there are only five.
Bring it (to B). What are you waiting for? B: Big Brother, we only have three pieces left. A: Give it to her quickly.
Chou-heung: I can also buy you a bowl of mala Tang roll paper. Can you let me go?
Yes, this girl is very beautiful. I had to rob her.
Shang Tang
Tang: Chrysanthemum acupuncturist
Wait for me to call someone.
Don: I told you to run 100 meter, run and run. You still think I really let you run 100 meters. Why is it so affordable? Are you saying that you two haven't heard that this is the voice of Northeastern University? Even if you don't support the news or listen to the radio, you should understand party spirit education. We say that we are proud of unity and mutual assistance, ashamed of harming others and benefiting ourselves, ashamed of obeying the law and ashamed of breaking the law. I despise you two people who rob girls of roll paper the most. Let me see what I can't teach in non-technical courses such as roll paper and matrix analysis. It's really sad Don't even say you are sad. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why are you still lame? Who tricked you into being lame?
Xiao Qiang: Look at this. Brother Biao tricked him into limping.
Don: Then you say you are lame, so stay at home. Are you still walking in the Jianghu? If you are called by a police dog once, your leg will be crippled. What can you do? What can you do to worry you? I tell you, you are the legendary Eskimo. Even if you don't think about yourself, you should think about your penguin family. If you all understand, roll your eyes. Yes, I understand.
Oh, dear, the ink has run out. You were born to Tang Priest's mother, right?
Tang Zi once said
Xiao Qiang: Young Master, don't say that everyone has left.
Don: Thanks to his fast running, there is another girl here. You are in shock.
Chou-heung: Thank you for your help.
Don: Where, where, haha.
Chou-heung: If you don't have a son, I'm afraid your little daughter will. ...
Don: Haha, be brave.
Chou-heung: Look at Shuai Shuai's son and dare to ask his son's ID.
Don: My last name is Tang Hu.
Chou-heung: Tang Baihu
Don: What do you call your aunt?
Chou-heung: Call me Chou-heung.
Don: Hey, yo, what a nice name. Please allow me to take this girl home.
Chou-heung: Thank you.
Xiao Qiang: You see my young master saw Chou-heung, a beautiful woman. It's really suddenly enlightened. Low back pain, no cramps in the legs, and strong walking. According to the past practice of picking up girls, you have to sing if you want to.
Don: Your new schoolbag was brought to you in the rain. ...
Chou-heung: Wait a minute. This is not right.
Don: It's not good to sing this when you confess. Just sing again and you will be poor. Let's change it. Let's have another one. I will send you thousands of miles away. Your silent black and white silent era may not be too far away. Love Jay, I will send you away from this world. Are you still playing the piano? It's hard to guess whether you are alive or dead. It's hard to wait for me to send you for a lifetime. ...
Chou-heung: Son, don't send me. My house is here.
Don: I haven't had enough. Your house will arrive soon.
Chou-heung: My home is here.
Don: That's all right. Let me tell you something. Send me a message if you are free. I am the M-Zone. My place. I'm in charge
Chou-heung: What a stupid mobile phone?
Don: My mobile phone can also play computer games.
Chou-heung: Really? What computer game?
Don: Snake. What kind of mobile phone do you have? Let me see.
Chou-heung: Mine is a PHS signal.
Don: It's a pity that I forgot to bring PHS to send text messages today. Isn't it 15 cents?
Xiao Qiang: You must pay 15 cents, young master.
Don: It's also for love.
Chou-heung: Goodbye then, son.
Don: Miss Chou-heung is far away.
Xiao Qiang: When Sister Chou-heung turned around,
Don: Tai Sen should play table tennis.
Xiao Qiang: Sister Chou-heung turned around.
Don: Yang Guo is in love with Li Mochou.
Xiao Qiang: Sister Chou-heung turned three times.
Don: Monks began to use Rejoice. Oh, my God ~ ~
Two people go down, Chou-heung and her mother go up.
Chou-heung: Hey, Mommy, let's ask something today to embarrass my future husband.
