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100 funny couplets are absolutely delicious.
Part 1: Love your country, your family and your sister!

Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother!

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

Part one:? Boys and girls, poor scholars, endless!

Downlink:? First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part!

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

The first part: Meeting, knowing each other, knowing each other and falling in love are necessary!

Bottom line: it's inevitable to break up if there are minor quarrels and quarrels.

Cross: Love is intertwined.

The first part: surfing the internet, playing cards and falling in love, wasting four years,

Part 2: Postgraduate entrance examination, going abroad, looking for a job, living as a pig and a dog.

Horizontal Batch: Full and Full

The first part: worry about the senior high school entrance examination, senior high school entrance examination and college entrance examination.

Bottom line: copy Chinese, copy math, copy English, that is, copy.

Horizontal batch:? do not believe

The first part: Yesterday, today, tomorrow, every day is very hard.

Part II: Breakfast, lunch, dinner and dinner are difficult to enter.

Horizontal Criticism: University Life

Part one:? Walking on campus last night, I saw frogs pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting and hitting their heads against trees.

Downlink:? When the stadium was cool last night, I suddenly heard that the dinosaur hit a tree. Terrible, terrible, poor little tree.

Horizontal batch:? A ghost story of China

Part I: It's easier said than done, harder said than done.

Bottom line: miss you, miss you, miss you.

Horizontal criticism: true love and no regrets

Part one:? Don't eat for free, eat for free;

Downlink:? Don't take it for nothing, take it for nothing.

Horizontal batch: Please rest assured.

Part one:? Don't eat for free, eat for free, eat for free;

In a word: take it for nothing, take it for nothing, take it for nothing.

Horizontal batch:? exactly

Part one:? Don't eat for free, eat for free, eat for free, let go of your belly,

Downlink:? Don't take it for nothing, don't take it for nothing, don't take it for nothing, and rent a car quickly.

Horizontal batch: please invoice.

Part one: Now, if you don't eat for free, don't eat for free. If you can eat it for free, why not?

Bottom line: If you don't eat for free, don't eat for free. If you eat for free, you have to eat the most Everyone eats for free.

Horizontal criticism: secularism.

The first part: half an inch into the soul? Jiao Hu: It hurts. Hurry!

In a word: keep three points of jade and cherish fragrance? Urgent call: out, come!

The first part: Acting county magistrate, acting mayor and acting speaker, which runs in the family.

Part II: New house, new car, new girl, new debut.

Horizontal batch: all from a.