Lead: Most jokes reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. I think you chose a funny story to make students laugh. I hope you will like it. Let's laugh together!

1, teacher:? You copied this paper, didn't you?

Student:? Don't dare next time, please spare me this time. ?

Teacher:? I wrote this paper six years ago. ?

Student:? Huh? ! Sorry, teacher, I didn't?

Teacher:? However, I decided to give it to you. Excellent? . ?

Student:? Thank you, teacher, but why?

Teacher:? My tutor gave it to me at that time? Pass? But I always thought my thesis should be worth it? Excellent? . ?

2、? All taught by the same teacher. Why do some students do well in the exam and some students do poorly? Ah! ?

The head teacher gave a lecture again after the big exam. When a voice sounded from the corner, the whole class was speechless. Because the invigilator is different. ?

Before graduation, students send small gifts to their teachers to express their gratitude. Charlie's father sells wine. He brought a big box. Seeing that the box was leaking liquid, the teacher put a drop in his mouth with his finger and tasted it. Teacher:? It's champagne. Charlie: No. What about brandy? No? Finally, the teacher said, I won't taste it. What did you say you brought? Charlie whispered, a puppy! ?

4.a boasted to classmate B:? A girl in our class gave me a cup. Cup? Homophonic? For life? She intends to be good friends with me for life. ?

B suddenly overjoyed:? Then our class flower also gave me an eight-cup tea set. Does this mean that you should be good friends with me from generation to generation?

A said:? How come? She means it's really bad for Eight Generations to have such friends! ?

5. An international student had difficulty in Chinese. One day, he visited his Chinese teacher's home and chatted at home.

International student: How many children do you have, teacher?

Teacher: 1.

International students: seven?

Teacher: Not seven, but 1.

International students: 1 1, so many!

Teacher: Not 1 1, but 1.

International student: 2 1 again?

Teacher (dizzy): Either 2 1 or 1.

International student: Oh, 9 1.

Teacher:

6. Why did you leave without telling me? With your company every night, I can only dream of dawn. The night without you is long and bleak, dear, come back!

A notice written by a college student after the quilt was lost.

Dear students, I have work to do. You should go first!

On the eve of high school graduation, a student who decided to stay in school and repeat his studies left a message in his classmate's graduation yearbook.

7. A brother in the dormitory likes a woman, and they have a good relationship. They often play ball together. One day, he bravely confessed, but the woman said, I only regard you as my brother! ?

He bowed his head in despair. In an instant, he suddenly raised his head, put away his previous disappointment and tentatively asked, Dude, can you be gay?

8. My roommate suddenly told me that the word artificial respiration is not pleasant to hear and has no artistic conception at all. After all, it was a kiss. I asked, and then thought of a word for you. My roommate smiled contemptuously and replied, I've been thinking about it for a long time. It's called love oxygen supply.

9. In junior high school, extortion was prevalent. Once I stayed up all night in an Internet cafe and was called to the toilet by my three sisters wandering in the street. Take out your most important things! ?

I silently untied my belt, and they sneered: Hey, it's so deep! ? It was not until I took Tintin out that she was shocked!

? Lie in the trough! So small! ?

10, I went to the Internet cafe with my girlfriend and played games all night. The next day, when I was in class, she said to me in front of the whole class. I didn't expect your skills to be so good last night! ?

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