Akiki: Xiangxiang, you don't have to worry about this. I can't die in the exam, nor can he burn him in the exam.
Xiao Qiang, look around. ...
Xiao Qiang: Young master.
Don: How about it? How's it going?
Xiao Qiang: I just went to the audition site and saw that guy's gongs, drums, firecrackers and red flags. A sea of people. Don: There are so many people. Xiao Qiang: That man is on the left and right of the third floor. He can't even see his head when he sees his hair. This Chou-heung sister has a lot of barbed wire.
Don: What the hell is a wire?
Xiao Qiang: I'm a big fan of The Wire. Why is there no culture?
Don: Really?
Xiao Qiang: I heard that Chou-heung's mother is old and fierce.
Don: Really, Xiao Qiang: Chou-heung's pursuers either lack arms and legs or risk their lives.
Don: That's rare. Hey, hey, great. Today I'm going to conquer Chou-heung and her mother by a little means.
(to the servant) Come here. You should show yourself first. I'll go there when you finish. Well, it's called showing off the tiger.
Xiao Qiang: That's not fair.
Don: What?
Xiao Qiang: That's not fair.
Don: What are fairness and unfairness? I am your boss. You have to listen to me. It's nice to come back and take you to Marriott. Go ahead.
Xiao Qiang: I have never been to this place, so I will sacrifice it for my young master.
Don: I believe it will be successful this time.
Tangxia
Xiao Qiang: Who should you learn from? You are so stupid.
Akiki: On the 38th, anyone with an ID card will come and apply.
Xiao Qiang: What exactly is an ID?
Akiki: Why do disabled people come here? I tell you, you can't use it.
Xiao Qiang: If you tell me the password, I can use it.
Akiki: What are you talking to me?
Xiao Qiang: You, you, you. ...
Akiki: What are you? Will you be eight honors and eight disgraces?
Xiao Qiang: What do you mean by eight honors and eight disgraces?
Akiki: Nonsense. I know I asked you. Will you learn from Theory of Three Represents?
Xiao Qiang: Does Theory of Three Represents Theory wear three watches on one arm?
Akiki: demo is quite rich. Let me see. What is this? Come to Swatch Snoopy to study when you go out.
Xiao Qiang: Oh, dear.
Akiki: Go ahead.
Xiao Qiang: Madam, calm down, calm down. Isn't this a little joke with you? Listen carefully, the east is red, the rising sun is rising, the motherland is soaring like a dragon, the urban and rural economy is developing greatly, the harmonious society is happy and harmonious, and the national unity is like a rock. Reunification of the motherland is the most glorious thing, and endangering the motherland is the most shameful thing. We should love the motherland, love the people, serve the people, be enthusiastic about doing good deeds for the collective, and always offer love to the society.
Xiangma: OK, young man. You are not an ordinary soldier.
Xiao Qiang: Double Control Class 3.
Akiki: He has an inner show, Chou-heung. I'm in charge. I want you.
Chou-heung: Mom won't.
Xiao Qiang: Really, you want me, young master.
still
Xiao Qiang: Your old mother-in-law said she wanted me. Ha ha.
Don: Hey, hey, my ass. You want to steal my wife. You must stay here and go by yourself. What happened? Tang Yin hasn't come yet.
Akiki: Chew ~
Don: Mom, what's the matter?
Akiki: What is Tang Yin in the Tang Dynasty in Tang Yin?
Don: Tang Bohu.
Chou-heung: Tang Bohu's mother.
Don: That's right.
Akiki: Tang vernacular, right?
Don: Ya Hao Ya Hao Hehe.
Akiki: Very talented person, right?
Don: Brother sealed it, hehe.
Akiki: Let the past serve the present, right?
Don: Not really, hehe.
Akiki: There are countless girls, right?
Don: That won't do. Still quite single-minded about love.
Akiki: Madam, I'll test you today.
Don: Ah-ah, madam: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain.
Don: When will the West Lake Dance stop?
Madam: Gee, this young man is very talented. You were a tailor in your last life, right?
