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Funny couplets in university dormitories
Part one: When I was walking around the campus last night, I saw the frog pretending to be cool, vomiting and vomiting, so I had to hit the tree with my head.

Part two: Today the stadium is cool, and suddenly I heard that the dinosaur hit a tree. Terrible, terrible, poor little tree.

Horizontal Criticism: Ghost Story of Ghost Girl

The first part: surfing the internet, playing cards and falling in love, wasting four years,

Part 2: Postgraduate entrance examination, going abroad, looking for a job, living as a pig and a dog.

Horizontal Batch: Full and Full

The first part: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang and Jiang Jiang can all vote!

Bottom line: flying buildings, teaching buildings, dormitory buildings and buildings can jump!

Horizontal approval: unprecedented

The first part: boys and girls are poor scholars, endless!

Part two: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part!

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

The first part: Recalling the eventful past, a wife and a group of children.

Bottom line: Look at the current peace and prosperity, one child, one wife. Horizontal batch: belt/belt/belt/

The first part: male lower left part: female right horizontal batch: Zhong Chong

Part one: Don't learn to shoot indiscriminately with machine guns when urinating in the pool. Part two: Don't be an abandoned girl when defecating in into the pit.

Part I: The person I love was taken away by my master. Part II: People who love me are terrible. I am in pain.

Part I: Love is in arrears, love has stopped, and fate is not in the service area.

Bottom line: Thinking without answering, thinking without being busy, feelings can't be recharged. Horizontal batch: How to connect if you are heartbroken?

The first part: aliases, pseudonyms, fake addresses, the second part: cheating on eating and drinking, cheating on feelings, cross-batch: people who want to hook up.

The first part: Boys, girls, poor scholars, do not hesitate to live.

The second part: first love, heat, love, marriage, love, disappointment: there is no love in life.

The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back.

Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you forever. Cross-criticism: sending the wrong person.

Part one: Love your country, your family and your sister; The second part: fire prevention, theft prevention and prevention; Senior brother horizontal approval: free love.

Part one: Look at the back, I'm in a hurry. I turned around and scared away millions of heroes. I criticized them: mine?

The first part: recalling the past, sweet potato rice, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children.

Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives: yes/yes/yes/yes/yes.

Part one: I am crazy for you, tired for you, and bear all the sins for you.

Part II: Die for you, be crazy for you, hit a wall for you, criticize: be crazy for love.

Part one: It is difficult to love and be loved. Part II: Love takes time to be destined. Love is priceless.

Part I: Love has been suspended, and love has also lightened its position, and fate has slipped to the daily limit.

The second part: thinking about the bull market, thinking about the bear market, feelings can not cast a long-term cross-recognition: hurry to make up the position.

The first part: Say yes, yes or no. Part two: Say no, no, no. Follow-up: no, you can't.