Don: Me neither. Who told God not to give me a face that can conquer girls? Well, I want to study hard, so I'm taking the postgraduate entrance examination.
Akiki: Sadly, which ancient man in China ran fastest?
Tang: Cao Cao
Xiaoqiangshang
Xiao Qiang: Young master.
Don: Hey, slow down.
Xiao Qiang: What happened?
Don: Speak of the devil, Xiao Qiang. Look how fast you run.
Akiki: That's clever.
Don: Isn't it?
Akiki: Which college of Northeastern University has the most beautiful women?
Don: Ha Graduate School.
Akiki: There are countless modes of picking up girls. I don't like watching it. Let's leave now.
Chou-heung: Mom is so handsome.
Don: Mom is so handsome.
Akiki: How handsome!
Don: Don't read the word "sui" to mom.
Akiki: Yes, Sui people.
Chou-heung: Mom, mom, you haven't asked about eight honors and eight disgraces. Give me a chance.
Akiki: Will this bring eight honors and eight disgraces?
Don: Yes, yes.
Chou-heung: Mom.
Akiki: Yes, I don't jump. Come on, eight honors and eight disgraces.
Don: Ha ha ha.
Akiki: What are you laughing at?
Don: When I'm finished laughing.
Akiki: What happened in the end?
Don: Ha, when my laughter is over, that's when I don't laugh.
Akiki: Sui people, please say eight honors and eight disgraces quickly.
Don: Ah, I forgot something important. Who's Xiao Qiang? Cooperate with my brother. Mop the floor after dinner, smoke and drink, come first at home, command your wife, exercise, and look at beautiful women, mom.
Akiki: Naive. Let's see what he looks like.
Tang: A gifted scholar at Dongda University.
Akiki: It's not enough to go with our family.
Chou-heung: Mom, don't drive him away, Bo Hu.
Akiki: What's the matter, Bo Hu?
Don: Xiangxiang
Akiki: What did your first love know?
Schreiber: But Bohu and Chou-heung fell in love at first sight. That love is like the endless black water in Baishan. It's like being slapped by Cupid. But the cruel mother Chou-heung put her under house arrest and refused to let her meet Bohu. Chou-heung cried all day.
Chou-heung: Wow. ...
Don: No, no, I have to save her. No, no,no. Stop me. Don't stop me. I have to save her. I thought I heard Xiangxiang crying.
Xiao Qiang: Hey, hey, hey, mom, young master, Sister Chou-heung is crying so loudly.
Don: Well, don't you know?
Xiao Qiang: Yes.
Don: Women cry like tigers.
Xiao Qiang: Why?
Don: Tigress.
Xiao Qiang: I heard that Chou-heung's mother is always unreasonable. What if she fails?
Don: Failure is just a state of mind, nothing else. Brother Bo Hu told the students who were taking a test of Bo Bo that the heart is in the dream and all roads lead to Dongda University. If they fail this year and start again next year, nothing will happen.
Xiao Qiang: Young Master, it seems that you are really going to be a martyr.
Don: Don't talk nonsense. Take care of my cat, dog and Chen.
Schreiber: Tang Bohu came to Chou-heung's door at the risk of being raped by four villains.
Chou-heung: Wow. ...
Don: Bohu is here. Let you open the door and see if I am in a daze. Can you and I repeat yesterday's love? Can this stupid mobile phone still receive your last words? Why haven't you moved out yet? Xiangxiang, you hung up.
Chou-heung: Hey, why is there a sound? I have to get the correct code.
Don: Yes, there is movement.
Chou-heung: Hey ~ Who is knocking at the door outside? Hey!
Don: Brother Bohu came to save Li, er, er, ho, hey.
Chou-heung: Who do you want to save?
Don: Chou-heung's little MM, of course.
Chou-heung: Self-improvement.
Don: Unity of knowledge and action.
Chou-heung: You are a tiger.
Don: Wait a minute, my tiger, Xiangxiang. Don't worry. I'll take it out for you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why did you come out?
Chou-heung: Tiger Brother
Don: Xiangxiang, mom, I'm still embarrassed. It's okay. The old woman didn't know what trouble was until she learned Taylor's formula. I didn't know what trouble was until I learned the Fourier pole. But I didn't know how beautiful the world was until I met you that day-Xiangxiang.
Music: Let Chou-heung take away my thoughts and my tears. I've been waiting quietly at the meeting place, begging God to wet my eyes and freeze my soul so that I don't want to ask you to come back to me. .....
Mid-Autumn Festival in Music
Don: dizzy, dizzy.
Akiki: Don't live in vain.
Chou-heung: Mom, why are you here?
Don: Er, er, Mao Amin is here and Mao Amin is here. Where is it?
Akiki: I was moved to tears.
Don: Mom, why are you still playing the imitation show?
Akiki: Bohu, I never thought you were a man of Northeastern University.
Don: It has always been pure.
Akiki: Well, since you stand the test so well, it seems that you are also infatuated.
Don: Love.
Akiki: I promised you to be together.
Chou-heung: Really, Mom?
Don: Great.
Akiki: Mental illness.
Don: Happiness is happiness.
Akiki: Is it approved by your guide?
Don: I must choose what he likes.
Akiki: Nothing.
Xiaoqiangshang
Xiao Qiang: Young master.
Don: Ah-ah.
Xiao Qiang: Congratulations.
Don: Ah, Xiao Qiang, you finally have a hostess. You two go play. Go and play.
Xiao Qiang: Hello, housewife.
Don: Yes, yes, mom, yes, yes, I went through that door, too. I married your family, didn't I? I am a man, too. Tell me what our family will be big in the future. I'll take care of it.
Akiki: Are you energetic?
Don: What are you doing? What is this?
Akiki: You cheated the ball fragrance away, too.
Don: How can it be called cheating?
Akiki: That was a lie. It's time to treat us like flowers.
Don: There's another one.
Akiki: Then look like a flower.
Ruhua: What's the matter, Mom? I am making clothes.
Don: Ah, whispering is so sweet. Get me out of here. I'll take it, too
Chou-heung: Tang Bohu.
Don: Nothing. I'll find you a good sister.
Akiki: That figure is old.
Don: hotter than me.
Akiki: Come up like a flower.
Ruhua: Brother Ai is here.
Don: Oh, my God, that's great.
Ruhuashang
Ruhua: I miss you so much.
Xiao Qiang: Arafat.
Ruhua: Is Mom beautiful?
Akiki: Son, how many sheets are there in our house enough for you to eliminate the disaster? Look, red and green.
Don: Oh, my God.
Akiki: I'm so angry.
Don: I'm, I'm sorry I'm still going there. My family raises pigs. Where is Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang? I am usually very kind to you. Help me, my wife. Let's go first.
Tang Bohu and Qiuxiangxia
Ruhua: What does Mom want with me?
Akiki: Eh, something really happened today. You are all handsome guys in the audience. Which one do you like? I'll give you mugwort.
Ruhua: God, Chou-heung has been pressing me since I was a child. I finally see the light. Now all the handsome guys here are mine, uh, mom. There's one there.
Akiki: Yes, that looks even more awkward than you.
Ruhua: Oh, that's not necessary. And a, uh, fatter mother than me. Can you still find a wife? I don't care about you, uh, mom. Here's another one.
Akiki: That bald guy.
Ruhua: Ah, the hair band. Then I'll look again. It's too difficult. Oh, my God, this is so exciting. This is another handbag.
Akiki: Who is it?
Ruhua: Mom, I have a crush on him.
Akiki: Xiao Qiang
Xiao Qiang: My husband, lady lady, lady lady and lady lady helped me.
Akiki: Isn't it beautiful?
Like a flower: strong.
Akiki: Come on, auntie, I can't help you this time. Go ahead.
Ruhua: How happy Qiang Qiang and I are together.
Xiao Qiang: Oh, my God, Earth, which fairy gave me such a big baby? Oh, my God, master.
Ruhua: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.